šŸ· Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Remove Goat said:
He's from Memphis, which is home to Memphis Barbecue.

'nuff said
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Memphis BBQ is delicious, but a steady diet of it is not advisable. Also, might help if Ralph actually got outside and did some shit, like walk around. Hell, I'm a bit overweight and I still go and take a walk every few hours because I don't want to end up as fat as Ralph.
 
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Gustav Schuchardt said:
This Coach vs Everyone Else beef is so fucking tedious. And I say that as someone who's always reckoned CRP was a scumbag.
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I wish Ralph wouldā€™ve just left it. I think CRP showed his colors just fine and Iā€™m disappointed at how much attention Ralph gave it.
He couldā€™ve done the appearance on Zoomā€™s show that night of the shitstream and not say a fucking thing afterwards.
zyclonPD said:
Want some more "inspiration"? http://archive.li/IcIXS here's Ralph talking about diet and exercise in 2015. Advice he would never actually adopt and go on to gain 100 lbs. before jail.


He can't stream less. He's like DSP now. He has to stream for shekels so he can pay for Kate... I mean Nora. Or Ghost, He wants to finish the markets, but He can't cut off the text to speech. That would ruin the show because muh interaction/shekels.
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I donā€™t think heā€™s DSP bad yet, give a year or two then definitely.
 
Leper said:
If your job was to sit on your ass and read the news every night and then occasionally bring in people more talented then you and let them do their shtick, you would find it very easy to be lazy.

Its not an excuse, he really had all the opportunity to not be as big as he is. Simply put, it was more convenient to him.
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Nah, every single extremely fat person I've ever known is mentally ill and was abused as a child. Plus he's an alcoholic. He is trying to drown his mental demons in alcohol and food.
 
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DispatchCommit said:
Daily (over?)dose of autism

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After Metokur's stream ended this morning, there was barely any user retention. It may have just been a lack of 'large' streamers, but randbot2020 barely hit 50 viewers. Nonetheless I would have expected a larger influx of users as I'd (anecdotally) seen prior. Did not even see many users viewing smaller streams. Rather I'd say it seemed as though all had dropped off the site entirely.

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It seems very much as if you must have your own well established audience at this point as there is a very small user-base from which you can attract a viewer-base from. Additionally, the new homepage appears to make stream discovery more difficult for users, and therefore I'm not (yet) seeing much user flow between channels. Rather it appears users show up for the big streamers and leave, while smaller streamers may have a slow trickle in as viewers check individual channels they are fans of.

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Sorry @AltisticRight, still no autistic gunt gifs.

(I may also be entirely wrong, this is the first set of data I've recorded)
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This shows some good things and some bad things as far as I am aware.
The good:
- People with substantial viewbase can move up to 1/3 of their audience to stream.me from YouTube. Don't know about twitch since I heard the streamers there get high five digits.
- Voting, more interaction
- Less moderated
- Closer to the developers/moderators

The bad:
- It is hard to establish oneself on stream.me. It seems like the typical viewerbase of the entire site is about 100-200
- Stream.me offers no growth
- Bandwidth issues

The first two downsides are just horrible. If Ralph and Jim leave the site, it's back to the wasteland it initially was.

I think these are the many problems faced by people who want to develop a JewTube alternative, the graphs show it pretty well. Brightly coloured segments like puzzle pieces.

Here's another anecdote, Ralph had a vote about whether people want to see the JF/CRP clip. It was I believe 421 yes 401 no. It anecdotally disproves my theory of "most people are there for the drama", seems like a solid 50/50 split, which is actually pretty good for the format.

I have to say, you provide some pretty decent insight into various things with your autism, I like it. Why would you go out and pick on nobody Joe Blows who are subscribers or whatever? They offer no value, they offer no lolz, they have no influence one way or another. I'm not here to stop what you do, I just find it weird and extremely time wasting.
 
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AltisticRight said:
I have to say, you provide some pretty decent insight into various things with your autism, I like it. Why would you go out and pick on nobody Joe Blows who are subscribers or whatever? They offer no value, they offer no lolz, they have no influence one way or another. I'm not here to stop what you do, I just find it weird and extremely time wasting.
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@DispatchCommit didn't choose the autism, the autism chose him. It wasn't worth doxing two paypigs that nobody even gives a shit about anymore. Going after Ralph's income is extremely gay. Does Dispatch want to run Ralph off the internet? To me this doesn't seem like he's in it for the laughs, it seems like he actually hates Ralph and wants to ruin his life.

It's funny when Ralph loses money organically due to sperging out and associating with Andy and Zoom, but going out of your way to make sure Ralph's cut off is what makes him an A-log.
 
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Null said:
I influence women to eat
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But you do it 'your way'.

The thing is this--look at Jim he gets viewers because he doesn't get involved in this shit. He makes jokes, he goes away, he nukes accounts, he persists...Ralph, Andy, etc just keep whoring their drama out until everyone sees that they are losers who are only famous because they are idiots.

You want to know why Zoom hates you? Zoom knows he can't be you. He's a spaz. He is a moron who can only chase shit down and chew on it then shit it out and hope that the coil he leaves on the lawn impresses someone.

You just do streams and have fun, like Jim, you have a site that gets more traffic than Gunt's shitty site can ever hope to get, more attention than Zoom can dream of garnering but you just do it.

They root around in the shit and hope they find a truffle.

Ralph's a drunk piece of shit that is famous for being a drunk piece of shit that took a swing at some cops. Zoom is a maggot that fell out of the pile and for a moment he is famous but once he is done feeding on the shit his own maggots will consume him.

These people don't get it: The drama is temporary.

You get it. Jim gets it. That's why this shit doesn't stick to you.
 
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AltisticRight said:
I have to say, you provide some pretty decent insight into various things with your autism, I like it. Why would you go out and pick on nobody Joe Blows who are subscribers or whatever? They offer no value, they offer no lolz, they have no influence one way or another. I'm not here to stop what you do, I just find it weird and extremely time wasting.
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@DispatchCommit didn't choose the autism, the autism chose him. It wasn't worth doxing two paypigs that nobody even gives a shit about anymore. Going after Ralph's income is extremely gay. Does Dispatch want to run Ralph off the internet? To me this doesn't seem like he's in it for the laughs, it seems like he actually hates Ralph and wants to ruin his life.

It's funny when Ralph loses money organically due to sperging out and associating with Andy and Zoom, but going out of your way to make sure Ralph's cut off is what makes him an A-log.
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The deep lore here has been explained before here by 'Patebin Anon':
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ethan-ralph-theralphretort.16672/page-234#post-4349151

Specifically these 2 paragraphs:
Dispatch was comfortably in what, #2 or #3? He was already on the shit list for causing a panic about IP scraping and yes, people closed their accounts because they are that exceptional. He then unfortunately developed the /cow/ version of redpill tourettes and bought ethanralph.com and gave me permission to write the content. The site only contained 2 actual doxes: some fat bitch and an adopted beaner (and his family, sans younger step-brother). I didn't even bother to verify them, they're literally just whitepages.com screencaps which is often out of date/wrong. I scraped the facebooks from the valor fighting post and posted it on /cow/ when I did it but no one cared. Sat on it until it became useful and posted it on the website. They're ironically probably the most accurate doxes since people add their every life detail on social media. The other "doxes" i.e the Guntguards were just some mongs that came into whatever stream I was watching and raged. They're called paypiggies because everyone who goes out of their way to defend their e-celeb is probably a paypiggy.

Everyone knew it was me doing the content and I even woke up at 3am on a fucking Saturday to stream with Dispatch and explained everything. Ethan still blamed him because he "hosted" it, or as sonic nigger said "commissioned" it (still waiting on my cheque). I'll give it a few years until Ethan realizes that that argument means he's also responsible for all of his guests actions on stream and the streams that he appears on.
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I prefer doing more of this analytical and expository digging and information bombing, so expect more of these to come.
Someone also suggested calculating monthly income, so that should play in nicely with the rest of these statistics.

I'll return later tonight with tonight's 'analytics' and address your other points.

tuscangarder said:
The new front page has def hurt the usability of stream.me. I used to randomly stumble upon whoever was streaming, now it wants people to pick from categories. That is stupid when the user base is so small.
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Just go to https://www.stream.me/live/ instead :)
Just like the old homepage, and much easier to find the streamer you want usually.
 
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DispatchCommit said:
The deep lore here has been explained before here by 'Patebin Anon':
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ethan-ralph-theralphretort.16672/page-234#post-4349151

Specifically these 2 paragraphs:


I prefer doing more of this analytical and expository digging and information bombing, so expect more of these to come.
Someone also suggested calculating monthly income, so that should play in nicely with the rest of these statistics.

I'll return later tonight with tonight's 'analytics' and address your other points.



Just go to https://www.stream.me/live/ instead :)
Just like the old homepage, and much easier to find the streamer you want usually.
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Pretty clear that the people who run the site want to bury the reason people ever went to the site which is pretty--gab.ai-ish.

The top streams were a dude pulling prank phone calls and a handful of streams that were pretty much...oh how do you say...filled with colorful slurs in the chat.

Ralph pulled traffic to them now they are trying to rebrand as not a haven for {{{opinions}}}.
 
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