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4Macie said:
He saw her once for sure, or at least he said he saw her IRL at least once. Personally, I'm getting to the point where I'm wondering just how many times does Chris have to have a fake girlfriend before he gets it... like at least he's asking to meet in person or bust, but he's not even getting kisses or hugs or anything from these "girlfriends". Most relationships, even long distance ones, have hugging and kissing and other intimate activities. As it sounds, he met her once, talked on the phone (maybe?), and emailed her. That's it. And it sounds like it wasn't even daily contact, more like weekly... So how does Chris explain this to himself? I know he has expert skills in mental gymnastics, but damn.
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Chris doesn't know any better since he has no concept of what a relationship is. Keep in mind "Random people hugging in the library" equals "They found their mate and became a couple". He's just going with the measly contact he receives cause he barely understands there should be more than just hanky panky. And a social life as uneventful as that of Chris certainly is going to be improved even by the most shallow of meetings.

And after writing this I am now kind of depressed. (:_(
 
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Tubular Monkey said:
Chris has reposted the BMW ad. Amazingly, nobody has swooped in and bought it. It will be interesting to see how they manage to get it back to 14BC.
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"The key was misplaced, but we Have Found It."

There was a slight problem that no one interested in buying the car could possibly know, since the problem was rectified. Crucial piece of info there, Chris.
 
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He Sets Me On Fire said:
"The key was misplaced, but we Have Found It."

There was a slight problem that no one interested in buying the car could possibly know, since the problem was rectified. Crucial piece of info there, Chris.
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Thank GodBearJesus they found it, or else they wouldn't be able to get their $15,000. Can't sell a car if you don't have the key.
 
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Dont believe I've seen this posted yet.

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Why is "Have Found It" capitalized? The spell check on my phone wouldn't let that go through. Has he worn down his spell check to the point where it has just said "fuck it"? Even simple technology has given up on Chris improving.

I wonder if the Caddy is still for sale. Maybe Chris can donate it to one of those tax write-off places so he can offset the taxes he will pay on his eBay profits. Maybe he can donate Barb. Plenty of underprivileged families could use a loud, abusive pack rat in their home. It builds character. Just look what it did for Chris.

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Dont believe I've seen this posted yet.

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What a cheeky little wench.
 
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yawning sneasel said:
Why is "Have Found It" capitalized? The spell check on my phone wouldn't let that go through. Has he worn down his spell check to the point where it has just said "fuck it"? Even simple technology has given up on Chris improving.
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If you've spent any time reading the CWCki, you'd know that Chris Capitalizes random things. That's one reason why "paintingatree" was outed as Chris in CWCki Forums.
 
To be fair, they got a reactions which is pretty much what trolls are after.
But still, pretty predictable.
 
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i couldn't believe he responded to obvious weenery at all, then i remembered the blue arms thing is the angriest he's been in a long time
 
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Cotton Puddings said:
i couldn't believe he responded to obvious weenery at all, then i remembered the blue arms thing is the angriest he's been in a long time
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Yeah but he handled it as best he could, a short "I was expecting this and whatever." as opposed to 2009 Chris who would've made a video screaming and tearing the postcard up (or trying to.)
 
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Pikonic said:
Yeah but he handled it as best he could, a short "I was expecting this and whatever." as opposed to 2009 Chris who would've made a video screaming and tearing the postcard up (or trying to.)
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Besides, he already did such a thing during this "Saga"

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I guess things are funnier when you don't ween, but as I once saw Null put it, weens do it for their own smirks and lolz. I sometimes ween around on other things myself, so I can feel them.
 
Weens do it because being a Guy-Fawkes-mask-wearing, 'tard-poking asshole is an easier way to feel liked than actually learning how to be a decent fucking human being with a personality.
 
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yawning sneasel said:
Why is "Have Found It" capitalized?
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I explained it elsewhere, but I believe that Chris capitalizes for emphasis...

so normal text is talking normally...
Capitlizing Like This Is Talking Louder...
AND ALL CAPS IS YELLING...

... or something like that (with utter disregard for the rules of capitalization).
 
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