🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Ralph is so incompetent at hosting a drama show I'm blown away he's gotten this far to begin with.

CRP was in the greenroom after Ralph and Mark were talking shit about his behavior. Ralph announces "CRP is here, hold on I have to go take a shit", and hands the mic over to Gator so he can bring in someone to wanted to talk about anime. Ten minutes later, Ralph returns and checks again and sees that he's no longer there.
 
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What makes you respect Ralph more ( if you can muster any ) him sticking up for andy by not bringing up the pinecone/tranny rumors or him prioritizing his TRR role and covering it?

Also, if he was smart HE would be the one to do the gunt awards. People are only spamming the meme on /cow/ because they know it drives him insane. If he laughed at it then it wouldn't be around anymore.
 
Ralph is so incompetent at hosting a drama show I'm blown away he's gotten this far to begin with.

CRP was in the greenroom after Ralph and Mark were talking shit about his behavior. Ralph announces "CRP is here, hold on I have to go take a shit", and hands the mic over to Gator so he can bring in someone to wanted to talk about anime. Ten minutes later, Ralph returns and checks again and sees that he's no longer there.
Isn't that a Sargon move? Let's chat, just wait for 20 minutes while I use the bathroom.
 
People will likely chock tonight up to "well numbers tend to drop when Mark Collet comes on anyway you know *swigs marker's mark* it's just what happens, next show will probably be back to normal". Guarantee that is the rhetoric that will be used to defuse to a new narrative.
 
Ralph is so incompetent at hosting a drama show I'm blown away he's gotten this far to begin with.

CRP was in the greenroom after Ralph and Mark were talking shit about his behavior. Ralph announces "CRP is here, hold on I have to go take a shit", and hands the mic over to Gator so he can bring in someone to wanted to talk about anime. Ten minutes later, Ralph returns and checks again and sees that he's no longer there.

It was a fake.
 
People will likely chock tonight up to "well numbers tend to drop when Mark Collet comes on anyway you know *swigs marker's mark* it's just what happens, next show will probably be back to normal". Guarantee that is the rhetoric that will be used to defuse to a new narrative.
What’s funny is that Friday are unironically slow days. But today was just pathetic.
Ralph rethink some shit dude, don’t prove Josh right about this coming to a bitter end at least for your own sake.
 
Ralph has likely utterly fucked himself at this point. For one thing he's as stubborn as he is stupid and will likely stick to that "Zoom ain't going nowhere" bullshit, which is just gonna cost him more viewership over time.
And if he DOES get rid of Zoom to try and save his dwindling audience, you just know the sociopathic pedo is gonna make Ralph regret it.

It's fucking beautiful.
 
2019.02.22 - Killstream: #TimesUp
It's time for another round of viewer analytics! Tonight I accidentally fell asleep through the stream, so I can't comment on the quality of the stream, but loading up the graph doesn't instill any confidence in me that it was good.

START & PEAK
Actually caught the start today, and just as I had expected, the start of the show is basically right when peak viewership occurs. I suspect it's mostly comprised of viewers tuning in to see what the show is about and whether it's worth the watch or not. Looking at the peak, tonight's show hit an all time low of 1,500 viewers, and even that didn't last long. As we see a sharp drop in users immediately after.
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Orange = Ralph
Purple = SPCC
Pink / Red = Zoom

OVERVIEW
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Noteworthy mention - the graph after 10:30pm uses a wider scale. That's due to a weird issue with how I was managing data memory. So where it looks like the view count levels out, it's just using a shorter time scale.

That said, there is a large notable drop in user after peak viewership. Followed by a steady constant drop in viewers after 8:30pm. There appear to be a small surge in users around 9:30pm, followed by another large drop in users around 10:30pm (wow, nearly a 4 hour show tonight?). The last 30 minutes of the show continues to show a steady drop in users to just over 800 users as the show comes to an end.

Since that time scale is a little messed up, I have another graph that is smaller, but at least has a linear scale (though it's interesting to note how easily graphs and data can be distorted).
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This chart really shows how the TRR just bleeds viewers all night long. Past 10PM, that last 30 minutes is a drop of 200 viewers. 9:30-10pm is probably the strongest the show looks where there is a slight increase of viewers, right before the drop off.

CONCLUSION
Overall, this was a really bad show. One of the worst view counts, awful viewer retention (I'm not even sure you can call this "retention" when you bleed that many viewers), and no Dame Pesos.

If you didn't think The Killstream was dying before, you might want to start rethinking that opinion. This was a show that easily pulled 6k+ before, would regularly hit 2k+ for months after switching to streamme, but is now heading to a point where 2k viewers is a good night.

We're steadily approaching Kumite 2.0. Jim's done with the show aside from a few side remarks and jabs at them here and there, and we're seeing history repeat itself.

And let's look back at the Jim viewership graph from the other morning. This is a prime example of what a good show should look like. Strong viewership retention, slowly increasing viewership, and practically no drops in viewers. Even Zoom's show the other day had stronger analytics.

Without new viewers to pull in, and bleeding more viewers every night, I see no possible way for the Killstream to make a comeback. Time's up, and it's only a matter of time until the only remaining viewers are cat ladies. Ralph is burning bridges (CRP, Josh, random ex-fans like myself, @KOVALSKY, Murderder, etc.) and his actions just show that he truly is still the same person he was years ago.

That concludes this week in autism. I'll be back Monday with more graphs.

BONUS GRAPH
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