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What if Chris got his nads waxed? It's not as painful a process as people make it out to be and he obviously has a high pain tolerance.
Would he scare the poor person doing the job? Would he shower beforehand?
What if he decided to go ahead and get his facial hair waxed? I'm sure that would make him pretty happy for a few days at least
 
derpi said:
What if Chris got his nads waxed? It's not as painful a process as people make it out to be and he obviously has a high pain tolerance.
Would he scare the poor person doing the job? Would he shower beforehand?
What if he decided to go ahead and get his facial hair waxed? I'm sure that would make him pretty happy for a few days at least
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Forget all that. He needs to wax those hairy manrilla arms of his.
 
What if Sega released a new Sonic game in which Sonic's arms are lime green and he teams up with a group of Sonic clones, each of whom has arms of a different color: Red, pink, white, yellow, turquise, grass green, blue, brown etc.?
 
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Abethedemon said:
What if Chris was intersexual?
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That'd be sorta interesting. I can see Borb fighting over what gender to raise Chris. If he was the type where his genitals were malformed and/or he had a mixture of both, the doctors would likely push for Borb to just give Chris the surgery to make him into a girl and put him on hormones to ensure that all the female bits are dominant. (IE, to grow boobs and such.) However there are a lot of people who put a huge emphasis on having a boy and there have been a few of those medical reality shows that have featured parents who went out of their way to have their kid be a boy, despite the kid's genitals being fairly messed up. (One claimed that their doctor started the surgery partway and they spent tons of money trying to reconstruct the kid's penis, leaving the kid with an extremely small member that may as well have been Hedwig's Angry Inch.) So yeah... one would push for a boy, the other a girl. I see them both sort of fighting against one another with this and not just agreeing one way or another.

Regardless of what sex they chose, I can see this really messing with Chris later in life- especially when it came to the bullies if Chris or Borb were to accidentally leak that Chris was intersex. Odds are they'd probably use this as one more way to make Chris into a victim of life like they did with his autism, and Chris would probably feel even more required to prove his sexuality one way or another. However at the same time they do the whole victim thing, I can also see them trying to push Chris into one specific sexuality and punish him if he did the "incorrect" one.

Also, Chris would rage about how his parents picked the wrong sex and he should have been a girl AND THE DOCTORS SHOULD FIX IT RIGHT NOW. :twisted:
 
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Haesindang Park said:
What if Chris bought his 2010 Ford Focus from Carmax or Autonation? I heard those companies are scandalous.
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