🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Khorne Flakes said:
Who will jump jimp first when they consistently hit less than 1k for more than a week? Will this result in a spergaton of doxxxing?

I feel like all the IBS related trashfire are quite entertaining and this one is keeping up with the trend. Way to go Ralph :like:
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There aren't that many people left to jump ship in any case. Gator will stick around until the end, he's too fat to pass up attention. Zidane will likely stick around too because he's a good boy. Gold star callers like Rand will keep calling as long as it doesn't turn too gay because a couple hundred is still a massive audience to people that either don't stream at all or get 10-40 viewers. Jim already distanced himself a while ago, Dame seems to have as well now. Everyone else was already excommunicated.

If the numbers do consistently get below 1k, Ralph will likely start to more seriously look into ways to get back on Youtube. There is still the possibility of someone else managing a channel, or simply a partnership with someone like Warski where Ralph is simply a co-host with a 50/50 split.

If the relationship with Warski doesn't implode, the most likely short term scenario is that Ralph will be featured on a weekly or so show to advertise the Killstream to the Youtube audience.

As a side note, that Warski indiegogo project will very likely negatively impact the Killstream numbers. Part of the reason people watch shows like the Killstream is because they get used to the routine and once it's broken when they're MIA for a week or more as they're working on whatever autism is going to transpire across the US, people will just start forgetting about it, especially because it's on a containment site no one ever goes to otherwise.
 
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rotollo said:
The last person who has good relationships with ralph is dick, unless he somehow pisses him off I guess
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Yeah, Dick is a bit of a wildcard for now. He very much enjoys the whole concept of a late night talk show and dabbling in the 148 gang gang side of the internet but you can tell he did not appreciate CRP being ousted for next to nothing so soon after they had their fwiendship meeting.

And I guarantee he will not appreciate hearing about Zoom participating (or at least claiming to) in the deplatforming of Based Feeder, if he hasn't already. Hell, he JUST set up a patreon alternative for people that got deplatformed and I'm pretty sure Mumkey and Josh were factors in deciding to actually go through the effort of doing it. If memory serves correct, I think Josh was actually the first guy that got an outright invitation to get on the platform.
 
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Lin Marin said:
If the numbers do consistently get below 1k, Ralph will likely start to more seriously look into ways to get back on Youtube.
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None of that will work for long. Guarantee he'll burn whatever bridges he has left to Youtube in short order, he'll surround himself with more Zooms and Teridaxes and he'll be right back to where he started, with a small dumpster fire of 100-200 viewers, more or less watching because they can't look away and there's absolutely nothing else on that's more watchable. Even BadTits is history repeating, she's JudgyBitch v2.0.
 
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Firstly "BAD TITS" papa @Null will not collect us, maybe you can sperg out some more about how you're being gang stalked! Secondly, come here @DispatchCommit ;) I want some of that sweet autistic graph dicking you've been giving us! The Ralph Retort is dying and there's nothing you can do about it.

Also, why are you so homophobic? do you hate gay people? you seem to say the F word a lot :(
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That bitch is insufferable. She doesn't want to face the fact that there's a lot of us, myself included, that have watched the Killstream every night for almost a year and we simply see a show dying before our eyes.

She's probably going to make this worse for Ralph, and to that I say more power to her because that's just gonna bring more laughs.
 
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About Zidan, I've been mulling this around in the back of my head for a bit:

What if he's trying to ghost Ralph and Gator as a slow burn? What if his "business trips" are partially or even completely fabricated, because he's seen the writing on the wall and even if his personal beliefs align with the alt-right, he sees other figures fucking up their lives and understands that he doesn't want that for himself?

Any thoughts @Goku 1000000 O ?
 
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Sam Losco said:
I wonder if the people at Stream.me that invited Ralph over are regretting that yet?

How exactly do they make money? There is no advertising that I see and they actually give money away every week.
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have you considered that the site itself might just be a sort of internment camp for "unruly" youtubers who say nigger, kike, and faggot a lot?
i don't think the site owners are making any money on this, they are losing it. and i suspect they consider it a minor price to pay to get all those troublesome trolls out of their hair on the real streaming services, like Twitch or Youtube.

what i am saying is that its basically a jew op, and the nazis (and other troublemakers) are the inmates in the camp that they run.
 

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2019.02.22 - Killstream: #TimesUp
It's time for another round of viewer analytics! Tonight I accidentally fell asleep through the stream, so I can't comment on the quality of the stream, but loading up the graph doesn't instill any confidence in me that it was good.

START & PEAK
Actually caught the start today, and just as I had expected, the start of the show is basically right when peak viewership occurs. I suspect it's mostly comprised of viewers tuning in to see what the show is about and whether it's worth the watch or not. Looking at the peak, tonight's show hit an all time low of 1,500 viewers, and even that didn't last long. As we see a sharp drop in users immediately after.
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Purple = SPCC
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Noteworthy mention - the graph after 10:30pm uses a wider scale. That's due to a weird issue with how I was managing data memory. So where it looks like the view count levels out, it's just using a shorter time scale.

That said, there is a large notable drop in user after peak viewership. Followed by a steady constant drop in viewers after 8:30pm. There appear to be a small surge in users around 9:30pm, followed by another large drop in users around 10:30pm (wow, nearly a 4 hour show tonight?). The last 30 minutes of the show continues to show a steady drop in users to just over 800 users as the show comes to an end.

Since that time scale is a little messed up, I have another graph that is smaller, but at least has a linear scale (though it's interesting to note how easily graphs and data can be distorted).
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This chart really shows how the TRR just bleeds viewers all night long. Past 10PM, that last 30 minutes is a drop of 200 viewers. 9:30-10pm is probably the strongest the show looks where there is a slight increase of viewers, right before the drop off.

CONCLUSION
Overall, this was a really bad show. One of the worst view counts, awful viewer retention (I'm not even sure you can call this "retention" when you bleed that many viewers), and no Dame Pesos.

If you didn't think The Killstream was dying before, you might want to start rethinking that opinion. This was a show that easily pulled 6k+ before, would regularly hit 2k+ for months after switching to streamme, but is now heading to a point where 2k viewers is a good night.

We're steadily approaching Kumite 2.0. Jim's done with the show aside from a few side remarks and jabs at them here and there, and we're seeing history repeat itself.

And let's look back at the Jim viewership graph from the other morning. This is a prime example of what a good show should look like. Strong viewership retention, slowly increasing viewership, and practically no drops in viewers. Even Zoom's show the other day had stronger analytics.

Without new viewers to pull in, and bleeding more viewers every night, I see no possible way for the Killstream to make a comeback. Time's up, and it's only a matter of time until the only remaining viewers are cat ladies. Ralph is burning bridges (CRP, Josh, random ex-fans like myself, @KOVALSKY, Murderder, etc.) and his actions just show that he truly is still the same person he was years ago.

That concludes this week in autism. I'll be back Monday with more graphs.

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Listen you may have been a gayop DSP tier faggot but if you just keep doing this and not alog youll have me warm up to you. This is your road to recovery fam. Dont fuck it up and keep making comfy analytics. Also contact @actually if you need any advice or help with it because he is a pro at anayltics.
 
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ZugZug said:
have you considered that the site itself might just be a sort of internment camp for "unruly" youtubers who say nigger, kike, and faggot a lot?
i don't think the site owners are making any money on this, they are losing it. and i suspect they consider it a minor price to pay to get all those troublesome trolls out of their hair on the real streaming services, like Twitch or Youtube.

what i am saying is that its basically a jew op, and the nazis (and other troublemakers) are the inmates in the camp that they run.
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Lol zugzug of course you'd say this.
I'm more on the side of they're an internet start-up that made a huge mistake by inviting Ralph and his audience. They've basically kneecapped themselves. I won't be surprised if they start cracking down as a way to correct the issue of not having a profitable business.
 
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itsoktobewhite said:
Prediction: When Nora finishes school and starts making even money to comfortably support them both, she will force Ralph to disappear from the internet.
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Nah I bet you a dollar that Nora divorces his ass once shes done and moved into the states. After the amount of shade and tweets shes been throwing at her (((husband))) I have a feeling she might be in it just for the Green Card.
 
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