🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Looking back at it, wasn't Ralph "okay" with Null for the same reason he is "okay" with Zoom now? The same awkward laughter and halfhearted disavowals, chat wasn't hot on him either, especially after Jim's dox. There are clearly points when he wanted to kick Null off but didn't.
He was scared of null like he is of zoom. Except dear leader isnt some cunt. He is a good boy that criticizes and jokes around.
Reason I think he was scared of null was the thread growing. Too bad for him it happened anyways.

Edit:Ralph knows he's a insufferable twat whose going to always dig himself in a deeper hole.
 
So is ralph still trying to get the hampture guy on? Maybe he can Jim on for those easy shekels and break 2k viewers
doubt Jim wants anything to do with that sinking ship anymore. Hampture guy would get more exposure with Jim anyways as we saw with Hamptures patreon. Ralph's fans will just call him a exceptional individual. I mean it's kinda exceptional but it's a pretty cool idea and wholesome af which they wouldn't know how to appreciate
 
Looking back at it, wasn't Ralph "okay" with Null for the same reason he is "okay" with Zoom now? The same awkward laughter and halfhearted disavowals, chat wasn't hot on him either, especially after Jim's dox. There are clearly points when he wanted to kick Null off but didn't.
believe it or not, there are still people salty about Jim being doxed, months after the fact. That's the main contention i see with our Dear Leader after you break down the "zoom said he was pee-do" and the e-celeb cred argument. you get to the heart of it and they are still miffed that their undoxable god was done in by his Mung gf voting for trump.

Some of the people joining Zoom's camp are severally mislead or see zoom as a weapon to be wielded without realizing he is radioactive and long exposure is fatal. If Zoom's "fullproof" evidence aginst @Null was what he claims it was, he wouldn't need to dox stream.me executives to get his way. If he had the power he supposedly does, he wouldn't need to cozy up to Ralph to leech supporters from his audience to gain his own following. Zoom is only currying favor with Ralph by going after his targets to leech his audience for his own. Its turning into a veritable hug box of his orbiters now.
 
believe it or not, there are still people salty about Jim being doxed
Really? God damn imagine being butt blasted for someone who didn't give a shit at all. And it's not like null had anything to do with the dox anyways but I guess owner of KF is the head honcho of doxing. Even when you explain this to them they'll disregard it and blame dear leader anyways. They're like the tards who try to sue KF all the time.
 
2019.02.22 - Killstream: #TimesUp
It's time for another round of viewer analytics! Tonight I accidentally fell asleep through the stream, so I can't comment on the quality of the stream, but loading up the graph doesn't instill any confidence in me that it was good.

START & PEAK
Actually caught the start today, and just as I had expected, the start of the show is basically right when peak viewership occurs. I suspect it's mostly comprised of viewers tuning in to see what the show is about and whether it's worth the watch or not. Looking at the peak, tonight's show hit an all time low of 1,500 viewers, and even that didn't last long. As we see a sharp drop in users immediately after.
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Orange = Ralph
Purple = SPCC
Pink / Red = Zoom

OVERVIEW
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Noteworthy mention - the graph after 10:30pm uses a wider scale. That's due to a weird issue with how I was managing data memory. So where it looks like the view count levels out, it's just using a shorter time scale.

That said, there is a large notable drop in user after peak viewership. Followed by a steady constant drop in viewers after 8:30pm. There appear to be a small surge in users around 9:30pm, followed by another large drop in users around 10:30pm (wow, nearly a 4 hour show tonight?). The last 30 minutes of the show continues to show a steady drop in users to just over 800 users as the show comes to an end.

Since that time scale is a little messed up, I have another graph that is smaller, but at least has a linear scale (though it's interesting to note how easily graphs and data can be distorted).
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This chart really shows how the TRR just bleeds viewers all night long. Past 10PM, that last 30 minutes is a drop of 200 viewers. 9:30-10pm is probably the strongest the show looks where there is a slight increase of viewers, right before the drop off.

CONCLUSION
Overall, this was a really bad show. One of the worst view counts, awful viewer retention (I'm not even sure you can call this "retention" when you bleed that many viewers), and no Dame Pesos.

If you didn't think The Killstream was dying before, you might want to start rethinking that opinion. This was a show that easily pulled 6k+ before, would regularly hit 2k+ for months after switching to streamme, but is now heading to a point where 2k viewers is a good night.

We're steadily approaching Kumite 2.0. Jim's done with the show aside from a few side remarks and jabs at them here and there, and we're seeing history repeat itself.

And let's look back at the Jim viewership graph from the other morning. This is a prime example of what a good show should look like. Strong viewership retention, slowly increasing viewership, and practically no drops in viewers. Even Zoom's show the other day had stronger analytics.

Without new viewers to pull in, and bleeding more viewers every night, I see no possible way for the Killstream to make a comeback. Time's up, and it's only a matter of time until the only remaining viewers are cat ladies. Ralph is burning bridges (CRP, Josh, random ex-fans like myself, @KOVALSKY, Murderder, etc.) and his actions just show that he truly is still the same person he was years ago.

That concludes this week in autism. I'll be back Monday with more graphs.

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Haven't watched Killstream in almost two weeks.

I really like the news analysis and political talk because they're mostly just regular people giving their opinions and not media elites. But part of the reason that I enjoy those segments is because they offer variety. If Ralph is going to cover Smollett every night for a week, I won't watch. And I think it would be worth it for most of these streamers to do some lite LP every now and again.

The show was working at its best when there was a semi-regular formula and topics were brought up and then put back down to move onto other things. That was if you have a loser of a topic, something else will be up soon.
 
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Firstly "BAD TITS" papa @Null will not collect us, maybe you can sperg out some more about how you're being gang stalked! Secondly, come here @DispatchCommit ;) I want some of that sweet autistic graph dicking you've been giving us! The Ralph Retort is dying and there's nothing you can do about it.

Also, why are you so homophobic? do you hate gay people? you seem to say the F word a lot :(
 
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Firstly "BAD TITS" papa @Null will not collect us, maybe you can sperg out some more about how you're being gang stalked! Secondly, come here @DispatchCommit ;) I want some of that sweet autistic graph dicking you've been giving us! The Ralph Retort is dying and there's nothing you can do about it.

Also, why are you so homophobic? do you hate gay people? you seem to say the F word a lot :(

Why is Badtits always sperging? She seems like such a retard. Is she upset because noone wants to put their dick in crazy?
What exactly is her lore?
 
What are the chances of this thread becoming Jceasar187 tier?

FTFY.

Ralph is so incompetent at hosting a drama show I'm blown away he's gotten this far to begin with.

CRP was in the greenroom after Ralph and Mark were talking shit about his behavior. Ralph announces "CRP is here, hold on I have to go take a shit", and hands the mic over to Gator so he can bring in someone to wanted to talk about anime. Ten minutes later, Ralph returns and checks again and sees that he's no longer there.

Jail cleared away all the trolls and parasites that were leeching off him, dried him out from his boozy stupor and bumped his health and mental abilities up. But Ralph just can't handle success. He's more comfy wallowing in failure, like a pig in shit.

The trolls and parasites are back and even worse than before, he's in a constant drunken stupor and his health is declining. Unless someone who gives a shit and can intervene in his life, intervenes, his fate is sealed.

Even Zoom's show the other day had stronger analytics.

To quote from Cog - What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!
 
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Firstly "BAD TITS" papa @Null will not collect us, maybe you can sperg out some more about how you're being gang stalked! Secondly, come here @DispatchCommit ;) I want some of that sweet autistic graph dicking you've been giving us! The Ralph Retort is dying and there's nothing you can do about it.

Also, why are you so homophobic? do you hate gay people? you seem to say the F word a lot :(

I really, really dislike the term "Thot". But unfortunately, that's exactly what Bad Tits is willfully acting like. Not a brain in that head. Sad.
People on KF are expressing an opinion. You know, the magical thing that is attached to this "free speech" you were so concerned about. The "free speech" that you so desperately wanted to find out what the owners of Stream.me's stance on it, Bad Tits, you stupid thot.
 


Firstly "BAD TITS" papa @Null will not collect us, maybe you can sperg out some more about how you're being gang stalked! Secondly, come here @DispatchCommit ;) I want some of that sweet autistic graph dicking you've been giving us! The Ralph Retort is dying and there's nothing you can do about it.

Also, why are you so homophobic? do you hate gay people? you seem to say the F word a lot :(
Badtits comes off as just a rockabilly thot. Sponge is just a "doge" memer. It's pretty telling who Ralph's core audience is.
 
Haven't watched Killstream in almost two weeks.

I really like the news analysis and political talk because they're mostly just regular people giving their opinions and not media elites. But part of the reason that I enjoy those segments is because they offer variety. If Ralph is going to cover Smollett every night for a week, I won't watch. And I think it would be worth it for most of these streamers to do some lite LP every now and again.

The show was working at its best when there was a semi-regular formula and topics were brought up and then put back down to move onto other things. That was if you have a loser of a topic, something else will be up soon.
Yeah, it might be good if he does a change back to that format. More stories covered more quickly, and do more call ins that are not Goldstar friends.

But that would, you know...require prep.
 
Yeah, it might be good if he does a change back to that format. More stories covered more quickly, and do more call ins that are not Goldstar friends.

But that would, you know...require prep.
One of the real benefits of that format is the creation of continuity between episodes. You spend some time on a bunch of different things, keeping people engaged and giving the show momentum. Then the next day you can introduce less new content and update prior content and the show can be blocked off into week-long segments, with larger or more popular stories getting mentions for greater spans of time. Less viewer burnout, too.
 
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