🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Smarty Pants said:
First time seeing this. Ralph calling someone a Jew-hating piece of shit? Funny. Is "the movement" he's talking about GamerGate? Is Jim aware that Ralph was one of those shills that built their "career" on top of GG? They claim to have known each other at that time.

... and did this motherfucker compare GamerGate to the Civil Rights Movement?
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Yeah that's pretty old though. That is the clip where Leo Pirate who made him sperg out right? A lot of the restream anons were playing that to fuck with him a month or 2 ago too
 
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Guys I used to be a Pro Streamer.
This mechanic now is bugged.
*Downs Maker's Mark*
Sounds good?
*Dolphin laugh*
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ZugZug said:
is this news to anyone else?... i was shown this today and its getting my kraut saur.
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no. Ralph has been doing the Sargon shuffle of imposing his own sins onto others. When you dig through archives, there are a few of people saying he was one of the ones profiting off of gamer gate. http://archive.li/GID21
https://archive.li/gdtl8
http://archive.li/LmOdj
http://archive.li/m49OC ralph sperging about jim leaving GG and saying he wants to get paid



this one is just funny. someone foreshadows Ralph's eventual fate telling him to "beware chesterfield's finest. LMAO http://archive.li/5lGBz
 
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Torm Ax said:
Even if you have a gunt, how on earth do you get your skin to be so absolutely fucked at only 33 years old? I've unfortunately seen many gunts throughout my life on the beach but none with mangled skin like that.
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I want to say he's wearing a fat suit or something under it, but I just don't know at this point.
 
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Spooky said:
Yeah that's pretty old though. That is the clip where Leo Pirate who made him sperg out right? A lot of the restream anons were playing that to fuck with him a month or 2 ago too
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Indeed. A lot of the shillstream snipers like "Robi Pirres" would play that after Ralph finished his stream.

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Guys I used to be a Pro Streamer.
This mechanic now is bugged.
*Downs Maker's Mark*
Sounds good?
*Dolphin laugh*
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*is muted on stream*
I'M PRESSING BUTTONS!
 
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twozero said:
I think Zidan should jump ship as soon as possible, maybe start up his own stream. Gator's entire function is spamming the soundboard, and Ralph is Ralph.
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Zidan is the only person worth listening to of the killstream trio. Unfortunately (fortunate for him) he has a pretty good career in finance so I doubt he'll ever host his own show outside the occasional post-mortem.
 
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Torm Ax said:
Zidan is the only person worth listening to of the killstream trio. Unfortunately (fortunate for him) he has a pretty good career in finance so I doubt he'll ever host his own show outside the occasional post-mortem.
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If he does, he has to take on a voice like Macho Man Randy Savage.

"I'M ZIDAN, THE BHUTANESE BUTCHER. WELCOME TO MY SHOW."
 
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Torm Ax said:
Even if you have a gunt, how on earth do you get your skin to be so absolutely fucked at only 33 years old? I've unfortunately seen many gunts throughout my life on the beach but none with mangled skin like that.
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Bad decisions. Many of them. Over a span of decades.

twozero said:
I think Zidan should jump ship as soon as possible, maybe start up his own stream. Gator's entire function is spamming the soundboard, and Ralph is Ralph.
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Gator is the technical talent Ralph relies on, as I understand it. Without Gator, [Boomer Intensifies]. Expect Gator to get run off at some point though, it would be the kind of shortsighted brain-dead decision Ralph would make. Also expect Gator to do better solo streaming at that point too, and for Ralph to go nuts about it.
 
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