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Bless you for this gift.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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It’s too big for her dainty hole, gorl !!
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Pic #2 was a couple hundo pounds ago.
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On the topic of AL getting on to MSHPL, which is something I am superabout, if anything she will just lose enough weight to start this cycle again. I'm sure eventually she will fail and her stomach will expand again, if not burst (which would be a whole different issue), and this will start over. She will think "wow i've lost the weight, I can eat what I want again".
I don't even think she'd get that far. If you haven't seen it yet, watch the latest M600PL episode. There's a reason people are saying this chick reminds them of Hamber, and I have a feeling she'd have the same outcome, too.
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She's never gonna be on the show gorls. Firstly, it would be humiliating and she couldn't tolerate giving up control of everything.
More importantly, to be on the show she'd have to go dark on social media ($$$$) for months per the contract. From a financial standpoint she'd better off just paying for it out of pocket (or buying insurance and having them shoulder some of the cost)
That is to say nothing of the fact that she'd have to lose a ton of weight on her own just to be approved by a surgeon
It's never going to happen
More importantly, to be on the show she'd have to go dark on social media ($$$$) for months per the contract. From a financial standpoint she'd better off just paying for it out of pocket (or buying insurance and having them shoulder some of the cost)
That is to say nothing of the fact that she'd have to lose a ton of weight on her own just to be approved by a surgeon
It's never going to happen
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Oh, I know it'll never happen. I just wanted to point out that if it DID, it would end up as just another failure on Hamber's List of Non-Accomplishments.
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True. I should have used a better photo, you're right. My point still stands that the amount of filters and editing she uses to try and make herself look as decent as possible is insane.
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even animated glasses are too small for her face. look at the ear piece intersecting with her cheek fat
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Come to think of it, she hasn't done any full body stuff in a while. I wonder why...
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Now that you mention it, you're right. Maybe soon Eric will get her on camera in one of his vlogs. It's been a minute. That's
thinking though, I know. I'm sure she is at the point where is might be avoiding his camera like the plague.
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She cannot stand up!
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Okay, so I just watched that ep of MSHPL and you're right. She is a taller, slightly older version of AL. That woman FLOORED me with her complete lack of accountability for herself. Just like AL. When her BF left her I wasn't shocked and once again, thought of AL. There is only so much people can take of acting like a toddler and blaming all your problems on everything but yourself.
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Is this an appropriate place to discuss how fat her earlobes are getting?
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Just imagine, Necky sitting there, all sped-like. Suddenly a text: "I am done, Dustin and Dana bought me a busticket home. I am leaving." Big Al sitting there with no YT monies, the Thumb gone, throwing a fit, car all fucked up from the move over there. She would throw a fit like never before.
She could shop around like Booger1488 did and get cut up anyway. And then she would be guaranteed to be in the 95% that fails longterm. Just like all the other lose weight quick schemes before.
Always. She will look like a buddha soon.
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Should we take bets on when she winds up hospitalized?
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It's a good thing AL never learned to drive. Imagine her going from drive through to drive through? Isn't that what Chantal does? And that lady showers, I noticed she used B&B and a wash cloth instead of a poof like AL says she does. But that lady looks like she washes her hair more often. In alot of ways AL is worse off...[/QUOTE]
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Absolutely. That Maja chick was about 100 pounds heavier, but thanks to her height, was FAR more mobile than Amber is currently. Her legs were much smaller and still looked human. She could wash herself. She could drive.
Hamber likes to think she's better than the 600 Pound Lifers because, they're, like, 600 elbees, and she's totally not, y'all! *crying laughing emoji*. I really think that's the sole reason -- her scale didn't show that magic 600 number and so she convinced herself she was NOTHING like them. Except for the fact that most of them have better mobility at 650 and 700 pounds than she does now, can wash themselves everyday (even with help), have some sort of family structure, etc. I have a feeling that superiority complex is going to disappear as inevitably as Amber's ears and Becky's residual neck, because that scale's gonna spit out the magic number reaaaaaaaaal soon (if it hasn't already), and then what makes her "better"?
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Too much Hamplanet Tweets all at once. 
She really has NOTHING of interest to say, does she? YouNow, YouTube, Twitter, Snapchat... it's all the same banal bullshit on every platform.
She really has NOTHING of interest to say, does she? YouNow, YouTube, Twitter, Snapchat... it's all the same banal bullshit on every platform.
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Too much Hamplanet Tweets all at once.
She really has NOTHING of interest to say, does she? YouNow, YouTube, Twitter, Snapchat... it's all the same banal bullshit on every platform.
Not much to talk about when you live in your bed