KOVALSKY
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He's an e-celeb who manufacturers drama for money while being a complete hypocrite to excuse his behaviour off the stream.
🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.
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He's an e-celeb who manufacturers drama for money while being a complete hypocrite to excuse his behaviour off the stream.
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The people who really hate Ralph, are the ones who got him deplatformed. Then there's all the trolls and spergs (the Arbysposters and the guntposters) but they don't really hate him, they just like poking him and seeing him rage. Then there's I guess the "peanut gallery" which I would put myself in, we don't really care enough about him anymore to support or attack him (and definitely don't care enough to wade through 4 hours of Ralph's dolphin laugh), we're up in the cheap seats here and on /cow/ laughing at the 18 naked cowboys down on the field at Ralph Ranch.
If you want to save time, perhaps go over to Encyclopedia Dramatica and read Ralph's page there. It's out of date, but that's OK for you - you just want to get caught up. Then come back over here and start reading 50 pages back and that should do it for you.
Smarty Pants
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Go back to page ~210 IIRC and see Ralph sperging out in this thread a few days ago. And it's not hate for Ralph (on my part at least), it's about laughs at his expense. A-logs like Dispatch and Dio hate him and want to fuck up his life, most people on here and even on the bovine board aren't like that. I don't think it's a bad thing considering he made an internet career out of it.
Now him and his Discord are running ops to shield Andy for some unknown reason. Andy is clearly upset about everyone making fun of him, his DM's with Geek confirmed this 100%. Ralph's utter stupidity lead him to befriend Andy and now he's also reached undisputed cow status. I wasn't around before he came out of prison and I hear that he was a faggot back in the day, too.
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His asskissing of zoom due to his lack of testicular fortitude would be the major sticking point, and his throwing @Null entirely under the bus for it would be the big reasons. His hypocritical sargon-esque actions since are more the sprinkles and cherry on top than the actual problem.
Point numero uno as to why him being buddy-buddy with zoom is a problem, if you're wondering, is he's the fat pedo broke-brained faggot who got Null thrown off of stream.me for the grave crime of being perceived as his senpai and not noticing him.
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Drama aside, the Killstream has lost its ability to retain an audience over the past few months. Check out the tism graphs in Dispatch's posts. They can no longer crack 2k viewers on a good night on a stream that used to pull in three times that at its peak. It seems Ralph has been going through the motions for some time now. Much of the stream is stretching out boring drama for weeks on end or playing youtube videos with almost no transformative commentary beyond a few cringy Gator soundboard clips. It's a fucking bore to sit through.
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In case you haven't already seen it, here's Ralph's response to nulls criticism:
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3x? More like 5x. 6k was a little average for the Killstream on YouTube. 8k-10k was a good day. They retained around 6k in the move to Dlive.
I think part of this is the involvement level. KS was at its best when outside drama came onto the show. Boulder gate was a massive boon to the show and they weren’t even the targets of the Quarry King. Look at how it is now. Ralph is the center of the drama, and he’s bleeding viewers fast.
It’s why people like Jim’s stream, and why Null was bringing a decent viewerbase. They remained outside of the drama and commented or outright ignored it. Looking back at the past few weeks Jim has put out some fantastic streams, and they’ve all just been chill, no drama streams.
Killstream is marching the same path as the Kumite and Chief Ralph only has himself to blame.
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I can see it now. Broke-brain Mountain, starring Ralph, Andy and Zoom. It's the story of three exceptional men and their exceptional relationships.
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Exactly. The Andy drama could’ve been good material too, but instead is regularly brushed under the rug while Ralph runs damage control.
Looking forward to seeing which prize whales they harpoon in Miami though.
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My 2 cents is that a lot of people are also peeved that ralph ruined a good thing. Let's be real, ralph isnt the show, he is a side character. Everyone watched because high profile people or speds would congregate on or around the show. That's what people liked watching. It wasnt any of the hosts, it was the people they brought. However, ever since the move to stream me, it's been happening less and less, thus more and more people loose interest. Now with the drama and behavior from ralph or warski, hanger ons are losing their patience.
Now people dont have some good to listen too late at night. They have 3 people doing a TWIS but with a "ralph tribe is conservative, send super berries" spin.
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Even when they moved to stream.me the average was around 3k and it kept at it for a while. Donga blowout stream had over 4k watching at some point and it was only a little bit over a month ago. If he didn't act like a complete bitchmade faggot sucking off Zoom and running cover ups for his intewnet fwend Andy he would be more than fine now. Sure, Zoom would've fucked with him but he will anyway.
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My only Two Cents are: I thought after the Tonka shit, there would be a little peace. Andy wouldn't be suckered in by randos anymore, Ralph would have gained the self-awareness to stay away from causing drama himself etc. And now this. I finally understand why all these people had threads in the first place, they're no different to all the people they mocked, and thinking they'd learn from it is a waste of braincells.
No wonder Josh and Jim stay for themselves, good christ. You can't give anyone on the internet an inch, they'll take the whole mile of "I'll get rich off this, and you better Listen and Believe".
No wonder Josh and Jim stay for themselves, good christ. You can't give anyone on the internet an inch, they'll take the whole mile of "I'll get rich off this, and you better Listen and Believe".
Smarty Pants
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There's nothing conservative about Ralph. I don't care either way, but he's a liberal.
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Well he at least plays to the conservative super berry vines. Again ralph isnt interesting enough to nail down what his actual stance is, he could just be a pretender for all I care.
Doesnt really matter now anyway.
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Don't you know, anyone to the right of Khrushchev is a Nazi? He's not really even that, IMHO, he's a shekel grabber and a nigger. He just wants mo' money mo' money mo' money
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That's a definite issue. Not long after humiliating Donga, these retarded idiots start repeating his mistakes. Only Donga had the decency to spread his autism out over a few months. Ralph and Andy are condensing it all into a matter of weeks. All they're missing is a fight challenge that'll never happen.
All they had to do was listen to Jim on one thing: sit down, do entertaining streams, rake in money. Instead they fucked up an easy job. Andy could've even used the aftermath of the fight to ride a high and help recuperate some of the losses his channel's suffered or, better yet, started an amateur fighting career. Instead he decided to have a mental breakdown over pinecones and bovines.
Honestly most of this only started because Andy can't laugh at himself. He should really learn how because he's too much of an idiot to not do dumb shit, but it might be too late. There's not really an 'internet bad guy' on the level of Donga.
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That's what hurts the most: Everyone here has tried to be so much of a contrarian to say Jim is an idiot, but whatever happens, he's just proven right. Every time. Every single time.
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Ralph needs to figure out what his show is. He gorged on E-drama in 2018 when it suited him but now that people he knows are involved in E-drama he cucks out hard and timidly covers the news and boring youtube videos. Don't sell yourself as some kind of edgy keemstar if you're only going to show yourself as an insecure manlet who let's people like zoom bully him and covers for idiots like Andy.
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I'm actually looking forward to TRR's numbers after they come back from it.
If the show is dying right now, imagine after taking a break.
Smarty Pants
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The only time I've heard him get passionate about politics is in his debate with Striker about drugs. Politically he only cares about druggies, cummies and tendies. He isn't even a "fiscal conservative" as far as I can tell.
That would be fine if he and his co-hosts weren't talking about j00z every half hour. I enjoy listening to and reading far-leftists, I just don't like dog-whistling especially when it's obvious that it's all done for the sake of making shekels. He would be just fine if he didn't do that and had guests on with real opinions. It's going to get more and more obvious that those guys don't really have a political ideology the more they drift away from drama content.
I don't know why anyone would confuse a race-mixing druggie with a right-winger to begin with, but the 148 gang gang crowd aren't known for being big-brained white niggers.
I bet he'll try to do Killstreams during the Miami trip, but I don't think he managed to do one during Doxville due to alcoholism.
Am I the only one who remembers that Andy said he'd start a professional MMA career? What the fuck came out of that? He needs to be reminded constantly.
The exact same thing happened with Donga. Jim said all those thing to the Kumite people back in the day, too. These people never learn. No matter how many IBS implosions they see, there's something about e-celebs that prevent them from learning from other people's mistakes. It just keeps happening time and time again. I don't know how Jim is able to sense it coming.
They tried to make Dispatch into the big villain. He was supposed to be the physical manifestation of the bovines. I don't think the general viewership give one too many shits about him, because most of them aren't paypigs. The hardcore viewership seems to be pretty anti-Dispatch though. Hell, plate gang sent one of their guys (lol did Onion Wizard delete his account?) over here to shit on Dispatch.
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