🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[The Flawless Gazelles]

we have this drama because someone had sex? @theralph you should rename your stream to the incelstream

 

[Smarty Pants]

we have this drama because someone had sex? @theralph you should rename your stream to the incelstream

Spoiler

Nobody would give a shit if Ralph and Andy weren't sperging out, but now it's too late to stop. We found out that Andy was texting that girl for months and it wasn't a "alcohol is a heluva drug" type of deal like he made it sound. Not to mention that he was planning on fucking her when Sinaed and him weren't broken up. The only reason we know any of this is because the Knoxville trio - Andy, Ralph and CRP had a shit-flinging extravaganza for the past week.

I know, right?

 

[pwincess fwuffypants]

PS: I hate this new UI.

Think of it as a new puzzle game. If you beat it, you get to post!

Hi Ralph, does Nora know you've been talking to another women for months and picked her up at an airport?

She probably does. Women tend to pick up on those things at some level, maybe not consciously. Does she care? No, she's using his wrinkly gunt for a green card. A gunt card.

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@theralph - Since I've stopped watching your show and started reading this thread and waiting for others to summarize your exceptional content, I've managed to cut down something that would take hours to do (watching you) to mere minutes (reading shitposts). I'm not going back. You take way too long and deliver nowhere near enough value.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Is his game out yet? Has there been a trailer at least? I wouldn't be surprised if he's too scared of the bovine board and KF making fun of it. According to Ralph it "looks pretty cool" and he totally didn't sound like he was trying to convince himself when he was saying it too.

I have no idea. I wouldn't even download that type of shit. I read about his "skills" in comments, when he boasted I was sure he's using at the very least Unity.
I remember a stream where he said he hid this stupid easter egg in his game where it makes fun of Donga being in a wheelchair. Good easter egg since noone will find it because noone will ever play.

Andy is legit a loser, he very clearly has no skills to use to benefit himself.
He wants to be a tough guy, a 1337 coder, a great talk hoast that stutters, a alpha male that fucks 10s (We saw how that works out) and so much more.
He is none of the above.
He is a very low IQ stuttering idiot.

 

[pwincess fwuffypants]

He is a very low IQ stuttering idiot.

Here's the "paradox of the e-celeb":

• I'm a clown! Hey, look at me clowning around! Am I not funny and entertaining to you? Ha ha ha, I'm a clown!
• Why won't anyone take me seriously! I have serious things to say! I want to tell you serious things! Hey where are you going?

OR:

• Waa! The audience is making fun of me being a clown! I'm a clown but not that kind of clowny clown! Stop it! I'm banning you all so you don't call me a clown anymore! Hey, where did you all go?

 

[Smarty Pants]

Andy is legit a loser, he very clearly has no skills to use to benefit himself.
He wants to be a tough guy, a 1337 coder, a great talk hoast that stutters, a alpha male that fucks 10s (We saw how that works out) and so much more.
He is none of the above.
He is a very low IQ stuttering idiot.

He's a butcher turned e-celeb. Honestly the worst thing about Warski that actually pisses me off is the way he speaks. He stutters, he speaks slowly, he makes shitty jokes, he uses swear words as punctuation. He talks like a 15 year old when he's 31.

He could've kept the gravy train going. The last year of Warski has been "thinking of a new format for the show" and "experimeting". I don't get it, he had the formula down - make videos about blue-haired low-hanging fruit, cut out the stutters, don't talk about things you don't understand, and throw in an occasional joke. That's it. That's literally what it takes. Sargon's close to a million subs and he doesn't do anything but that.

At one point Andy was a likable person. Way back in the day when I first heard of Warski he had tons of girls in his comments, now the only females left following him are BadTits-tier crazies, like Booberlee. He's been acting like a crazy person and it's freaking the normies who used to watch his videos in droves.

Andy had a golden ticket to the infinte-NEETbux factory and he pissed it away because he was bored.

 

[Chichan]

Great so he lied about not being a man whore. Also will somebody give him new prescription glasses his aren't working.

 

[The Flawless Gazelles]

Spoiler

Nobody would give a shit if Ralph and Andy weren't sperging out, but now it's too late to stop. We found out that Andy was texting that girl for months and it wasn't a "alcohol is a heluva drug" type of deal like he made it sound. Not to mention that he was planning on fucking her when Sinaed and him weren't broken up. The only reason we know any of this is because the Knoxville trio - Andy, Ralph and CRP had a shit-flinging extravaganza for the past week.

I know, right?

it's like a brazilian telenovela with ugly people.

 

[The Reaper]

Anybody noticed how Ralph is the pimp in this story? She said Ralph picked her up personally from the airport

Wait is pimp a word filter for cuck now? After all I’m sure he picked this “pretty” lady up so he could watch her “hang out” with Andy. Jcaesar couldn’t watch his pornography on the road he was sure going to get it somehow.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Also tonight, @Goku 1000000 O identity confirmed. Godwinson https://archive.fo/gfYrw
View attachment 676370

Is Ogre really Godwinson?

 

[tuscangarder]

Is Ogre really Godwinson?

Remember when Dankula clowned you on that debate about white Nationalism?

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

I leave for a fucking night and everything is burning down again, holy shit why.
Also I'm glad Rekieta is doing well, with any luck he'll be the next IBS host.

Remember when Dankula clowned you on that debate about white Nationalism?

Did Dank debate Godwinson at some point?

 

[Love Machine]

I leave for a fucking night and everything is burning down again, holy shit why.
Also I'm glad Rekieta is doing well, with any luck he'll be the next IBS host.


Did Dank debate Godwinson at some point?

Why the fuck would you wish anyone to be an ibs host?
Rackets is already doing better then then with vic stuff.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Why the fuck would you wish anyone to be an ibs host?
Rackets is already doing better then then with vic stuff.

Someone needs to break the IBS curse, Rackets can do it.
Also, Kevin needs a platform to go after skeptics.

 

[Love Machine]

Someone needs to break the IBS curse, Rackets can do it.
Also, Kevin needs a platform to go after skeptics.

The skeptics are the true curse, feeding on their carrion for extended periods turns you into them. I mean look at ralph and warski. Ralph is already saying "well the child has 800k sub". warski keeps doing the same retard shit over and over like split dick. Gator is now just veeh but not even as entertaining.

 

[The Reaper]

Gator is now just veeh but not even as entertaining.

The soundboard really doesn’t make up for the accent does it?

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

The skeptics are the true curse, feeding on their carrion for extended periods turns you into them. I mean look at ralph and warski. Ralph is already saying "well the child has 800k sub". warski keeps doing the same exceptional individual shit over and over like split dick. Gator is now just veeh but not even as entertaining.

They did a lot of damage on their way out, so I'm happy about that. Just wish they would've done better at playing the game.
They honestly aren't bad people, but they are very deeply flawed.

 

[Love Machine]

The soundboard really doesn’t make up for the accent does it?

D-D-D-DEPOORTED, MATE

 

[pwincess fwuffypants]

Hi Ralph! I know you will read this so I just want to remind you that Rackets is streaming and BTFO'ing a Twitter sped on a stream with 3K viewers with the shperchats pouring in. All you had to do is laugh about the gunt meme instead of acting like a re.tard.

Remember what 3k viewers felt like?

Difference between performance and reliability. Rackets hasn't gotten the peak numbers Ralph had BUT - he can generate his current numbers consistently and reliably into the foreseeable future. Whereas Ralph is all over the place. Up and down and up and down, flopping around like his gunt.

Why? Rackets never set out to attract viewers by being a clown, but rather by adding value. Audiences are very good at telling if you're offering real value to them. Frighteningly good at it, IMHO. If he's smart, he'll bring clowns on but he'll never become one himself.

 

[Spooky]

Difference between performance and reliability. Rackets hasn't gotten the peak numbers Ralph had BUT - he can generate his current numbers consistently and reliably into the foreseeable future. Whereas Ralph is all over the place. Up and down and up and down, flopping around like his gunt.

Why? Rackets never set out to attract viewers by being a clown, but rather by adding value. Audiences are very good at telling if you're offering real value to them. Frighteningly good at it, IMHO. If he's smart, he'll bring clowns on but he'll never become one himself.

He had 6k people last night when he was decimating that creepy bugman. He was no.2 live trending. People paid him probably over 10k for it. I expect his show to keep growing, not immediately from or to there but steady growth into the mid thousands.

Ralph seething right now I'm sure