DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[LyteSydeByll]

"might give patrons choices priority"

You're saying the only thing "worth" being a patron anymore is now down to how he feels? Because that's all it'll be, if he likes em he'll pick em. If he don't then fuck you thanks for the money. Even those weird "erotic" Patreons give you something, this man can't even be bothered to play games people pay to see him play.

"Professional gamer"

He's already pissed on his Patreon's choices in the past. Stardew Valley? Fuck that. Silent Hills? I'll give it 20 minutes then skip it.

 

[samovski]

He's already pissed on his Patreon's choices in the past. Stardew Valley? Fuck that. Silent Hills? I'll give it 20 minutes then skip it.

True, I still laugh at the whole Persona 3 fiasco. But what incentive is there now to give to his Patreon? At least before he had the pretense of something. Now it's just dead. The only people who'll keep giving to it are the brain-dead and people who don't even remember they have it on their monthly expenses. For a business man (lol) he's doing everything possible to kill his business. He's essentially cut off a whole arm just because he can't be bothered.

I'm just surprised he's so lazy he can't even keep the pretense up.

 

[gaarashatan]

Phil just announced on stream that he believes he "usually carries his team".

https://cod.tracker.gg/bo4/profile/psn/DarksydePhil/career/matches

1.17 K/D.

Also, piecemeal complaints about how it's "been slow" the last 3 days and he's glad to be done with the Jump Force and Metro Exodus "projects" ( ) and moving on to other things that will undoubtedly save his stream.

LOL, more like hes the one getting carried. wouldnt even call that avg... and it just keeps falling

 

[Raven'sChild]

He's already pissed on his Patreon's choices in the past. Stardew Valley? Fuck that. Silent Hills? I'll give it 20 minutes then skip it.

...and the latest, which was his page of Patron nominated retrospective videos in his 2nd navel gazing event that he had stream chat 'choose' three of that he picked out of the list. The majority of the videos watched he picked out himself (including a playlist of him looking through containers of junk ).

 

[Dragoonism]

LOL, more like hes the one getting carried. wouldnt even call that avg... and it just keeps falling

Can't think of any F/TPS in which he have carried a team or squad!

 

[actually]

Can't think of any F/TPS in which he have carried a team or squad!

I mean, every now and then he's had a great game. There was one in particular I remember in BLOPS4 where a care package killstreak gave him the best killstreak perk (the chopper he can control, I think), and he got like 11 or 12 kills straight and won the game for his team. I would call that at least pulling major weight. But the idea that he does something like that regularly is laughable on its face just from watching him. Doubly so when you see the actual hard numbers.

 

[Dragoonism]

I mean, every now and then he's had a great game. There was one in particular I remember in BLOPS4 where a care package killstreak gave him the best killstreak perk (the chopper he can control, I think), and he got like 11 or 12 kills straight and won the game for his team. I would call that at least pulling major weight. But the idea that he does something like that regularly is laughable on its face just from watching him. Doubly so when you see the actual hard numbers.

I dont disagree with you on that, there are a very few rare moments where he gets a lot of kills and such, but never really feelt that he carries them!

 

[actually]

I dont disagree with you on that, there are a very few rare moments where he gets a lot of kills and such, but never really feelt that he carries them!

This is true. It's hard to carry in a COD-type of multiplayer game, I guess. In that case, I was thinking of high K/D games where he contributed heavily to his side's numbers. In games like Apex, he 100% never carries.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

Shar pei looking ass

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Ludwig just churned out another gem man, watch and share with your detractor community, amazing editing as usual

screenshot teaser at the end

 

[Wing Zero]

Today has not been a good day for Phil. Exposed himself as a KF lurker, is losing all of his precious YT money, and very soon will be getting his ass curbstomped in Tetris. He's gonna need to double up his gin tonight.

 

[Haunter]

This is prolly the only time we're ever gone have a reason to use the THE PLEB CHALLENGE: TETRIS ONLINE thread neger made. So stuff about what's going on in tonight's Tetris 99 stream can go there

 

[Shick]

This is true. It's hard to carry in a COD-type of multiplayer game, I guess. In that case, I was thinking of high K/D games where he contributed heavily to his side's numbers. In games like Apex, he 100% never carries.

It's hard to carry in COD-like games if you're a retarded monkey like Phil. Even a Johnny No-Thumbs can still carry their team in objective-based game modes if they're smart about it.

 

[DarkSydeOfTheBoulder]

So I Googled the surname "Burnell", and found some information that I found far too funny not to share:

From houseofnames.com, in the section about the family coat of arms, I present to you the Burnell family motto:

Motto: Caritas fructum habet
Motto Translation: Charity bears fruit.

?????

Edit: I must have missed the discussion on this as I haven't been a member for very long, nothing I could do.

 

[BallBuster]

So I Googled the surname "Burnell", and found some information that I found far too funny not to share:

From houseofnames.com, in the section about the family coat of arms, I present to you the Burnell family motto:

Motto: Caritas fructum habet
Motto Translation: Charity bears fruit.

?????

Yea this was discovered months ago when people started getting fed up over his whole “im so Italian” gimmick. Still hilariously appropriate though.

 

[grump]

So I Googled the surname "Burnell", and found some information that I found far too funny not to share:

From houseofnames.com, in the section about the family coat of arms, I present to you the Burnell family motto:

Motto: Caritas fructum habet
Motto Translation: Charity bears fruit.

?????

Edit: I must have missed the discussion on this as I haven't been a member for very long, nothing I could do.

Philip is a given name, derived from the GreekΦίλιππος (Philippos, lit. "horse-loving" or "fond of horses"[1][2]), from a compound of φίλος (phílos, "dear", "loved", "loving") and ἵππος (hippos, "horse")

 

[KangarooPissSpray]

Philip is a given name, derived from the GreekΦίλιππος (Philippos, lit. "horse-loving" or "fond of horses"[1][2]), from a compound of φίλος (phílos, "dear", "loved", "loving") and ἵππος (hippos, "horse")

Can’t make this shit up, horse fucker who bears fruit begging, the universe indeed has a sense of humor.

 

[Adamska]

Dark is seriously playing that goofy ass one piece RPG when it drops...why...

“I do like one piece, I don’t know all of the lore I haven’t seen all of the anime or thee read the manga, but I Like that that the show, I like the the lore, I like the characters, the combat is fun”

Bullshit dark, just admit you don’t know anything about the series and want some cheap day one views just like with everything else

And he immediately got partied up in this new black op game type with people with mics trying to communicate and he complains and runs to a private party.

Dark is honestly such a little faggot I’m sorry.
“This is why I always play in private parties”
Anyone who’s played games online can tell you a funny story about some goofballs or weirdos you had a few laughs with in a random game or something, all they were doing was joking around and asking if anyone had a mic a few times and then started asking where they should go and this dude acts like the started dropping hard R’s on his stream.

God forbid this soyboy ever interact with other people that don’t throw quarters at him and there’s some organic personality on his stream

He then questioned where they went, went off by himself(keep in mind this is some sort of mandatory team mode) and said they were the most annoying thing he’s ever heard in his life.

His chat is calling him out for it
“They assholes now?”
“They seemed like normal guys to me”
“Phil’s a party pooper”
“Alright I’m outta here”
“Could’ve given them a chance and spoken to them”
“You just aren’t use to human interaction”
“He looked terrified”

Going to skip ahead and say he DOESN'T know the series in the slightest; hell, can even prove he actually doesn't like it either. See, he actually began laughing and making fun of another One Piece game where they have the scene of the Going Merry, well... being retired due to damage.

The average fan and even fairweather fans (like me), likely found the scene touching given you can tell that every crew member was disraught they couldn't continue with her and they were going to destroy the ship, and then you realize the ship herself had feelings on this. Pig though? Ooking and eeking and being a disrespectful shit.

 

[samovski]

Going to skip ahead and say he DOESN'T know the series in the slightest; hell, can even prove he actually doesn't like it either. See, he actually began laughing and making fun of another One Piece game where they have the scene of the Going Merry, well... being retired due to damage.

The average fan and even fairweather fans (like me), likely found the scene touching given you can tell that every crew member was disraught they couldn't continue with her and they were going to destroy the ship, and then you realize the ship herself had feelings on this. Pig though? Ooking and eeking and being a disrespectful shit.

He definitely doesn't know the series, he might know a thing or 2 like character names etc but that's the extent of it. How many times has he said this? "I know all the lore, I used to play/watch it all the time".

Then 2 minutes into whatever game the 1st thing out of his mouth is always, always, "Who the fuck is this? What the fuck is going on?"

It's great to see because it's just confirmation after confirmation that he just talks shit. As if we needed more evidence.

 

[Wurstbrot]

He definitely doesn't know the series, he might know a thing or 2 like character names etc but that's the extent of it. How many times has he said this? "I know all the lore, I used to play/watch it all the time".

Then 2 minutes into whatever game the 1st thing out of his mouth is always, always, "Who the fuck is this? What the fuck is going on?"

It's great to see because it's just confirmation after confirmation that he just talks shit. As if we needed more evidence.

"Luffy the monkey king. Got his power from the gum gum juice".
Case closed.

I bet he got his knowledge through a fast Google search. Wrote "luffy the monkey" and the next on was automated to "King of pirates" but the first word was good enough. Just ignore it's Monkey D Luffy. Also a fruit has juice, right, so it has to be the juice.

(sorry lots of edits in short time, gout fingers, also forgot he's called Luffy outside of Germany. We call him Ruffy.)