My heart is broken 2/25/19

[Whale Lake]

The irreversible damage from being super morbidly obese will no doubt kill amber in the next 5-10 years at this rate.

But didn't you hear what our gorl's singing doctor told her? She's morbidly obese, but she can fix that! It's not like morbid obesity has consequences that last a lifetime and could lead to an early grave.

She still has time.

 

[CindyChafe]

He was 900lbs. and had lost 180kg, getting him down to 500lbs. What surprises me is the last sentence which tells us he’s the third one from the show to die in the last six months, and one of those was a suicide. Did she talk about those people at all?

No she only mentioned Sean Miliken. The way she said it was “Sean died” like she was besties and on a first name basis with the dude. It was fucking weird and gross as usual.

 

[Tesshollidaysflupaknees]

Big AL's heart is broken because she knows she will end up like Sean. Deep down AL has accepted that this is the way her life will end. Godspeed AL.

 

[mbania]

the only surprising thing in this video is that she actually got her friend pretty decent pens.

 

[IslamicContentental Belt]

I'm sure the absolute best thing for that pain in your leg is to stay solidly in bed in the same position for as many days in a row as you can. That blood clot is going to travel to her brain in less time than it takes her to go from the bedroom to the kitchen.

 

[toadoftoadhall]

She has the same dress as Dana u guise! Also she's on first name friend basis with all other 'famous' deathfats you shitlording HAYDURS!

*Edited for spel

 

[Masta]

So, are we done trying? She mention zero incentive to lose weight, except move more, but even then I don’t think moving room to the kitchen counts.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

I think it's safe to say we've been done trying, for a long long time now. The only effort she puts forth is finding excuses and reasons why nothing ever works.

 

[Awkwafina]

Every time she puts out a video I give it the old college try, purely for old times sake because for some reason I still have some hope it won't be as awful as it always is, but I only managed to make it about a minute in to this one. Blessed be those kiwis who actually summarize this shit, I don't think I've actually sat through a proper Amber video in at least a year and a half now.... sigh we're literally just waiting for her to die at this point

 

[clusterfuckk]

Ugh, this dumb bitch is still alive... JK.
In all seriousness; we all know this is clickbait Albert. You aren't fooling anyone.

 

[shitstorm]

I must still have a crumb of empathy towards this cunt hiding somewhere, because fucking hell this was so depressing. A year ago she would’ve at least driven her scooter around Walmart to go get her friend those stupid pens and now here we are, sitting in different spots of the house talking about being immobile. I can almost hear the Grim Reaper’s breath on what’s left of her neck. Oh well. With this type of thing, you have to get to a point where you are so sick of it you’re willing to do whatever it takes to turn your life around... I don’t know how, but I guess she’s still comfortable in her condition.

 

[Meat Poultry Veg]

Her heart is broken because Sean from My 600lb Life died and it made her think of herself.

Is there anything else she thinks about, besides herself and her next meal?

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I must still have a crumb of empathy towards this cunt hiding somewhere, because fucking hell this was so depressing.

I hear you on this. I reckon it's because we're not actually monsters, and the woman is sick. She's dying, in fact. Right in front of us. It's hard not to feel a shred of empathy (or at least sympathy) for sick and suffering people, even if they've done it to themselves, even if they as people aren't exactly worthy of our consideration. We're social apes.

But then I remember the particulars of her situation.

Spoiler: The particulars of her situation

Let's assume for a moment that liderully everything she's ever said is true. (I know it's painful to suspend your disbelief that much, but do it for science.) So let's just say that she has all these conditions and disorders and addictions, and that exercise actually does seem to make her gain weight and that her calorie reporting is 100% accurate, etc. etc. etc.

In other words, let's grant that all of her excuses are legit.

There is still no excuse for how she is right now. If she had any condition or disease on earth and her doctor said, "Do X" and she didn't do X, then you'd have to accept that she's embracing the consequences, whatever they are.

If AL had lung cancer and her doctor said to do chemo, we'd all be taken aback if she refused chemo. If she refused because she was praying for a miracle, we'd all shake our heads and walk away. If she was refusing because she knew it was her time to go and was prepared to die, then we'd all shake our heads sadly and walk away. But if she was refusing purely because she was addicted to nicotine and refused to stop smoking...

To this day, there are people -- professional or otherwise -- offering her a way out of this. Even that shitty MLM that we all knew was doomed to failure would (theoretically) have worked to take at least some weight off if she'd stuck to it.

But not only will she not give up nicotine, she's consciously refusing to even try giving smoking specifically. And she won't take her doctor's orders.

What the hell are we supposed to say to that? Yeah, it's depressing -- in an existential way, if nothing else. I don't see any contradiction between having the occasional twinge of pity and still seeing the situation clearly, I guess.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Is there anything else she thinks about, besides herself and her next meal?

Her love for Dusty and why she’s stuck with Becky

 

[ADHD]

I don't see any contradiction between having the occasional twinge of pity and still seeing the situation clearly, I guess.

The best way to enjoy Amber is with zero emotional investment.

 

[Verbatim Goalz Gorl]

I bet Amber, Necky, Rape and Jabba - er, Hannah - sit around all day trying to think of clickbait-y titles for her videos.

I can almost hear the cackling while Rape the Buck-Toothed Wiccan Wonder says "OMG you should make one called 'my heart is broken' and just talk about that guy who died!" Amber squeals "BAYYYBEEEEE, should I do it??!" and Becky briefly looks up from her phone to give a mono-tone-us sounding "sure."

 

[JacksSenseOfDread]

Amber is well on her way to joining Sean at this rate. She’s too addicted to food

Lord Beetus says, "Soon...soon."

I feel like "she doesn't wear any" should be added to the poll because... c'mon now. C'mon.

The undertaker will have to chisel them off of her carcass.

 

[pecansandies]

So, are we done trying? She mention zero incentive to lose weight, except move more, but even then I don’t think moving room to the kitchen counts.

we in phase 2: videos/discussion about literally anything other than her weightloss goals, on the heels of her quitting Oktitia because she was super scared about 900 kaloreese and that O2B was going to magically come save her and everything was going to change.

next up: Torrid hauls, excuses, someone gets blamed for her latest binging (which she absolutely has been doing)

the bitch is reliable and consistent I will give her that

The only effort she puts forth is finding excuses and reasons why nothing ever works.

tea. if she put that same amount of effort into MINIMAL amounts of introspection and life changes, there'd still be hope. Like instead of this whole song and dance of clickbait, acting like your whole life is going to be different because you started diet/scam/talking to someone on instagram...like all this fuckin time and energy spent on nonsense. How about....cutting out refined food and white sugar, and seeing a therapist? Why not just put the effort there? But I mean, that's probably as terrifying as 900 calories/day to her. And LBR any random person on this board has some really great doable advice for her, and important insight. But you know..........our gorl knows best.

In the meantime I'm trying to figure out if any floral arrangement places can make a funeral wreath out of hot cheetos

 

[clusterfuckk]

The undertaker will have to chisel them off of her carcass.

This bitch does not wear underwear because she’d have to get them custom made and she is not gonna do that when she can just wear the 20 dIfFeReNt PaIrS of leggeens. She should call Barnum and Baileys and see if they can spare a big top or two. Honestly I can’t even imagine underwear that fucking huge.

 

[pecansandies]

This bitch does not wear underwear because she’d have to get them custom made and she is not gonna do that when she can just wear the 20 dIfFeReNt PaIrS of leggeens. She should call Barnum and Baileys and see if they can spare a big top or two. Honestly I can’t even imagine underwear that fucking huge.

stop trying to diagnose her with undergarment disorder boo boo ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?