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I’ve been thinking about how dark takes off the same day as kat and how they always do lots or running around and shit like that came up with a theo theory

What if kat refuses to do any menial shit by herself and dark is forced to go with her to get groceries and whatever shit he obviously doesn’t want to do. This all assumes kat hates dark and is only using him for his home, maybe she will only buy herself groceries and dave comes along to get himself shit for the week.
 
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A heartwarming IRL story for my fellow mentally ill individuals:

Slight powerlevel, my other half works in a charity outreach scheme for NEET kids. These are kids with mental/behavioural problems, drug issues at home, or just really poor with no life skills. One of the projects they do is a game jam sort of thing where some devs come in and talk theory with them and these kids make their own games. Anyway, she told me that yesterday they were discussing the importance of music cues in a game, and how music can subtly clue the player into what's happening and offer hints about puzzles, enemy locations, etc. One of the kids raised their hands and asked what if the game was played by "someone like DSP" and got a few chuckles from the room. As my girlfriend put it, he's "one of those guys you laugh at on that Kiwi site".

Just thought it was worth sharing. Remember, if you're having a shit day, at least you're not the kind of loser that even other losers laugh at.
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOink said:
I’ve been thinking about how dark takes off the same day as kat and how they always do lots or running around and shit like that came up with a theo theory

What if kat refuses to do any menial shit by herself and dark is forced to go with her to get groceries and whatever shit he obviously doesn’t want to do. This all assumes kat hates dark and is only using him for his home, maybe she will only buy herself groceries and dave comes along to get himself shit for the week.
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I could see that given how cowardly he can be when faced with real pressure, but the answer's pretty simple for this one. Pigroach is a completely antisocial autistic manchild who actually considers going out to get groceries "spending time" with whatever trophy girl he has at that moment due to his horrible brain malfunctions. He did the same thing with Leanna too.
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOink said:
I’ve been thinking about how dark takes off the same day as kat and how they always do lots or running around and shit like that came up with a theo theory

What if kat refuses to do any menial shit by herself and dark is forced to go with her to get groceries and whatever shit he obviously doesn’t want to do. This all assumes kat hates dark and is only using him for his home, maybe she will only buy herself groceries and dave comes along to get himself shit for the week.
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The theory's been floated before also that Phil is terrified of and/or just plain shit at IRL interpersonal interaction. He needs a proxy to do most of it for him to deflect awkwardness/criticism/unpleasantness and to preserve his ego. I really do believe that Phil can't or won't leave the house without another person in tow and that it has very little to do with his supposed inability to drive.

Motherfucker actually needs a real-life security blanket.
 
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bearsintrees said:
I was bored and saw today's "great day off" tweet a little bit ago (the bottom one), so I compiled the first sentence of all of Phil's "day off" return tweets of the past 18 months or so into word. See if you can find a trend.
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Nothing says loving playing video games full time than boasting about how happy you are when you're not playing video games.
 
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Awful Meerkat said:
Nothing says loving playing video games full time than boasting about how happy you are when you're not playing video games.
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Being sick of video games is the one thing I'll never fault Phil for. I'm a pretty big game fan, and on the rare occasions when I've been so hooked on a game that I play it for something like 4 hours straight (minus snort breaks of course) I invariably feel tired, burned out, and disgusted afterward. Phil (as well as a lot of real streamers) plays more games in a day than my biggest binges, and does it day after day. Even if you actually like games, that'll burn anyone out.
 
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Phil definitely prefers virtuality to reality. He can act like a petty tyrant on Twitch and receive the adoration (and bits) of his feeble minded fanbase. In real life he is probably incredibly polite to the same people he belittles on the internet, knowing that shit won’t fly with all of his moderation powers left behind on Twitch like Captain N’s video game belt.

People Phil treats with the utmost respect IRL:
Black people
Asian people
Gay people
Trans people
8-5 wage slaves
Idiot kids
 
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He did same thing with panda. He would never get groceries by himself he always had to go with her. Also he sleeps in until 1 or 2 on days off. Thats prob why he has one every week so he can sleep in. Dont believe his productivity bullshit, he sleeps in then goes to grocery store.
 
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The theory's been floated before also that Phil is terrified of and/or just plain shit at IRL interpersonal interaction. He needs a proxy to do most of it for him to deflect awkwardness/criticism/unpleasantness and to preserve his ego. I really do believe that Phil can't or won't leave the house without another person in tow and that it has very little to do with his supposed inability to drive.

Motherfucker actually needs a real-life security blanket.
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remember when phil said his car was stuck in snow while he was out getting the mail with kat?
even just getting the mail is so pant shittingly terrifying he needs someone to be there with him
and he needs to be in a car

even just walking to the mailbox is too much for phil, he needs to sit in a metal bubble and have someone come along with him
 
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