Containment Random Chris Updates

[PissPool]

People actually took the time to make Chris fan art for his birthday. Some are probably trolls but others are just way too genuine.

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[Mariposa Electrique]

I can imagine that Chris' stutter and 'tism would be in full effect while Dr. Phil chews his ass like a rabid dog.

Followed by, "Let's take dis outback and settle this like two consenting adults with a round of blow jobs in exchange for a Lego mansion!"

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

lol, Chris’s twitter has now become a hugbox where he surrounds himself with only attention seekers that agree with his fantasies. Any one that dares not feed directly into Chris's delusions and ego is getting BLOCKED!
I wonder how it's going to affect his mental state if everyone he interacts with online is saying "yes Christine, Sonichu is real, we will all join in the great merge and you will be our goddess!"
Maybe this new twitter account will turn out to be a bad idea...

I'd say it couldn't get any worse, but every time I've thought that he's somehow managed to prove me wrong, so...

 

[Eugene90]

People actually took the time to make Chris fan art for his birthday. Some are probably trolls but others are just way too genuine.

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Some are a lot scarier than the other ones...but it's strange how many of them have much better drawing skill than Chris himself who never improved even a bit in his entire pathetic life since he picked those crayons up.

 

[lilbrudder]

I am convinced his therapist at Region 10 isn't very good. They probably just ask how his week has been and zones out while he goes on about being blocked, LEGOs, My Little Pony, etc.

Probably just another talk therapist and not a real psychiatrist.

Even then, non-psychiatrist therapists usually give their patients "homework" to work on whatever problems they have if they're actually any good at their jobs. For example, a therapist might tell Chris to take breaks from Twitter because of its effects on him or finding groups in his area to make friends (assuming they don't know the true extent of his social fuckups).

Knowing Chris, he either flat out didn't do them or would squirm and lie his way through sessions until the therapist gave up and decided to just ride out the rest of these court mandated sessions. Therapy doesn't do shit if you don't try and work with the therapist, so it'll never work for Chris.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

..Isn't that last jpeg (the framed piece of watercolor fanart) an homage to that Baphomet statue the Satanists fought & won to have installed in front of the Arkansas courthouse? Am I r3tarded or does anyone else think there's a resemblance?

 

[AnOminous]

..Isn't that last jpeg (the framed piece of watercolor fanart) an homage to that Baphomet statue the Satanists fought & won to have installed in front of the Arkansas courthouse? Am I r3tarded or does anyone else think there's a resemblance?

Looks closer to Eliphas Levi's original Baphomet.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

When you think it can't get any worse!

 

[Eugene90]

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When you think it can't get any worse!

What in the fuck...this guy's gonna give Chris ideas for sure.

Good lord, as if it couldn't get any worse indeed...

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

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When you think it can't get any worse!

It's been a long time since I've been so horrified by a single sentence. Thanks Chris.

 

[thismanlies]

It's been a long time since I've been so horrified by a single sentence. Thanks Chris.

I'm pretty sure at one time, he did say he'd screw a border collie. So this isn't too far out of bounds for Chris.

 

[Nebula Slasher]

I'm pretty sure at one time, he did say he'd screw a border collie. So this isn't too far out of bounds for Chris.

I think this was when Chris was talking about his idea for his Family Guy episode. He mentioned something along the lines of "Give Brian a sexy breed of dog, like a border collie."

 

[The Dude]

Can an Original Character really be called "original" when it's just a mishmash of features and traits of other well-known characters? Especially when the "creator" of said "OC" has never had an original thought or idea in their life?

 

[thismanlies]

I think this was when Chris was talking about his idea for his Family Guy episode. He mentioned something along the lines of "Give Brian a sexy breed of dog, like a border collie."

I had to scrounge through the CWCki a bit. But he definitely said he'd fuck a dog.

 

[jc17]

Chris is woman.
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"You may laugh now... But you won't be Laughing all that much longer when you meet Your OC and She tells you she'd rather Chill/Hang out with me than the likes of Yourself! You THINK about that the Next time you Make fun of me."

 

[fiu0cm]

I had to scrounge through the CWCki a bit. But he definitely said he'd fuck a dog.

23:24 <@ChrisChanSonichu> I don't think so; I can imagine myself doing it with a collie at least.
23:24 <@ChrisChanSonichu> you know, like Lassie.
23:25 <@PandaHalo> Ohhh Lassie is a pretty dog
23:26 <@ChrisChanSonichu> IDK why, but something about the color scheme and face of a collie just strikes me in that sense.

 

[Mogambo]

..Isn't that last jpeg (the framed piece of watercolor fanart) an homage to that Baphomet statue the Satanists fought & won to have installed in front of the Arkansas courthouse? Am I r3tarded or does anyone else think there's a resemblance?

Yes there IS a resemblance based on the gesture, but I think it's because both of them are copying traditional Christian iconography.

Either way, it's a reference that will go way over Chris' head...

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris comments on some Sonic and Pikachu fanart.

 

[The Man With No Name]

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"I'm just making shit up and playing pretend, please play with me Twitter"

 

[zap2theextreme]

Someone really just needs to smash his autistic sandcastle and kick his ass back to reality