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Everytime I see his stupid ass sub/tip/bit tracker and how he has to pause everytime to update it, it really astounds me as to how goddamn lazy this full time streamer is. I can imagine him being that guy in a 9-5 job who does nothing different and simply parrots whatever he was taught to do. If anyone asks why he's working so inefficiently, he would simply say that was how he was taught.
 
It's actually not a bad idea at all

All he needs is the empty folder he got from last year and He will reel in plenty of troll cheers and troll tips no?

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That sounds like an extremely grey area in terms of legality.
It can only be considered as a write-off if he did it live on his streams otherwise he could be audited if there are no videos proving he did it for YouTube/Twitch. And if he did it offline he would need to prove it went towards the game he was playing on stream/youtube. But the only way the IRS will audit his ass for microtransactions is if he did it over a certain amount that might seem weird to do a tax write-off like over $1000.
 
He is 2.5 hours into it and it is NOT PRETTY

You know another hardcore begging session is coming if he survives doing his tax

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Why doesn't he log this stuff as he buys it? Who the hell does bookkeeping all at once, while they are doing taxes? There is software that is made specifically for it. He could use a regular ass spread sheet with no calculations or anything to keep track. That way he knows what is for "muh business" and what is just shit he bought just because. He'll probably claim all of it anyway. Likes to consider himself a grown adult, and a professional but he makes everything harder on himself.
 
Why doesn't he log this stuff as he buys it? Who the hell does bookkeeping all at once, while they are doing taxes? There is software that is made specifically for it. He could use a regular ass spread sheet with no calculations or anything to keep track. That way he knows what is for "muh business" and what is just shit he bought just because. He'll probably claim all of it anyway. Likes to consider himself a grown adult, and a professional but he makes everything harder on himself.
All he did during the year and last was talking about taxes, more taxes and nothing but taxes. He runs his business for over 10 years. He knows what he does. He is street smart. He has a business / finance degree. He optimized processes in the helicopter factory. Valedictorian.

You would think he came up with a easy method right now, like you described, to make this repeating process easier. But no, he's Phil Burnell. Do everything last minute and prepare nothing. Would be kinda fine if not for the mentioned fact he is always in tax preparing mode but then nothing results from it.
Does he expect his tweets make him look responsible? More like his life is not in order and he's a fun killer cuz he has to inform his fans he does adult things right now and how amazing his accomplishment of finding ordered lists and bills is. WHO CARES PHILLIPP?

He is like an artist who has a whole year to paint a picture and tells us nothing else than how amazing his art will be. Then on the final day the customer asks him on his progress and he tells him: Uuuhm, I have to buy the colors and the canvas and I haven't really calculated which materials I need, is it this brush or the other brush, I dunno nobody told me. But look I found this really nice shop online which sells some tutorial books which I need for your artwork.

Well, no, bad comparison. He is the artist who does a bad lazy job and barely even draws during the whole year and the only customer who paid him in advance (let's say $12000) asks for his progress and he responds with: I had no time dood, I had to buy groceries, drive to my mail box, drive Kat to work, drive back, shovel snow, open the door, close the door, have depression, get free days, get a haircut the whole day, do angry salty tweets. You know my day is full of detractions! And you have to be an idiot to think I am one of these shill painters who just do what the customer wants, I'm real and not a muppet you idiot, ack ack ack ack.

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I found the time to watch our buddy LSB again and I'm just horrified by Phil's continuous inability to say a simple sentence without "Uuuuuuhm eeeeh uuuuuh" after every three words. This happens if you lost all interest in the job you are supposed to be a professional in (10+ years of experience).
 
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I'm just horrified by Phil's continuous inability to say a simple sentence without "Uuuuuuhm eeeeh uuuuuh" after every three words. This happens if you lost all interest in the job you are supposed to be a professional in (10+ years of experience).
From personal experience pertaining to people I interact with professionally I must say that the habit you are seeing is from social isolation, not inability to be professional. This man has hermited himself up with the internet for so long he's no longer ingesting proper speech patterns and doing so much of his own filler with zero feedback or criticism in any form (even body language responses or people ribbing him gently as friends would) that he's just falling into all bad habits which have a tendency to increase in severity as far as they will until something stops it.

Kat is using him as a halfway house and when he realizes it, which will be after its over, it might shock him enough to change some minor things. Especially when his finances crash again.
 
Why doesn't he log this stuff as he buys it? Who the hell does bookkeeping all at once, while they are doing taxes? There is software that is made specifically for it. He could use a regular ass spread sheet with no calculations or anything to keep track. That way he knows what is for "muh business" and what is just shit he bought just because. He'll probably claim all of it anyway. Likes to consider himself a grown adult, and a professional but he makes everything harder on himself.

Dude, do you want to KILL HIM? He doesn't have TIME for that! He works 12 HOURS a day, dood! That leaves literally no time for anything else!
 

What kills me so much is that just like the rest of us, Phil is living in an unfair, cruel, cold universe in which nothing is certain. People who scrape and save every day of their lives find their dreams crashing down around them despite all their honest effort. Mothers can't feed their children. A guy who's never so much as hurt a fly goes to the doctor and finds out he has terminal cancer.

And this fuck, through daily mistakes and carelessness and indulging his vices constantly, in order to maintain the life he has convinced himself he deserves, heedless of any hardship his viewers may be experiencing or even may experience, will beg and whine and piss and moan until enough people pool crumbs from their livelihoods to keep him afloat for another week. By hook or by crook, Phil will cajole enough poor suckers to make the universe juuuuust fair enough. For him.

I don't hate Phil. He doesn't occupy nearly enough of my thoughts in a day for me to say he deserves that designation. But I can understand and sympathize with the people who do.
 
Reality creeps ever closer to the Burnell condo. At this point, DSP should be used as a life lesson to teach people what not to do with money.
 
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