🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Sargon's wife's son said:
General Ralph will not take these spurious accusations of a bunch of carpetbagging kiwis and they pedophile leader Joshua Conner Moon I will fight you in the battlefields stream.me and I will fight you to The Bitter End and be victorious cuz no man alive is a match for the power of the gunt
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As if Zoom isn't going to go full Vordrak on Ralph and deplatform him from stream.me .
 
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Total speculation here. I think it was Nora who made Ralph take the break and get his shit together. She likely wasn't following all of the drama because unlike her useless, fatass husband, she is going to college to get a respectable degree and actually contribute to society. Ralph's contribution is to the company who makes Woodford Reserve.

There is no way that Ralph made this decision himself. Hitting pause on The Killstream takes introspection, humility, and acknowledgement that you fucked up. There is no way that Ralph had an epiphany during the show.

I speculate that Nora BTFO'ED Ralph after the stream and told him to take a break or she wss goingto fly to Richmond and beat the shit out of him.
 
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PorkchopSandwiches said:
Total speculation here. I think it was Nora who made Ralph take the break and get his shit together. She likely wasn't following all of the drama because unlike her useless, fatass husband, she is going to college to get a respectable degree and actually contribute to society. Ralph's contribution is to the company who makes Woodford Reserve.

There is no way that Ralph made this decision himself. Hitting pause on The Killstream takes introspection, humility, and acknowledgement that you fucked up. There is no way that Ralph had an epiphany during the show.

I speculate that Nora BTFO'ED Ralph after the stream and told him to take a break or she wss goingto fly to Richmond and beat the shit out of him.
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Sounds reasonable, I was going to say she seems to have her head screwed on but then again she married Ralph, even if it's just for a green card there's some retardation in that.
 
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PorkchopSandwiches said:
I think it was Nora who made Ralph take the break and get his shit together.
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If there's one person who can intervene to stop him from his trajectory to the gutter, it's her. Although I suspect she doesn't care so much for him as she does for that gunt card. Watch how little she cares once she has one.
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I speculate that Nora BTFO'ED Ralph after the stream and told him to take a break or she wss going to fly to Richmond and beat the shit out of him
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Oh, that's not a woman's way, anon. It's more like "Honey, we need to talk about your health. Snookums, I'm concerned, it hurts me to see you drinking so much, what is it you Americans call it? Likker? And while we're at it, can we talk about your show, I listen to it every night, because I love you and I think you are working too hard" (the rest of you can cough here) "and you need to take a break."
 
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Niggernerd said:
•Ralph hasn't seen 2k in awhile. He'd cum if that ever happened again.
•spoiler:Nora is a disgusting animal;Ralph has never dated a cute/beautiful woman never will
•We've been telling Ralph but he thought he was smarter than he actually is and threw null under the bus for pedo zoom
•Coach probably isn't, his incel army watches him religiously like Jordan "clean your balls" Peterson because they'll never get laid.
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She's funny at least. If you define being brown as disgusting animal then I can't really say anything. I would agree on most cases despite having an Arab/Persian fever... if that's a term. One of the streams last week hit 2k and then dropped to about the usual 1.8 pretty fast.

Coach isn't? Why some of his videos have nearly one million views while some barely break 5k. He has 300k+ subscribers, his videos should average at around 100k.

As weird as this is, it does seem like his "fuck wymyn" videos gets most of the views. A logistics regression or multiple regression will explain this quite well.

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AltisticRight said:
She's funny at least. If you define being brown as disgusting animal then I can't really say anything. I would agree on most cases despite having an Arab/Persian fever... if that's a term. One of the streams last week hit 2k and then dropped to about the usual 1.8 pretty fast.

Coach isn't? Why some of his videos have nearly one million views while some barely break 5k. He has 300k+ subscribers, his videos should average at around 100k.

As weird as this is, it does seem like his "fuck wymyn" videos gets most of the views. A logistics regression or multiple regression will explain this quite well.

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Coach made a "joke" a long time ago on the killstream that kraut should use the same service that he does to buy subs... I'm not sure he was actually joking though.

Speaking of a long time ago...anyone remember when zoom called into the ralph retort and trolled the fuck out of ralph by calling him a fat ginger? And ralph actually argued back about how he wasn't a ginger? It was hilarious. It used to be on youtube.
 
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Warsmith Kroeger said:
I don't know how some of you can choose to watch a cog stream. I've thought he was a fucking exceptional individual ever since he took on TL;DR but I gave his streams a go and they are trash. Even Ralph's worst streams are more amusing.

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I see you are having um, challenges dealing with the new exceptional editor that our dear fearless leader @Null has decided we must all use? It's still possible to embed video but you have to solve the video embedding side puzzle in order to unlock the ability. Let me give you a cheaty walkthrough. Go to Insert -> Media (it's next to the smiley face) and then paste the youtube URL into the dialog box that pops up. Presto! It looks like this:

 
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AltisticRight said:
She's funny at least. If you define being brown as disgusting animal then I can't really say anything. I would agree on most cases despite having an Arab/Persian fever... if that's a term. One of the streams last week hit 2k and then dropped to about the usual 1.8 pretty fast.

Coach isn't? Why some of his videos have nearly one million views while some barely break 5k. He has 300k+ subscribers, his videos should average at around 100k.

As weird as this is, it does seem like his "fuck wymyn" videos gets most of the views. A logistics regression or multiple regression will explain this quite well.

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Nora's fat. But also being a paki doesn't win her any favors.
Like I said, he probably doesn't and his "fuck wumons" are popular. I was implying I don't know because I just don't watch the faggot so i never noticed the videos with close to a million of views. I just know he's watched religiously by perma virgins.
 
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Niggernerd said:
Nora's fat. But also being a paki doesn't win her any favors.
Like I said, he probably doesn't and his "fuck wumons" are popular. I was implying I don't know because I just don't watch the faggot so i never noticed the videos with close to a million of views. I just know he's watched religiously by perma virgins.
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I used to watch some of his videos just to see the camera work. Someone probably still has the webms of them stored around.
 
According to Zoom, who was stream-sniping Ralph yesterday trying to out-do the Killstream while making fun of Ralph and Gator, Ralph told the stream.me staff to force Zoom to stop playing Ralph's audio or risk punishment. Zoom then proceeded to just make fun of the Killstream without the audio with other guests like Dispatch who was also stream-sniping both Ralph and Zoom at the same time.
 
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Colonel J said:
According to Zoom, who was stream-sniping Ralph yesterday trying to out-do the Killstream while making fun of Ralph and Gator, Ralph told the stream.me staff to force Zoom to stop playing Ralph's audio or risk punishment. Zoom then proceeded to just make fun of the Killstream without the audio with other guests like Dispatch who would call in and was stream-sniping both Ralph and Zoom at the same time.
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That's the sort of weird autistic fun that we used to have with Kittystyle. Oh Ralph, what have you become?
 
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