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At this point, DSP should be used as a life lesson to teach people what not to do with money.
And it works quite well. The bar of decency and goodness can only get pushed up so far. But the bottom is infinite and astounds with new lows you would never ever dreamed of could happen. Life is not about raising the bar, but not letting the bar slide down. Phil is an amazing example of how not to behave. If you ever have one guidance you set yourself, just don't be DSP. It works.
 
When you've lived in your echochamber for 10 years and actually started to believe all the shit you're spewing


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Powerleveling slightly but as someone who has worked in a financial institution for nearly a decade seeing these kind of blatant lies he uses to manipulate gullible twats who can’t be bothered to do 20 minutes of research and reading to realize that life doesn’t work that way is just so infuriating.

It seriously is no wonder he doesn’t leave the house. He knows he would get bricks hurled at him if he were recognized.
 
What kills me so much is that just like the rest of us, Phil is living in an unfair, cruel, cold universe in which nothing is certain. People who scrape and save every day of their lives find their dreams crashing down around them despite all their honest effort. Mothers can't feed their children. A guy who's never so much as hurt a fly goes to the doctor and finds out he has terminal cancer.

And this fuck, through daily mistakes and carelessness and indulging his vices constantly, in order to maintain the life he has convinced himself he deserves, heedless of any hardship his viewers may be experiencing or even may experience, will beg and whine and piss and moan until enough people pool crumbs from their livelihoods to keep him afloat for another week. By hook or by crook, Phil will cajole enough poor suckers to make the universe juuuuust fair enough. For him.

I don't hate DSP either. Hell, I would love it if DSP succeeded because he realized what an asshole he is and changed his ways. But he won't do that because narcissists do not or can not recognize their own faults.

You know what the worst part about this situation to me is? As you said, it's not like this is an unexpected expense. DSP didn't get T-boned by a drunk driver, break his back (make him humble for you Iron Sheik fans), and get handed a $20K hospital bill that wasn't his fault.

These are his TAXES. If he can't pay his taxes, the only reason is because he spent money that wasn't his; it was the government's. This entire situation, even if we take DSP 100% completely at his word, is entirely self-inflicted. He can't pay his taxes because a 37 year old man didn't save a percentage of his income to pay his taxes. This is not a bill that came out of nowhere. His house didn't burn down because of faulty wiring before he bought it. This is 100% his fault even when believing everything he says is honest and true.

And because I don't believe everything he says, that makes the situation worse. For all we know (but can't prove), he's already paid his taxes and now he's just playing the sympathy card to extract more money from gullible people.

It's weird that I'm hoping DSP really is just incompetent with money because the other scenario is that he's emotionally abusing his viewers. Although you can argue that he's still emotionally abusing his viewers even if he is 100% honest and true.

I just have one question. He claims he is paying his "tax attorney" $1200 to work on his taxes. If that is case, why is the sausage spending 5 hours working on it himself? What is he paying to have done?

I believe in the past he has claimed that it would cost him even more money if he didn't do this work and made the "tax attorney" do it for him. So his claim is that these 5 hours of work save him hundreds of dollars.
 
I just have one question. He claims he is paying his "tax attorney" $1200 to work on his taxes. If that is case, why is the sausage spending 5 hours working on it himself? What is he paying to have done?
If we take Phil at his word <ahem>, what he's doing is organizing all of his records to give to the "attorney". But somehow Phil already knows he'll owe a lot more and he'll immediately be evicted, which we all know is bullshit.

Of course you'd think someone with constant tax problems who makes $100K a year would keep meticulous records of every penny so as to avoid having those problems in the future, as well as pay his estimated taxes on time rather than wasting money in the million ways Phil wastes it. But if he did that, he wouldn't be Phil.
 
If we take Phil at his word <ahem>, what he's doing is organizing all of his records to give to the "attorney". But somehow Phil already knows he'll owe a lot more and he'll immediately be evicted, which we all know is bullshit.

Of course you'd think someone with constant tax problems who makes $100K a year would keep meticulous records of every penny so as to avoid having those problems in the future, as well as pay his estimated taxes on time rather than wasting money in the million ways Phil wastes it. But if he did that, he wouldn't be Phil.

This is why I question that Phil truly has that so called business degree. As I said in previous post, this dude would have had to take some basic accounting courses. Even if he is operating as a sole proprietorship, anyone with some sense (certainly not Phil) would try to keep even some basic books / records so that they can justify their "business." But I guess that is being "book smart" and we all know DSP's views on that. He rather be "street smart" and not keep up with his records until last moment. Of course the loan shark that DSP will eventually have to go running to will probably be using a different edition of the "street smart" handbook.
 
Phil may have been in one of Fairfield's spongy business majors like "Management," which does not require accounting courses. Instead, he would have strapped his big brain onto "the nature of the management function" and studied "fundamental principles and concepts, which can serve as a rational basis for management action."

But even somebody who majored in gender studies at a Florida community college can use Mint or Quicken to chart what's coming in and going out throughout the year, set aside funds for the predictable quarterly tax payments that are based on last year's income, and stuff documentation needed at tax time into a folder so it's all together. Of course that's Adulting 101 and Ickle Baby Pigroach does not do that.
 
If we take Phil at his word <ahem>, what he's doing is organizing all of his records to give to the "attorney". But somehow Phil already knows he'll owe a lot more and he'll immediately be evicted, which we all know is bullshit.

Of course you'd think someone with constant tax problems who makes $100K a year would keep meticulous records of every penny so as to avoid having those problems in the future, as well as pay his estimated taxes on time rather than wasting money in the million ways Phil wastes it. But if he did that, he wouldn't be Phil.
Forget about knowing now he owes more, he threw out $16,000 amount back in November/December without doing any paperwork. It's almost like he threw out a ludicrous amount that would allow him to beg for months but some random guy gifting $12k in subs fucked it up for him. Emerald 7 confirmed as a detractor.
 
Forget about knowing now he owes more, he threw out $16,000 amount back in November/December without doing any paperwork. It's almost like he threw out a ludicrous amount that would allow him to beg for months but some random guy gifting $12k in subs fucked it up for him. Emerald 7 confirmed as a detractor.

That's a good point. I've just heard DSP say $16K so much that it's become a meme for me at this point.

DSP said back in November that he'd need $16K in taxes. It's now two days from the beginning of March and DSP is claiming that he still doesn't know what he owes? So where did the $16K figure come from? It's okay that he doesn't know that he owes exactly $16,798.45, but if he knew roughly $16K in November, it's not like that number is going to become $30K all of a sudden. He had to have gotten that $16K figure somewhere (if we assume he was being truthful).

Also, he's claiming that his tax situation is getting worse the more he looks into it. But he also tweeted this:

Now going through all my 2018 expenses. It’s not pretty, it all adds up and I’m finding stuff, as usual, that I completely forgot about. But http://playstation.com and http://xbox.com having purchase histories is REALLY useful!

If he's finding more and more expenses, shouldn't his situation be getting BETTER? Aren't all of his expenses deductions?
 
What kills me so much is that just like the rest of us, Phil is living in an unfair, cruel, cold universe in which nothing is certain. People who scrape and save every day of their lives find their dreams crashing down around them despite all their honest effort. Mothers can't feed their children. A guy who's never so much as hurt a fly goes to the doctor and finds out he has terminal cancer.

And this fuck, through daily mistakes and carelessness and indulging his vices constantly, in order to maintain the life he has convinced himself he deserves, heedless of any hardship his viewers may be experiencing or even may experience, will beg and whine and piss and moan until enough people pool crumbs from their livelihoods to keep him afloat for another week. By hook or by crook, Phil will cajole enough poor suckers to make the universe juuuuust fair enough. For him.

I don't hate Phil. He doesn't occupy nearly enough of my thoughts in a day for me to say he deserves that designation. But I can understand and sympathize with the people who do.

We know of viewers, paypigs even, who have a life full of far more hardships than Phil. Isn’t his paypig Rob Warren a quadriplegic? I seem to remember pictures of him sitting back in a taller wheelchair before...
 
It's okay that he doesn't know that he owes exactly $16,798.45, but if he knew roughly $16K in November, it's not like that number is going to become $30K all of a sudden
It can. Quote:
"Snort snort eheheeeem snort I need uuuuhm 12000* dollars uuuuhm snort on top of my usual income snort goatlaugh."
And because his usual income is never addressed by him or reflected in any tip goal, he could have said any random number. In the end we don't know (from him) how much he really needs. So how far have "we" progressed so he can maintain his livestyle without looking at his own wallet? Nobody knows!

Thanks Phil, I bet your piglets feel great accomplishment by knowing you are still in the afraid zone of losing absolutely anything, despite throwing thousands at you, on top of the usual income.

* Or Was it 16k? Doesn't matter, in the end it's never enough. As said, just pull a random number.
 
We know of viewers, paypigs even, who have a life full of far more hardships than Phil. Isn’t his paypig Rob Warren a quadriplegic? I seem to remember pictures of him sitting back in a taller wheelchair before...
It appears so a recent picture from his Twitter.
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Side note what up with homegirl’s cheek/lip? Cute chick otherwise.
 
I just can’t get over that man.
DSP cries about hardships and how life is so unfair to him and nothing ever goes right for him... While a quadriplegic who has to be pushed around, have other people wipe his ass, feed him, wash him, change him, etc. gives him $30-$40 donations at a time.

It’s unreal how privileged DSP is, when he wants to cry about sinusitis and back pain and gets solid money from a dude who will never have sex with a woman his entire life.
 
It appears so a recent picture from his Twitter.View attachment 678958

Side note what up with homegirl’s cheek/lip? Cute chick otherwise.

If you are a quad and are giving your disability money to Phil, I’m done with civilization. Just done. How in the FUCK could you even accept money from him and not feel like slimiest piece of shit ever?

I know the rules, but if this shit doesn’t anger you something is wrong.
 
I just can’t get over that man.
DSP cries about hardships and how life is so unfair to him and nothing ever goes right for him... While a quadriplegic who has to be pushed around, have other people wipe his ass, feed him, wash him, change him, etc. gives him $30-$40 donations at a time.

It’s unreal how privileged DSP is, when he wants to cry about sinusitis and back pain and gets solid money from a dude who will never have sex with a woman his entire life.
If you are a quad and are giving your disability money to Phil, I’m done with civilization. Just done. How in the FUCK could you even accept money from him and not feel like slimiest piece of shit ever?

I know the rules, but if this shit doesn’t anger you something is wrong.
Totally agree gents I for one welcome a nuclear holocaust from the call center people and Muslims warring it out.
 
If you are a quad and are giving your disability money to Phil, I’m done with civilization. Just done. How in the FUCK could you even accept money from him and not feel like slimiest piece of shit ever?

I know the rules, but if this shit doesn’t anger you something is wrong.

It’s exactly how I felt about him taking money (around $500 according to his dad) from Sidella. Despite him being a mini cow himself, he is exceptional, and Phil really should feel bad about it.
 
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