🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Lin Marin said:
Does anyone watch Cog? I'm trying to listen to this stream and he sits there clicking his mouse and not saying anything while there's awkward silence. He had Josh and Ralph on at the same time and he didn't even bother to bring up any questions regarding the recent drama.

Learn to fucking moderate, holy shit

edit: Zoom is sperging out completely around 02:52:30, what the fuck :story:
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it's amazing how he kept saying "hur hur you never talk once I'm on stream Josh, because you're a coward herp derp you're scared of me that's why you don't talk ! !"
Josh never talks because you just can't shut the fuck up and talk like a normal functioning adult.
 
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twozero said:
This latest arc seems to be a modern retelling of the tale of the Scorpion and the Frog. Ralph, a Gunty Frog in this case, is finally realizing that Zoom was always going to follow his nature and sting him. He's now attempting to bury the hatchet in-between Marker's Mark fueled stupors, while no doubt questioning whether aligning with exceptional Andy was the way to go.

Looking forward to seeing you in the thread some more though, Ethan.
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I don't think it's that. Him being a butthurt faggot over Zoom shitting on him superseded him being Corey's bitch and he threw a tantrum. There wasn't an ounce of thought or any kind of realization going into this.

Ethan is in this thread and in the cyclical all the fucking time, that's why I usually feel free to address him directly. So is Corey, by the way.
 
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I'm in the process of clipping and timestamping the stream from the point Ralph joins, to when Zoom leaves. I just finished Ralph's portion and I'm about to hit Zoom.

Pray for me as I go through this, because I still got about 80 minutes to go.
 
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Spectre_06 said:
I'm in the process of clipping and timestamping the stream from the point Ralph joins, to when Zoom leaves. I just finished Ralph's portion and I'm about to hit Zoom.

Pray for me as I go through this, because I still got about 80 minutes to go.
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You're doing God's work.

Which god, I don't know, but keep it up.
 
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Spectre_06 said:
I'm in the process of clipping and timestamping the stream from the point Ralph joins, to when Zoom leaves. I just finished Ralph's portion and I'm about to hit Zoom.

Pray for me as I go through this, because I still got about 80 minutes to go.
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The Ralph/Zoom part is about an hour.
Unog said:
You're doing God's work.

Which god, I don't know, but keep it up.
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YA-HOO-WA, obviously.
 
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Unog said:
You're doing God's work.

Which god, I don't know, but keep it up.
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I'm pretty sure it's a deity that I pissed off hardcore in a previous life.

Forty-two minutes for the Ralph section, currently rendering. After that, Zoom. Inshallah, I will persevere.

EDIT: About to have Zoom come in, I've already had two gin and tonics. God I hope I have enough gin for the remainder of this...

EDIT 2: Got to the end of this shit, it's only 38 minutes total. Allahu ackbar!
 
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MediocreMilt said:
Having a guest who the Google Gods find unsavory is a little different than giving that same guest a full-time role.
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True. But I'm suggesting he poach Zidan mostly for the legwork and guest arranging. Nicky doesn't really need help with a decent guest
 
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True. But I'm suggesting he poach Zidan mostly for the legwork and guest arranging. Nicky doesn't really need help with a decent guest
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It sounds like a good idea. but considering he is in bum fuck egypt for work half the time he isn't really reliable in that sense. I feel like Zidan was basically the coordinator for most of the shit including some of the news so that's why there really hasn't been much effort put into the Killstream no offence to Gator and his rubber ducky.
 
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This keeps on popping up in my head as of late.
Smarty Pants said:
I don't think it's that. Him being a butthurt faggot over Zoom shitting on him superseded him being Corey's bitch and he threw a tantrum. There wasn't an ounce of thought or any kind of realization going into this.

Ethan is in this thread and in the cyclical all the fucking time, that's why I usually feel free to address him directly. So is Corey, by the way.
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I don't think Ralph was Corey's bitch. Up until Zoom shitting on him harder they were fwends, and he used him for dirt gathering.

What looked like cucking was probably closer to Ralph's severe apathy and aversion to something that would cause him trouble. Fear would be too kind an attribution to what went through his head, its closer to total selfishness at the expense of others like Josh.
 
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