🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[KOVALSKY]

How much you guys want to bet the special stream fucks everything up like the stream did earlier

Oh, these motherfuckers can't do damage control for shit! he's going to double down for sure.

 

[Lord Akira]

Just drop the fucking shit you have on ralph, he is actively allowing pedophiles to DFE at this point. Just fucking do it.

Alright fuck it, Ralph's mom is basically dying, and probably explains why he's a fucking wreck at this point. Not only does she have cirrhosis of the liver (what a shock for the Ralph bloodline), but double kidney failure requiring dialysis every couple of days. Ralph also has not one, but 2 DUIs, one in South Carolina and the other I believe in Kentucky. Likewise, Ralph has an enormous love of weed, constantly smoked weed, sold weed, and once even crashed his car while smoking weed during Hurricane Katrina (He was still in Memphis, but the storm had already passed through) Other substances Ralph explained to me that he had a passion for was cocaine, ecstasy/molly, and methamphetamine. Ralph was a smart boy though, besides buying an Olympic-sized pool's worth of bourbon, he recently purchased a new Nissan Sentra and managed to save 55K worth of superberries in the bank. If you would like to proclaim your passion for drugs, wish his mom well, or complement him for his savings, he can be reached at (901) 219-2235.

 

[pwincess fwuffypants]

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Tangling with the feds in any capacity is playing with fire. The feds will fuck you in the ass as soon as look at you.

 

[vrj]

this shit's good and it makes me a little sad to not have kept up with this internet sphere since the knoxville episode. jesus christ how do you mess up this bad. but for some reason i feel this is just going to be a "whatever" and the fans will blow it off. i'll just wait and see.

question: is it really this hard to just talk about dumb shit without getting involved in it? at this point it seems like something only the biggest of brains would be able to pull off decently.

 

[Niggernerd]

Alright fuck it, Ralph's mom is basically dying, and probably explains why he's a fucking wreck at this point. Not only does she have cirrhosis of the liver (what a shock for the Ralph bloodline), but double kidney failure requiring dialysis every couple of days. Ralph also has not one, but 2 DUIs, one in South Carolina and the other I believe in Kentucky. Likewise, Ralph has an enormous love of weed, constantly smoked weed, sold weed, and once even crashed his car while smoking weed during Hurricane Katrina (He was still in Memphis, but the storm had already passed through) Other substances Ralph explained to me that he had a passion for was cocaine, ecstasy/molly, and methamphetamine. Ralph was a smart boy though, besides buying an Olympic-sized pool's worth of bourbon, he recently purchased a new Nissan Sentra and managed to save 55K worth of superberries in the bank. If you would like to proclaim your passion for drugs, wish his mom well, or complement him for his savings, he can be reached at (901) 219-2235.

jfc Ralph the Meth retort
@Lord Akira you didn't just spill some tea you spilled the whole barrel of it. Gg my dude.

 

[KOVALSKY]

Alright fuck it, Ralph's mom is basically dying, and probably explains why he's a fucking wreck at this point. Not only does she have cirrhosis of the liver (what a shock for the Ralph bloodline), but double kidney failure requiring dialysis every couple of days. Ralph also has not one, but 2 DUIs, one in South Carolina and the other I believe in Kentucky. Likewise, Ralph has an enormous love of weed, constantly smoked weed, sold weed, and once even crashed his car while smoking weed during Hurricane Katrina (He was still in Memphis, but the storm had already passed through) Other substances Ralph explained to me that he had a passion for was cocaine, ecstasy/molly, and methamphetamine. Ralph was a smart boy though, besides buying an Olympic-sized pool's worth of bourbon, he recently purchased a new Nissan Sentra and managed to save 55K worth of superberries in the bank. If you would like to proclaim your passion for drugs, wish his mom well, or complement him for his savings, he can be reached at (901) 219-2235.

HOLY, FUCKING, SHIT...

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

God damn it, I leave for a few hours and in the interim Ralph and Andy have watched CP on stream. @theralph How do you manage to keep digging yourself deeper?

Edit:

Alright fuck it, Ralph's mom is basically dying, and probably explains why he's a fucking wreck at this point. Not only does she have cirrhosis of the liver (what a shock for the Ralph bloodline), but double kidney failure requiring dialysis every couple of days. Ralph also has not one, but 2 DUIs, one in South Carolina and the other I believe in Kentucky. Likewise, Ralph has an enormous love of weed, constantly smoked weed, sold weed, and once even crashed his car while smoking weed during Hurricane Katrina (He was still in Memphis, but the storm had already passed through) Other substances Ralph explained to me that he had a passion for was cocaine, ecstasy/molly, and methamphetamine. Ralph was a smart boy though, besides buying an Olympic-sized pool's worth of bourbon, he recently purchased a new Nissan Sentra and managed to save 55K worth of superberries in the bank. If you would like to proclaim your passion for drugs, wish his mom well, or complement him for his savings, he can be reached at (901) 219-2235.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Based and redpilled @Lord Akira

 

[Niggernerd]

He crashed when he was high around the Hurricane Katrina shit. His life is becoming the mess Katrina caused

You can't make this shit up. Holy shit Ralph what in the blue blazes you really are the typical southern belle coke, Meth, Molly, weed, DUI's and a whole lotta alchy

 

[Love Machine]

My sympathies to ralphs mother, I'm sorry for the sons she had.

 

[Draza]

Ralph and Warski:

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He's really gonna double down on this fuck up...WTF are doing Andy?

 

[Shady Attorney]

@Lord Akira how can I send you a SUPAH chat for the joy you have given me today?

 

[NSA]

Looks like Andy isn't the only one who likes to party FAAAAAWK YEAAAAH

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Alright fuck it, Ralph's mom is basically dying, and probably explains why he's a fucking wreck at this point. Not only does she have cirrhosis of the liver (what a shock for the Ralph bloodline), but double kidney failure requiring dialysis every couple of days. Ralph also has not one, but 2 DUIs, one in South Carolina and the other I believe in Kentucky. Likewise, Ralph has an enormous love of weed, constantly smoked weed, sold weed, and once even crashed his car while smoking weed during Hurricane Katrina (He was still in Memphis, but the storm had already passed through) Other substances Ralph explained to me that he had a passion for was cocaine, ecstasy/molly, and methamphetamine. Ralph was a smart boy though, besides buying an Olympic-sized pool's worth of bourbon, he recently purchased a new Nissan Sentra and managed to save 55K worth of superberries in the bank. If you would like to proclaim your passion for drugs, wish his mom well, or complement him for his savings, he can be reached at (901) 219-2235.

Wow, just wow. I knew his mom was dying, but the super berry estimate is way bigger than I had heard.
Holy shit Ralph, are you even paying Gator and Zidan? It sounds like you’re screwing them.

Fuck do they know just how much you make?

 

[Lord Akira]

@Lord Akira how can I send you a SUPAH chat for the joy you have given me today?

It's just a service, Ralph likes to dox, bully, and laugh at his pigs, so I figured since he can't put on a good show, he should become the show, a biopic that is.

 

[Degenerated]

I haven't had this much fun since yesterday.

 

[Niggernerd]

Ralph and Warski:

He's really gonna double down on this fuck up...WTF are doing Andy?

the real kicker is the sycophants who think nothing can go wrong with blabbing about it for everyone to see

 

[pwincess fwuffypants]

Alright fuck it, Ralph's mom is basically dying, and probably explains why he's a fucking wreck at this point. Not only does she have cirrhosis of the liver (what a shock for the Ralph bloodline), but double kidney failure requiring dialysis every couple of days. Ralph also has not one, but 2 DUIs, one in South Carolina and the other I believe in Kentucky. Likewise, Ralph has an enormous love of weed, constantly smoked weed, sold weed, and once even crashed his car while smoking weed during Hurricane Katrina (He was still in Memphis, but the storm had already passed through) Other substances Ralph explained to me that he had a passion for was cocaine, ecstasy/molly, and methamphetamine. Ralph was a smart boy though, besides buying an Olympic-sized pool's worth of bourbon, he recently purchased a new Nissan Sentra and managed to save 55K worth of superberries in the bank. If you would like to proclaim your passion for drugs, wish his mom well, or complement him for his savings, he can be reached at (901) 219-2235.

Null - beyond radioactive now. Fucking glowing in the dark.

 

[Sbralph]

Paypiggy redemption arc is in progress. All paypiggies, the floodgates are open; leak your shit.

 

[Colonel J]

Ralph, just hop offline until Monday. Play some bing-bing-wahooey till then. You have hatewatchers now and they'll take everything you do as a sign the show is failing. Do the smart thing and stop arguing with other streamers cause even if you do "win" the conversations your hatewatchers will just see it as you sperging.