🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Degenerated]

the real kicker is the sycophants who think nothing can go wrong with blabbing about it for everyone to see

My theory is that Zoom is responsible for this in order to help Andy save face and get out of potential law trouble. He sounded pretty distressed about Andy being so stupid and went AFK several times during the stream. May have been helping Andy.

 

[Squire of Gothos]

Other substances Ralph explained to me that he had a passion for was cocaine, ecstasy/molly, and methamphetamine.

Well I guess we found Andy's dealer. JFC Ralph no wonder you're such a defender of drugs, I hope you're better at selling drugs than exposing pedos because that's the only line of work you likely have skills at. All sympathy I've ever had for you and Warski is gone, I feel sorry for your mom but you should seriously end yourself.

 

[Zilortha]

The only people I've donated to on Stream.me were Ralph, Andy, SPCC, and Metokur.

Did you contribute the Miami Gofundme? Or anything else not on Stream.me related to any of this?
I figure it's worth asking, because didn't Dispatch go after people who'd donated? Idk. It just seems odd...

 

[Niggernerd]

so I figured since he can't put on a good show, he should become the show, a biopic that is.

The way you worded it. Spicy

 

[Love Machine]

Ralph, just hop offline until Monday. You have hatewatchers now and they'll take everything you do as a sign the show is failing. Do the smart thing and stop arguing with other streamers cause even if you do "win" the conversations your hatewatchers will just see it as you sperging.

Stop giving this piece of garbage advice.

 

[Hail Mandalore]

Ralph, just hop offline until Monday. You have hatewatchers now and they'll take everything you do as a sign the show is failing. Do the smart thing and stop arguing with other streamers cause even if you do "win" the conversations your hatewatchers will just see it as you sperging.

while true. He cannot resist.

 

[HarvurdChikee]

TOASTY!

 

[Lord Akira]

Well this has been quite cathartic I have to say, lesson learned for all my paypigs, never donate to these fucking assholes. They don't care about you, just your wallet and their bottom line.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Null - beyond radioactive now. Fucking glowing in the dark.

Null is a big boy and knows what's best for him, but he's also a feeder and Ralph is fat sooo... yikes.

 

[Lord Akira]

Did you contribute the Miami Gofundme? Or anything else not on Stream.me related to any of this?
I figure it's worth asking, because didn't Dispatch go after people who'd donated? Idk. It just seems odd...

I thought the IRL shit was gay and never donated to it.

 

[KOVALSKY]

My sympathies to ralphs mother, I'm sorry for the sons she had.

I genuinely feel bad she has to put up with this shit

 

[P-40 Warhawk]

Two coke heads in Miami, f-f-f-fawk yeah!! ?

 

[pwincess fwuffypants]

Well this has been quite cathartic I have to say, lesson learned for all my paypigs, never donate to these fucking assholes. They don't care about you, just your wallet and their bottom line.

If he truly (((cared))) he would've kept your information secret, because shekels are sacrosanct. But he's a drug addled clown, who can barely tie his own shoelaces.

 

[Freddy Freaker]

Null - beyond radioactive now. Fucking glowing in the dark.

So would you say he's a government agent of African persuasion?

Fucking hell I'm gone a few hours and Andy and ralph are watching cp and then telling everybody how and where they found it. Epic wéen! We totally owned those pedos! What do you mean it was a fed op?

Also ralph confirmed pure southern junkie trash to nobody's surprise

 

[000%]

Fucking hell I'm gone a few hours and Andy and ralph are watching cp and then telling everybody how and where they found it. Epic wéen! We totally owned those pesos! What do you mean it was a fed op?

I really wasn't kidding earlier. You miss a few hours and you miss an entire fucking arc of drama. This is moving at the speed of light.

 

[Superman93]

Alright fuck it, Ralph's mom is basically dying, and probably explains why he's a fucking wreck at this point. Not only does she have cirrhosis of the liver (what a shock for the Ralph bloodline), but double kidney failure requiring dialysis every couple of days. Ralph also has not one, but 2 DUIs, one in South Carolina and the other I believe in Kentucky. Likewise, Ralph has an enormous love of weed, constantly smoked weed, sold weed, and once even crashed his car while smoking weed during Hurricane Katrina (He was still in Memphis, but the storm had already passed through) Other substances Ralph explained to me that he had a passion for was cocaine, ecstasy/molly, and methamphetamine. Ralph was a smart boy though, besides buying an Olympic-sized pool's worth of bourbon, he recently purchased a new Nissan Sentra and managed to save 55K worth of superberries in the bank. If you would like to proclaim your passion for drugs, wish his mom well, or complement him for his savings, he can be reached at (901) 219-2235.

/cow/ is going to have a field day with this .

 

[AlisterMycroft]

"THERE IS NO USING A MOVEMENT YOU JEW HATING PIECE OF SHIT! GO SUCK IA'S DICK!"

The Ralphawhale from the Gamergunt days has emerged from his Hibernation.

I know people can hear Ralph reeeee in that clip but am I the only one that doesn't hear a man autisticly scream but rather a pig Squee?

 

[Nobunaga]

Not gonna lie, former killstream supporter here, is fun watching ralph and co burn to the ground but seriously, how do you manage to fuck the most easy job in the world?

 

[Dingus Egg]

I know people can hear Ralph reeeee in that clip but am I the only one that doesn't hear a man autisticly scream but rather a pig Squee?

Surprised no one has made a pig out of gunt yet tbh.

 

[Shady Attorney]

he can be reached at (901) 219-2235.

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