🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[BrainProlapse]

I thought with the KS on pause until Monday i wouldn't be waking up to another 20 pages of dumb shit from the Gunt and Cokeski, but no they just had to go ahead and tip off a ring of paedophiles. I knew they weren't exactly the brightest of people but only the stupidest fuckers out there would knowingly download 35gb of CP.

I used to be a fan of both of them like a lot of posters here, but they've managed to copy the Jarbo Effect; they destroyed their own fanbases by making you feel ashamed you ever liked them. Ralph is a short-tempered drunk who'll lash out for minor slights and Andy is a chubby chasing drug fiend with terminally low IQ and the worst taste in friends.

This all started when they let that chinless pedophile Corey Barnhill latch on and now he's got what he wanted; he'll probably take the top spot on stream.me this week and unless there's a miracle Baked/MundaneMatt/Tonka stream on Monday the Killstream will be dead in the water.

The only good thing to come out of all this is the rise of Rekeita; hopefully he takes over the Killstream timeslot.

@Null are you still going on the Monday stream?

 

[KOVALSKY]

Ralph trying some chat damage control, still not looking good for you champ.

Also are we "Sperg Patrol" does that mean we patrol the spergs? lolol oft self-burn @theralph

 

[pwincess fwuffypants]

And dialysis is a really slow and painful way to go. I saw my grandfather with needle tracks like a junkie's from so much dialysis and it only prolonged his life for a few years anyway. A few painful miserable years. Honestly, if some doctor told me it was either dialysis or death, I'd put my affairs in order and pick death. Wouldn't even stop to think about it, I've seen what it did. Nope.

 

[Chichan]

And for no other reason than they just want attention and shekels. Not even the pseudomorality of the SJWs.

You should talk to @DispatchCommit about that. He might even have you on his stream to talk about it.

The Gunt Wars. When he decided to pick a fight with Dispatch and Dispatch fought back. But that wasn't what really CAUSED the decline, it just catalyzed a bunch of stuff that were already ongoing and kicked them all into a higher gear.

I think the Knoxville thing in general is what started it. If the picture with Dick and them was never taken then you never would had seen Ralph's disgusting hanging flesh which had started the gunt meme that got his goat. We never would have known Andy was cavorting with Kierstan and people were going to use Andy as some sort of fall guy if it hadn't been leaked. Also had Andy not had a spat with Tonka Zoom wouldn't have a good enough reason to worm his way into their lives. It's like the skeptics coming back on a high horse from Vid-Con thinking they are the shit, but they are to busy indulging in the dopamine and being internet fwiends and setting up KillRoy that all kinds of bullshit gets leaked. You find out most of the people are fucking fakes, they did all kinds of degenerate shit and some are shekel whores then the back stabbing happens. It's the same shit different people all over again. Ralph and Andy spent too much time in the fast lane instead taking a good hard look at who they surround themselves with and coming up with better content then just riding the coattails of the Knoxville high. Instead Andy gets himself fucked over again and Ralph decides to drink his worries away even though its fucking with his show and is making him sperg more all the while still collecting money while letting the people who support him get doxed because he got comfy with Zoom. The Ralphamale cries out in pain as he strikes you.

 

[Wheelchair]

Ralph trying some chat damage control, still not looking good for you champ.

Also are we "Sperg Patrol" does that mean we patrol the spergs? lolol oft self-burn @theralph

"It's nothing goym, what are you talking about? We just watched some CP on livestream, doxed some paypigs, had a mental breakdown or two, nothing will come out of this." Holy shit this guy is retarded. If you've "been through this" before why would you keep doing it to yourself @theralph

 

[Lord Akira]

Have you stopped paypigging for Warski now that he revealed he is likely using his income on drugs?

I've stopped paypigging in general, Andy actually revoked my mod status in his chat because I timed out one of his pigs and deleted their message during that trashfire of a stream.

 

[PorkchopSandwiches]

Ralph trying some chat damage control, still not looking good for you champ.

Also are we "Sperg Patrol" does that mean we patrol the spergs? lolol oft self-burn @theralph

How nice of Ralph to confirm his phone number is still good.

 

[Lord Akira]

How nice of Ralph to confirm his phone number is still good.

Does this mean that Ralph is checking into Rehab?

 

[pwincess fwuffypants]

He's seriously calling into question whether he's even a lolcow and should have a thread here.

Let's give him time, though. He might chimp out. I suppose.

So, do you still question whether he is one or not?

 

[KOVALSKY]

Ralph trying some chat damage control, still not looking good for you champ.

So, do you still question whether he is one or not?

I think he answered that question on his own, multiple fucking times.

 

[donjulio]

So I take it that whole Warski vs JF / Ralph vs Baked fight isn't going to happen

Edit: Well at least we have this cosy trash fire.

 

[Peepoo]

Immortalized here: Andy Warsky Is a stupid faggot

 

[Lord Akira]

Here's a breakdown of the past 24 hours for our friends too lazy to go back:
-Ralph wakes up and goes on Cog's stream
-His current nemesis Dispatch joins the call, causing Ralph to sperg out in a manner that overshadows his LeoPirate tirade
-Comes back here to sperg at me and others DAS BULLSHIT AKIRA I DID NOT DOX and drops details that basically prove he did
-Decides to go onstream with Andy Big-brainski to view 35 GB of CP and attempt to expose a pedophile ring
-Stream turns into a total trashfire, chat revolting at Ralph, and the pedos get the drop, allowing them to flee/destroy evidence
-Not only did these two retards distribute and view CP INTERNATIONALLY, but they might have botched a federal investigation and Ralph's probation might have been broken

Brought to you by Woodford Reserve.

 

[pwincess fwuffypants]

I have recently come into posession of footage which appears to detail Ralph's first night in the cell with his roomate Tyrone Bubba

As you can see he is "fitting in" nicely

This is the future you chose @theralph

 

[PorkchopSandwiches]

Here's a breakdown of the past 24 hours for our friends too lazy to go back:
-Ralph wakes up and goes on Cog's stream
-His current nemesis Dispatch joins the call, causing Ralph to sperg out in a manner that overshadows his LeoPirate tirade
-Comes back here to sperg at me and others DAS BULLSHIT AKIRA I DID NOT DOX and drops details that basically prove he did
-Decides to go onstream with Andy Big-brainski to view 35 GB of CP and attempt to expose a pedophile ring
-Stream turns into a total trashfire, chat revolting at Ralph, and the pedos get the drop, allowing them to flee/destroy evidence
-Not only did these two exceptional individuals distribute and view CP INTERNATIONALLY, but they might have botched a federal investigation and Ralph's probation might have been broken

Brought to you by Woodford Reserve and Colombia's finest cocaine.

FTFY

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

I went through Ralph in his stream chat, and I noticed he used sperg patrol quite a bit. That’s literally skeptic speak.

Is anyone else noticing that Ralph and Gator are increasingly acting like skeptics? I swear they’re arguing with the same pilpul and pulling the same sort of passive aggressive and two-faced bullshit.

 

[KOVALSKY]

I went through Ralph in his stream chat, and I noticed he used sperg patrol quite a bit. That’s literally skeptic speak.

Is anyone else noticing that Ralph and Gator are increasingly acting like skeptics? I swear they’re arguing with the same pilpul and pulling the same sort of passive aggressive and two-faced bullshit.

Once a skeptic, always a skeptic! It's why I wasn't shocked to see COG kissing the gunt yesterday.

 

[Larry Anon]

-Decides to go onstream with Andy Big-brainski to view 35 GB of CP and attempt to expose a pedophile ring

I still can't believe this really happened, and I laugh my balls off every time I think about it. How is this real? How did this really happen?
Someone PLEASE put subtitles on this clip explaining the Ralph & Andy CP Adventures.

 

[Rabbi Yehonatan]

Does this mean that Ralph is checking into Rehab?

screams like a fucking autist
watches cp
can't even understand what he's saying

Is Ralph the long lost relative of Ross?

 

[The_MmmBop_Gang]

Yes. YES.

Burn it all down.

Fuck every one of these retards. Woo boy it's gonna be an interesting Friday!