🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Smarty Pants]

A simple guide to not being Ethan Ralph:
-have an IQ above 80
-Don't be a massive lush
-Don't hitch your wagon to an even bigger exceptional individual/lolcow
-Don't bully other streamers/users like @KOVALSKY, @DispatchCommit, and Wild Goose of all fucking people
-Don't make allegiances with known backstabbers like Zoom because they go after your enemies
-Don't dox any of your supporters, especially multiple times
-Don't sperg out online when you get caught doing said doxing while "on hiatus"
-Don't use lame-ass excuses like 'muh bad headspace' to justify your actions
-"Just sit down, be entertaining, and read the superberries"
-Don't pathologically lie about stupid shit
And my favorite
-DON'T FUCKING DOWNLOAD, DISTRIBUTE, AND LOOK UP CHILD PORN ON A FUCKING LIVESTREAM YOU FUCKING IMBECILE

Feel free to add if needed.

-Don't be fat

...

You thought there was something to see here? NOPE!

 

[Bryan Dunn]

This stupid motherfucker is acting like nothing ever happened. Hes really going down that route? Does he not realize what the fuck is coming down the pipes? Is he really this stupid that he thinks if he just pretends everything is fine and keeps booking guests itll go away? @theralph take a break man.

 

[Niggernerd]

Is he really this stupid

This is the same guy who streamed with Andy looking at CP.

 

[Garth]

Just got a chance to catch up. As I read through this thread all I can hear is Rackets screaming over and over

"WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?"

 

[KOVALSKY]

View attachment 681153

We sh

This stupid motherfucker is acting like nothing ever happened. Hes really going down that route? Does he not realize what the fuck is coming down the pipes? Is he really this stupid that he thinks if he just pretends everything is fine and keeps booking guests itll go away? @theralph take a break man.
View attachment 681156

Someone better inform these people that @theralph might be in FBI custody by Monday.

 

[Well Fuck]

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

At least @theralph's gunt should (hopefully?) provide some padding to help protect him from prison shivs.

 

[KOVALSKY]

BAKED ALASKA WON!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rabbi Yehonatan]

Reminds me of Shoenice tbh

Yeah but unlike shoenice he won’t be eating dog shit on the street, he will be eating BBC in the prison showers instead.

 

[Niggernerd]

Inb4 Andy starts threatening to sue KF for slonder

 

[BrainProlapse]

It's a really shitty move to have Nick and Dick come on the Monday show despite knowing he's gonna be facing some serious heat for his actions. Using them as a shield to try to keep some goodwill from the fans is so transparent and pathetic.

Typical that he's only started putting effort into booking good guests and landing interviews after the gunt has already started to rot.

 

[Larry Anon]

Inb4 Andy starts threatening to sue KF for slonder

Why would Andy sue MundaneMatt?

 

[Niggernerd]

View attachment 681160

It's a really shitty move to have Nick and Dick come on the Monday show despite knowing he's gonna be facing some serious heat for his actions. Using them as a shield to try to keep some goodwill from the fans is so transparent and pathetic.

Typical that he's only started putting effort into booking good guests and landing interviews after the gunt has already started to rot.

Nick and Dick saved by the feds hopefully.

Why would Andy sue MundaneMatt?

He's jealous of dear boulders success

 

[Freeman]

Nick, Dick, and Josh sounds like a good show and an interview with Dankula is pretty nice as well.
If only the dopey cunt had done what he said and stayed offline 'til Monday he could nave come back with a bang, instead we got this shitshow.

 

[Smarty Pants]

It's a really shitty move to have Nick and Dick come on the Monday show despite knowing he's gonna be facing some serious heat for his actions. Using them as a shield to try to keep some goodwill from the fans is so transparent and pathetic.
Typical that he's only started putting effort into booking good guests and landing interviews after the gunt has already started to rot.

Nick and Dick don't have a reason to cuck to the gunt. I have serious doubt that they'll refrain from asking "So what's all this business about you watching CP on stream"? I really hope Josh is keeping up with the happenings because neither Nick nor Dick will know enough about this and are susceptible to Ethan's lies and pilpul.

I don't know if Null's going on to play nice or what, he's certainly not going to tell us here where Ethan lurks literally 24/7.

 

[Tomboy Respecter]

Nick, Dick, and Josh sounds like a good show and an interview with Dankula is pretty nice as well.
If only the dopey cunt had done what he said and stayed offline 'til Monday he could nave come back with a bang, instead we got this shitshow.

I agree that'll be a good show, but Ralph being too retarded to do things the average person can do without thinking about it will make the show even more entertaining in all honesty.

 

[TPDPolice]

Ralph go to AAA, get some help, lose some weight

You either meant to type "AA" or you made a masterful fat joke

 

[Smarty Pants]

hihihihi

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Nick and Dick don't have a reason to cuck to the gunt. I have serious doubt that they'll refrain from asking "So what's all this business about you watching CP on stream"? I really hope Josh is keeping up with the happenings because neither Nick nor Dick will know enough about this and are susceptible to Ethan's lies and pilpul.

I don't know if Null's going on to play nice or what, he's certainly not going to tell us here where Ethan lurks literally 24/7.

Josh probably won't bring this up. I think bringing this up will look like giving Zoom a win, which he obviously wants to avoid at all costs.

 

[Niggernerd]

hihihihi
View attachment 681173

[Seinfeld theme.mp3]