Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,453 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,602
I found Rekieta's Greerstreams while bored.

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I was not disappointed.

Since there's over 1300 pages, is there a good place to start for a watcher to a new cow?
 
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Ma_Hooty said:
I found Rekieta's Greerstreams while bored.

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I was not disappointed.

Since there's over 1300 pages, is there a good place to start for a watcher to a new cow?
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The OP covers a lot of the biggest things, though not everything. Click through a bunch of the screenshots there.

And definitely read his book. He does a better job explaining his craziness than any comment on this thread can.
 
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Ma_Hooty said:
I found Rekieta's Greerstreams while bored.

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I was not disappointed.

Since there's over 1300 pages, is there a good place to start for a watcher to a new cow?
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Welcome. I'd reccomend starting with the Ariana Grande trial transcript. All that is Russ is obliterated by the judge and opposing attorney and it is a thing of beauty.
 
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So this Tommy guy is bringing new people to see what old Russell Greer is all about? There is a lot to take in when it comes to the perpetual cow of the year candidate that is Russ!

While the OP is certainly fantastic in covering Russ, it really is the tip of the iceberg. I recommend reading the whole thread, just for the pure insanity, laughs and shake your head moments. Then for the legal folks like a few of us who have that interest, there are the reams of court documents to read and marvel at. I uploaded a fair amount from one of his suits. Then there is his books, his music, his drier than a nun's cunt thirst posts on Instagram chicks profile, job troubles, housing troubles, politics, prostitutes, his deformity and his plights! I could go on. You name it, Russell Greer has fucked it up!

But yeah, welcome to RussWorld all you followers of the old man in a dress who enjoys being a pedo/dog fucker!
 
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I’m also pretty new to Russ, and the one thing I haven’t been able to figure out is “magical star buddy.” What’s the source on that?
 
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I’m also pretty new to Russ, and the one thing I haven’t been able to figure out is “magical star buddy.” What’s the source on that?
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A chinese newspaper ran an article on him during the first swiftsuit, and one of the phrases they used roughly translates to "magical star buddy"
 
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It was Google translate.

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The mere fact that his tie matches his phone case should tell you everything you need to know about Russell Greer. For those that don't know, he can't close his mouth, which has provided many laughs, memes and nicknames! "I was born this way", as Russ likes to inform people who think he looks like a freak.

Many in the grocery stores and Starbucks may never truly know that the slack-jawed freak standing in front of them is infamous on the Internet and is much more of a freak then they could ever possibly imagine!
 
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Holy shit fuckers anonymous i go for a few days and gristle has been magically star buddying i love it.
 
Cilleystring said:
The OP covers a lot of the biggest things, though not everything. Click through a bunch of the screenshots there.

And definitely read his book. He does a better job explaining his craziness than any comment on this thread can.
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Personally I suggest against reading the book because Nick Rekieta has now read all of it on stream and it’s so, so much better with heckling commentary.
 
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Ma_Hooty said:
I found Rekieta's Greerstreams while bored.

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I was not disappointed.

Since there's over 1300 pages, is there a good place to start for a watcher to a new cow?
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If you want to know more, check out his book!

All you really need to know is that the dude has moebius syndrome and considers his disability an entitlement to just ridiculous things--that no normal person would get or even expect anyway. He never really changes or does anything different, the big thing is that he thinks that because he did something, it's good, and if he hears back about anything at all, it must be 100% a-go instead of a formal polite response.

To me, one majorly funny thing is that for a while he used to make these ridiculous self-aggrandizing screen names that weren't anything to flex over, like "MisunderstoodCoolDude2021" or "TheAmazinglyUnderestimatedAwesomeRusselGreer". It's just like, fuck. I mean I get it, I like to come up with random shit and I like to try to make a creative username (if I think Im ever gonna come back to the website which I didnt when I signed up here) but it's like, dude, yorue trying to market yourself as an "Artist" and you cant even prove yourself creative or at least unique or original?

Even his songs are all ballads in response to some other artist's song. Like, he's not creative, but beyond that he probably wouldnt create if it werent in reaction to something or to meet some end goal. And TBH I kind of get that too. It's why people like art; the greats make it look easy. It's innately human and being human means it's hard.
 
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