🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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MidUSA said:
Did this mustard guy get image posting rights after the event they talk about? If so, that would blow away any benefit of the doubt (as if anyone has any left for Ralph at this point) that Ralph intended it as a joke but mustard took it serious.
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Yup mustard not only confirmed this was true, but also provided screenshots of his DM's with Ralph proving it.

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(context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_2FH53MpHQ)
 

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Smarty Pants said:
Dispatch you've been very quiet on the recent scandal. Do you have something in the works or are you too busy long-dicking cheerleaders and doxing paypigs?
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Well KittyStyle resurfaced recently on Dlive so spent some time over there.
Beyond that, I got behind on sorting my archives, so went through and cleaned those up, and while doing that I also threw together a few clips and edits.
(I'll get back with you on the cheerleaders)

Bottles.wav

Dust in the Wind (Ethanol Ralph Cover ft. Makers Mark) - mp3

ThisGirlIsOnFire.mp3

And an edit of the CP stream stream to highlight some key parts - streamable

 
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"It's not child porn because the underage girls only showed their asses."

Said by Ralph on Cog's stream.

Austin Jones tried that as a defense not too long ago. "Oh, they were twerking, that's not child porn."

He's now facing upwards of 20 years for possession and soliciting child porn, and those twerking videos were used against him as well. Genitals don't need to be shown, what matters is the intention of the depictions, you overused prison fucktoy. Get an attorney @theralph because you are going to fucking need it.
 
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OnionSperg must have some kind of sixth sense because anytime his daddy Ralph gets shit talked in a stream he shows up magically. I was watching Tevin's stream yesterday and some asked Tevin to play the Ralph REEEEEEEE clip which he did a poll on and people voted he play... literally minutes later Onion shows up in chat shit talking Dispatch who wasn't even in the chat, I wasn't able to screenshot all of it because I was on mobile at the time but got this image:
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Then late last night when some skinhead meth addict was showing his ass on stream.me Onion shows up again because of the negative Ralph memes and gets muted constantly until he gives the mods and ultimatum:
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So Onion is a proven sped and proven flagger, I wonder if Ralph will disavow this indivdual?

Also this part was my favorite bit of his Yelp review:
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(Yes I know it was just a throwaway but it still made me smugly chuckle)
 
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Spectre_06 said:
"It's not child porn because the underage girls only showed their asses."

Said by Ralph on Cog's stream.

Austin Jones tried that as a defense not too long ago. "Oh, they were twerking, that's not child porn."

He's now facing upwards of 20 years for possession and soliciting child porn, and those twerking videos were used against him as well. Genitals don't need to be shown, what matters is the intention of the depictions, you overused prison fucktoy. Get an attorney @theralph because you are going to fucking need it.
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Stop hollering you stupid a-log. It's not like he admitted to looking at 15 year olds showing their asses on stream like a complete sped as a defense. It's not like he admitted they looked at some 15 yo that had emojis covering her nipples and joked about it.

You fucking a-logs make me sick. It's a nothingburger, probably won't cover it on the Killstream. MAYBE he'll do 5 minutes on it, but it's literally nothing. It's a non-issue you fucking a-log sperg!

30 second-long deep sigh

AUGHAGUHAGAUHGAGUAGUGAUGAUGAUGAUGAG. Banned.

See you Monday on the one and only Killstream.
 
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Spectre_06 said:
"It's not child porn because the underage girls only showed their asses."

Said by Ralph on Cog's stream.

Austin Jones tried that as a defense not too long ago. "Oh, they were twerking, that's not child porn."

He's now facing upwards of 20 years for possession and soliciting child porn, and those twerking videos were used against him as well. Genitals don't need to be shown, what matters is the intention of the depictions, you overused prison fucktoy. Get an attorney @theralph because you are going to fucking need it.
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So if the F.B.I. actually does notice what happened, he's probably fucked?
 
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Slimboy Fat said:
The IBS crown is like some ancient cursed relic, blessed with a million superberries but cursed not to fade into obscurity, but to explode into extremely entertaining shitshows. There's nothing quite like watching it all happen in real time
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Being an IBS follower is like being Bruce Willis in the Sixth Sense, except instead of listening to stories about dead people, we’re listening to stories about retards. At the end of the movie, we realize that we’re also retarded (which is the only reason we care about retard drama), and have been so all along.
 
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The new ralph/zoom truce is apparently due to stream.me putting their foot down and saying no more drama. That's according to Zoom, though, so take it with a grain of salt. The peanut galleries current conspiracy theory is that ralph cried to the admins for help. Zoom's thread is basically dead and its related to both so I'm putting it here instead.

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