Captain Marvel - Literally, from "her" to "hero"

Are you actually going to watch this flick?

  • No

    Votes: 74 17.0%
  • Fuck, no

    Votes: 177 40.7%
  • Not in cinemas

    Votes: 81 18.6%
  • Yes

    Votes: 40 9.2%
  • (((Yes)))

    Votes: 20 4.6%
  • Twitter told me I must, I can't say no, you white-cis-sexist-oppresive scum!

    Votes: 43 9.9%

  • Total voters
    435
My mother saw the poster to Captain Marvel and remarked, "Is that Nicole Kidman?" Good job Brie for getting mistaken for a woman twice your age.



The post he talks about is here:
and a follow up with plot spoilers:

So the resolution to Endgame is going to depend on some Bill & Ted time travel shenanigans? Lacking both George Carlin and Station I am dubious on their ability to pull that off.

Everyone that turned into dust was repaired.

Lame. It would be far more interesting to continue the series in a universe with that halved population.
 
So the resolution to Endgame is going to depend on some Bill & Ted time travel shenanigans? Lacking both George Carlin and Station I am dubious on their ability to pull that off.
I mean Bill and Ted's third movie is coming out in 2020, so maybe there is a wild card to this and that either Keanu Reeves, Alex Winter, and/or the writers of that upcoming film poke fun at the current SJW culture of the mass media including film industry. Bill and Ted, as well as Clockstoppers, Back to the Future trilogy, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Chrono Trigger, Crash Bandicoot 3, TMNT IV: Turtles in Time, Steins;Gate, Phil of the Future, Time Squad, the SpongeBob episode where Squidward goes back in time, H.G. Well's Time Machine, even X-Men: Day's of Future's Past... after reading the spoilers for Endgame, they're way better at telling stories about implementing time traveling than anything from the MCU. Just fuck off Disney and fuck off Brie Larson.
 
Oh lord this shit just happened.

Was happily playing RE 2 with my father watching (it's a thing we do just to spend time together), and then he asked me out of the blue if I wanted to see Captain Marvel. I responded with a flat out "No".

Then he responded with "Why not?" in a whiny tone

"I don't want to fucking watch it"

And then he storms out the room right after that.
 
Oh lord this shit just happened.

Was happily playing RE 2 with my father watching (it's a thing we do just to spend time together), and then he asked me out of the blue if I wanted to see Captain Marvel. I responded with a flat out "No".

Then he responded with "Why not?" in a whiny tone

"I don't want to fucking watch it"

And then he storms out the room right after that.

"I can't believe I raised a misogynist!"

Does your dad eat a lot of soy-based products, by any chance?
 
Oh lord this shit just happened.

Was happily playing RE 2 with my father watching (it's a thing we do just to spend time together), and then he asked me out of the blue if I wanted to see Captain Marvel. I responded with a flat out "No".

Then he responded with "Why not?" in a whiny tone

"I don't want to fucking watch it"

And then he storms out the room right after that.
"I can't believe I raised a misogynist!"

Does your dad eat a lot of soy-based products, by any chance?
Is he your actual dad?
 
SOME REPORTS INDICATE CAPTAIN MARVEL IS THE ONLY MOVIE PLAYING AT SOME THEATERS DURING PREMIERE WEEK
Posted on March 2, 2019, 5:10 pm By Billy D
There are reports popping up around the web that some movie theaters have blocked out every other movie at the theater between March 8th and March 14th to specifically, and exclusively, only show Captain Marvel.

The news gained notoriety after it was discussed on an episode from the YouTube channel ClownFish TV on February 28th, 2019.

The video covers the topic of users only being able to purchase tickets for Captain Marvel at some theaters a week out from release. Tickets for other movies are not available at certain theaters.


It turned out that this was not limited to just the United States, where certain theaters have apparently only made it possible to purchase tickets for Captain Marvel and Captain Marvel alone.

It wasn’t just limited to the U.S., though. Others in Australia also reported something similar, stating that certain theaters in Perth were only allowing movie goers to purchase tickets for Captain Marvel, and the same applied to some people from Mexico, too.

Not everyone was convinced that this was Disney trying to muscle their female-led super hero flick into the capitalist consciousness of the general public. Over on the Kotaku in Action sub-reddit, user DeathhillGames offered a possible explanation as to why so many theaters are only allowing users to purchase tickets for the upcoming super hero flick, writing…

“[…] Like I said, theaters release new lineups on Thursday for the next week – there might be exceptions but that appears to be the general business practice.

“I would imagine it allows them to gauge popularity and adjust their lineup to fit demand before the weekend, without promising and then cancelling a show time that just isn’t getting enough interest. Certain foreign films or blockbusters on opening weekend are guaranteed to have some slots though, so they can put those on the schedule further ahead of time.

”If you look further out, like Friday March 15th you’ll probably see one or two other random films scheduled that aren’t Captain Marvel, because that’s the second week run and they’re waiting to see if it’s popular and how many showings they need to designate to it.”
A few others also argued that it could be movie theaters looking to gauge interest first on the week of release, and that things might change after the opening weekend when the movie finally premieres.

YouTuber Odin’s Movie Blog had a similar argument that appeared to concur with DeathHillGames’ assessment, claiming that at Fandango the reason that only Captain Marvel shows up is because other local theaters have not yet turned in their schedules.


Cosmicbook.news also shot down the idea that there was a conspiracy involving Disney trying to force Fandango to only sell movie tickets of Captain Marvelbetween March 7th and March 14th.

However, the issue seems to go beyond what’s being sold at Fandango.

For instance, there were people over in Malaysia commenting that at their local theaters there is no other movie tickets available except for Captain Marvel. This was discussed at length over on the Lowyat.net forums, where a few users stated that GSC and TGV theaters did not offer tickets for any other movie during the week except for Captain Marvel.

Another user also sent One Angry Gamer screenshots indicating that at their local theater, only Captain Marvel tickets are available for purchase, with no other movies being available for an entire week, starting March 7th. This included the Bintang Megamall and the theater at the Imperial City Mall.

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Others have also reported that all of their local theaters have also removed anything else from the line-up other than Captain Marvel, so if you show up the only movie you’ll be able to see at the theater is Marvel’s new super hero flick.

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So what does all of this mean? Well, skeptics say that people need to chill out and wait until Thursday when the schedules are updated at local theaters. Pessimists believe that this is Disney’s way to force people to only see Captain Marvel at theaters in major movie theaters. Others are waiting to see how all of this turns out.

It’s definitely obvious that there is an agenda to heavily push Captain Marvel to the forefront of the public’s consciousness in a very conspicuous and undeniable way, and the media have definitely played their part in aligning with Disney’s agenda. This latest bit of news, however, has people torn and debating on just how far Disney’s agenda may extend, or if it’s even part of the agenda and that maybe some people are seeing ghosts. We’ll definitely find out once the movie theater schedules are updated for the March 8th weekend.

(Thanks for the news tip Vic)
 
I'm gonna see it. I plugged my ears for Black Panther because I couldn't give a fuck what kind of political/cultural circus people wanted to make out of it. It was a predictably formulaic and routinely competent film that I think got massively overrated. I'm gonna do the same for Captain Marvel. If I based my media consumption off of whether or not I approved of the behavior of the people in the film itself, I'd have fuck-all to watch. If it were Kevin Feige acting like a shit, I might feel differently. To this day I haven't walked out of a MCU flick think it wasn't worth my time and maybe Captain Marvel will be different, but I've got no reason to suspect it will be.

It's all much ado about nothing. I unplugged my ears briefly enough to see that people are reacting about something Larson said like half a year ago and I can't help but think that airing months-old shit at a time where its poised to do some damage is the type of shit I've seen people on the other side of the isle form me do. I think it's tacky, no matter who does it, no matter why.

I'm prepared to eat shit for it if the movie turns out to be ass, but I honestly think it's going to be like Black Panther. Formulaic, predictable, competent, and middling compared to the better entries and not at all warranting the shit show hanging onto it right now.
 
I'm prepared to eat shit for it if the movie turns out to be ass, but I honestly think it's going to be like Black Panther. Formulaic, predictable, competent, and middling compared to the better entries and not at all warranting the shit show hanging onto it right now.
Oh it'll be successful, but it will not be another Black Panther hit. To me, that film was a once in a lifetime lightning in a bottle. I doubt Captain Marvel will repeat that.
 
Oh lord this shit just happened.

Was happily playing RE 2 with my father watching (it's a thing we do just to spend time together), and then he asked me out of the blue if I wanted to see Captain Marvel. I responded with a flat out "No".

Then he responded with "Why not?" in a whiny tone

"I don't want to fucking watch it"

And then he storms out the room right after that.
Oh come on that couldn't have happened
 
why would your dad want to go see Captain Marvel tho? did he see Wonder Woman? is he a Marvel guy? so many questions
 
Marvel guy.

And he's legit he grew up with the comics, I remember when I was like 3-4 he had these painted models of Green Goblin and Spider-Man. And he introduced me to Spider-Man growing up.

Trust me on this it happened.
You have to be like 9 with your dad grew up with this captain marvel...
 
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Marvel guy.

And he's legit he grew up with the comics, I remember when I was like 3-4 he had these painted models of Green Goblin and Spider-Man. And he introduced me to Spider-Man growing up.

Trust me on this it happened.
Alright that makes a little more sense. Does he even recognise Manvers now?
 
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