🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Lord Akira]

oh man gator the true Chad. his story didn't sound fake. Totally not a perma virgin.
Even Dick wasn't falling for it but was just being nice.

It was at that moment Dick realized what he had done.

Something I just realized is the whole gunt meme could have been avoided if Ralph unzipped his jacket for that photo. It's not even that his clothes were ill-fitting, but they just got caught up in layers and bunched up because he zipped up. Imagine a whole psyche-undoing meme caused by not undoing your jacket indoors.

 

[zyclonPD]

To be fair I don't think it's someone else's fault for any of the actions Ralph has taken recently

I believe I have seen some people trying to chock it up to "oh well mama Ralph is Sick." If that's the case @theralph needs to get the fuck over it and separate personal from private life. Even if that is the case, that's no excuse for the unprofessional spaghetti slinging he does at every chance when your Job is to stream and be a personality. You need to carry yourself better if you honestly want to be taken seriously as a show host.

He's still a massive sperg, but are we supposed to sit here and hope his life goes to shit?

Ralph has options of blue collar work. I won't feel sorry for him in the least if he is forced to fill out a job application for a local contractor and run shingles up a roof or something. Anybody who defends him because they think he is unhirable or thinks he can't get a job are literally r-etarded of the entire blue collar working world. Anybody in those spheres would almost be untouchable by some one like Zoom. No foreman on a site is going to take a phone call from a fat fbi agent wannabe and listen to supposed pedo allegations. He's going to tell him to bring a court notice or some fucking proof, tell him the guy shows up to work and does his job, and not to call again or risk getting his ass beat. Ralph has options and it actually offends me that people act like this guy will be penniless and on the streets if he has to stop doing his dumb internet show. Also there are literally more shows that do the same thing Ralph does. Maybe they don't have the history, but there is likely a 800 sub channel on youtube right now that does Ralph's shtick of news/current events/minor drama and does it with less exceptionalism because they don't have an inflated ego of that one time they were getting 12k viewers a night.

All this is not to say that is what you @Smarty Pants are exactly implying, but I'm making a point. Ralph will be alright without the Killstream. Now whether he actually gets off his ass and works is a different matter entirely. Maybe he is just coasting as long as he can until his mom actually dies then gets her life insurance policy cashout then lives on that for the next 20 years.

 

[P-40 Warhawk]

Instances of what? Doxing Nick DeOreo? He isn't some random innocent, and he wasn't a supporter, was he?
I mean wasn't DeOreo the guy who made a video on @zyclonPD doxing people on Ralph's forum?
Something about letting the plategang speds dox him is sort of poetic.

Doesn't Nick DeOrio stream with Tommy C too? Or is it a different guy?

 

[Zilortha]

Doesn't Nick DeOrio stream with Tommy C too? Or is it a different guy?

Yeah, same guy.

 

[Niggernerd]

It was at that moment Dick realized what he had done.

Something I just realized is the whole gunt meme could have been avoided if Ralph unzipped his jacket for that photo. It's not even that his clothes were ill-fitting, but they just got caught up in layers and bunched up because he zipped up. Imagine a whole psyche-undoing meme caused by not undoing your jacket indoors.

Zipped clothes ruined Ralph's career.
I'm highly intrigued by this plot twist.

 

[zyclonPD]

This is what I'm curious about now. I had never heard of Geek before he started co-hosting for Andy. Didn't they have a falling out a few days ago that you were somehow involved in Akira? @zyclonPD weren't you teasing a new OP on our resident snake sometime soon? And this whole doomsday Vordrak cult thing I think will probably deserve its own thread in turn unless its just larp happy faggots.

Not another Op, no. I'm in the final stages of releasing A El Rariachi thread in the proving grounds. It's going to be similar to all the other lolcow's thread. There has been some interesting things I dug up in all of my work. I've got most the kumite's he was on downloaded, almost his entire twitter timeline archived, save for non-essential ones, dug through to find extra information, contacted a couple kumite fans to get extra info, and the inclusion of the discord leak I did myself. Now I'm sitting on 12 single spaced pages straight of all archive links, one link per line.

 

[Niggernerd]

Not another Op, no. I'm in the final stages of releasing A El Rariachi thread in the proving grounds. It's going to be similar to all the other lolcow's thread. There has been some interesting things I dug up in all of my work. I've got most the kumite's he was on downloaded, almost his entire twitter timeline archived, save for non-essential ones, dug through to find extra information, contacted a couple kumite fans to get extra info, and the inclusion of the discord leak I did myself. Really the only things I am missing are his Dox. I have an approximation of his age, location, know he is from bazil, and killed 2 men in brazil which I need his actual name to search brazilian crime records to find the cases. The murders are something he confirmed himself. He's quite the colorful character and I agree he has not gotten the attention he deserves. When I started there wasn't even a full page or archive that came up when typing in his username or twitter url. Now I'm sitting on 12 single spaced pages straight of all archive links, one link per line.

All I really know about rari is being exceptional like everyone else in that circle. But I don't know his lore so I'll be waiting for this thread. God speed

 

[Dingus Egg]

It was at that moment Dick realized what he had done.

Something I just realized is the whole gunt meme could have been avoided if Ralph unzipped his jacket for that photo. It's not even that his clothes were ill-fitting, but they just got caught up in layers and bunched up because he zipped up. Imagine a whole psyche-undoing meme caused by not undoing your jacket indoors.

Jesus fucking christ

I'm in the final stages of releasing A El Rariachi thread in the proving grounds

Lol thats what I meant. I appreciate that you didnt die of boredom going through all those Kumites
Edit: since he's so proud of his dox maybe if you ask him he'll just give it to you.

 

[Sbralph]

but they just got caught up in layers and bunched up

Correct, the gunt is justadequately covered by the shirt but there are too many variables that may lead to gunt-exposure

 

[Done]

Not another Op, no. I'm in the final stages of releasing A El Rariachi thread in the proving grounds. It's going to be similar to all the other lolcow's thread. There has been some interesting things I dug up in all of my work. I've got most the kumite's he was on downloaded, almost his entire twitter timeline archived, save for non-essential ones, dug through to find extra information, contacted a couple kumite fans to get extra info, and the inclusion of the discord leak I did myself. Really the only things I am missing are his Dox. I have an approximation of his age, location, know he is from bazil, and killed 2 men in brazil which I need his actual name to search brazilian crime records to find the cases. The murders are something he confirmed himself. He's quite the colorful character and I agree he has not gotten the attention he deserves. When I started there wasn't even a full page or archive that came up when typing in his username or twitter url. Now I'm sitting on 12 single spaced pages straight of all archive links, one link per line.

Mr. Master Doxer,

I would like to remind you that it's totally not a great idea to divulge what dox info you have on someone unless you have everything you need.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/psa-youre-bad-at-doxing-stop.34346/

Kind Regards,
Neural.

 

[zyclonPD]

Jesus fucking christ

Lol thats what I meant. I appreciate that you didnt die of boredom going through all those Kumites

Honestly I just downloaded the kumites. I have not listened through them. I will start that after the thread is up or maybe people can assist with it. It's going into proving grounds so I know it can't be but so polished especially being my first thread. I will welcome all advice and corrections.

I started all of this based solely on that one argument him and Null had back and forth on Twitter back in like December. I was just curious and the more I found out the more I wondered why nobody was archiving this guy. So I did it myself.

 

[verissimus]

Honestly I just downloaded the kumites. I have not listened through them. I will start that after the thread is up or maybe people can assist with it. It's going into proving grounds so I know it can't be but so polished especially being my first thread. I will welcome all advice and corrections.

I started all of this based solely on that one argument him and Null had back and forth on Twitter back in like December. I was just curious and the more I found out the more I wondered why nobody was archiving this guy. So I did it myself.

Count me out. I'm not listening to dead air.

 

[ddlloo]

Not another Op, no. I'm in the final stages of releasing A El Rariachi thread in the proving grounds. It's going to be similar to all the other lolcow's thread. There has been some interesting things I dug up in all of my work. I've got most the kumite's he was on downloaded, almost his entire twitter timeline archived, save for non-essential ones, dug through to find extra information, contacted a couple kumite fans to get extra info, and the inclusion of the discord leak I did myself. Now I'm sitting on 12 single spaced pages straight of all archive links, one link per line.

Looking forward to perusing that. He seem like a shifty little whore wanting e-fame.

 

[BrainProlapse]

I'm in the final stages of releasing A El Rariachi thread in the proving grounds.

Do you want asspats so much you'll forewarn a potential cow that you are looking into him? You've given him a headstart on cleaning his online presence.

 

[Null]

Do you want asspats so much you'll forewarn a potential cow that you are looking into him? You've given him a headstart on cleaning his online presence.

Studies have shown telling people you intend to do something and actually doing it release the same kind of dopamine hit.

 

[Tomboy Respecter]

didn't mundanefatt do the face reveal because he was doxed? This exceptional individual was bullied into doing it.
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I just realized, he could of done a semi-funny thing and put another luchador mask under that one and not fucking dox himself like a tard. At least that way, he would still be semi-anonymous and not fucking dox himself for no good reason.

Edit: It also would help if he didn't do this IRL and just on some gay internet stream. At least people wouldn't know he's a chunky motherfucker

 

[Smarty Pants]

I just realized, he could of done a semi-funny thing and put another luchador mask under that one and not fucking dox himself like a tard. At least that way, he would still be semi-anonymous and not fucking dox himself for no good reason.

Gator wasn't doxed. Do you know his name?

 

[Tomboy Respecter]

Gator wasn't doxed. Do you know his name?

Fair enough. There was no need to show his fucking face though, but speds gonna sped.

 

[pwincess fwuffypants]

Should I just start planting mines in my yard now for when Gator shows up?

Nah, just deploy junk food as bait. That'll distract him.

I find it hard to believe that in nearly 2 weeks, Ralph hasn't seen this post, so it seems to me, as if he is trying to direct attention anywhere other than his patron page, where it appears there are multiple people essentially doxing themselves all over. It seems like Ralph would rather point to the instagram page he found with Akira's name instead of the information right under his nose.

You can't trust Ralph to keep any of your data safe? Yup.

Don't. Do. Business. With. Ralph.

You just made me imagine Nora dumpster diving for that sausage and I hate you for it

Anything for a green card, I guess

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Post-Kitty: I'm never touching pot again.
Post-Ralph: I'm never touching alcohol again

I think I'm going to stay away from the Beauty Parlour, because I might have to starve to death if I go there.

 

[Lemmingwise]

Studies have shown telling people you intend to do something and actually doing it release the same kind of dopamine hit.

I've never read them, but isn't the dopamine hit for doing it also smaller once you've pre-announced it?