🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Spectre_06]

Why do you keep calling Trump SecDef? Isn't that Secretary of Defense?

I got some shit for saying it in a Discord once, and I've just embraced it at this point. It's funny.

 

[pwincess fwuffypants]

Ralph is livestreaming his suicide tomorrow. Get your popcorn.

Eh, I don't think you'll see Ralph an hero. You might find him homeless or passed out in the gutter, but he doesn't strike me as the an hero type. I could be wrong tho.

can somebody please spoonfeed me atldr of the past week? i can't keep up with this shit anymore

Like interest, Ralph's bad decisions are beginning to compound on him, basically. The details do not really matter much, none of this does, nobody will remember this 100 years from now. TBH, if you're not following it already, stay away from it until Ralph either gets arrested and/or ends his show. Then you can get a clearer summary of the details.

 

[MidUSA]

I got some shit for saying it in a Discord once, and I've just embraced it at this point. It's funny.

You're trying too hard.

 

[not william stenchever]

We're definitely going to hit 400 before the Monday show. We're going to hit at least 420 by the Tuesday show (if there is going to be a Tuesday show). Let the guntness grow.

 

[KOVALSKY]

Ralph is livestreaming his suicide tomorrow. Get your popcorn.

I've got mine and copious amounts of energy drinks too

We're definitely going to hit 400 before the Monday show. We're going to hit at least 420 by the Tuesday show (if there is going to be a Tuesday show). Let the guntness grow.

The gunt hungers more of @theralph career! soon there will be more gunt than man and we'll have to rename the thread to just simply "THE GUNT" lol

 

[Lord Akira]

We're definitely going to hit 400 before the Monday show. We're going to hit at least 420 by the Tuesday show (if there is going to be a Tuesday show). Let the guntness grow.

I'd bet that we hit 450 by Tuesday if Monday becomes the actual trash fire that we've speculated it being.

 

[Shady Attorney]

So I've already commented previously however with the news that Null can't be on air I think it needs to be restated.
The Monday show will not be interesting at all. The sole person who could give fair criticism without dropping his spaghetti to Ralph is not allowed on. Dick doesn't keep up with the nonsense that surrounds the drama and will most likely believe the first excuse Ralph gives. Nick just wants to be friends and in my opinion won't ask any questions altogether besides asking why do people not like TRR.

Combine that with selective callers like DarkV and Randbot, we have a verifiable nothing burger show.

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

So I've already commented previously however with the news that Null can't be on air I think it needs to be restated.
The Monday show will not be interesting at all. The sole person who could give fair criticism without dropping his spaghetti to Ralph is not allowed on. Dick doesn't keep up with the nonsense that surrounds the drama and will most likely believe the first excuse Ralph gives. Nick just wants to be friends and in my opinion won't ask any questions altogether besides asking why do people not like TRR.

Combine that with selective callers like DarkV and Randbot, we have a verifiable nothing burger show.

If only Ralph would invite Josh's non union Mexican equivalent.

 

[Tomboy Respecter]

So I've already commented previously however with the news that Null can't be on air I think it needs to be restated.
The Monday show will not be interesting at all. The sole person who could give fair criticism without dropping his spaghetti to Ralph is not allowed on. Dick doesn't keep up with the nonsense that surrounds the drama and will most likely believe the first excuse Ralph gives. Nick just wants to be friends and in my opinion won't ask any questions altogether besides asking why do people not like TRR.

Combine that with selective callers like DarkV and Randbot, we have a verifiable nothing burger show.

Maybe, but that's assuming chat doesn't revolt and everyone on /cow/, here and IBS in general knows about the current shitshow at this point, so I don't see at least some backlash against Ralph for his exceptional behavior, even if the main callers and guests don't care or know about it.

 

[not william stenchever]

Our best hope for someone spilling the whiskey-laced tea is if Nick asks reasonable but heavily uncomfortable questions about the felony stream. Nick wants to be friendly with Ralph but he also has an inquisitive nature and surely has heard enough rumblings regarding the looking at of child pornography on air that he must have questions. The question is which force will be the stronger? The "I don't want to deep dick ralph" motivation or the "what the fuck was this shit I've been hearing about?" motivation?

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Well I may not have learned much given how exceptional this became, but I did at least learn that when the "gay" part of the "late gay and muted" refrain starts up in chat it is coming from a place of extensive personal experience.

 

[pwincess fwuffypants]

Didn't Rackets says something like he was going to be the "gayest centrist you could be" or something to those words? Honestly at this point Ralph is glow in the dark radioactive and you shouldn't get close to him but news travels at various speeds (speds)

 

[Tomboy Respecter]

AHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAHA. DO IT AGAIN, BURNIN' SHERMAN

 

[DispatchCommit]

Say Josh is blacklisted from payment processors and such, that doesn't stop him from appearing as guest on a stream. It only prevents him from being paid on paper by the company / payment processor, right? Don't see how this would play into being a guest on a stream.

Is stream me so cucked that they are afraid of even allowing Josh on a stream because a bunch of anons are sending emails as 'vordrak'? And that because a group of anons are emailing claiming to be vordrak, they have told Ralph that the site is under attack as a justification for not allowing Josh? and they think it's because of the drama between Ralph and Zoom and so they had to 'squash their beef' or else they will all be banned?

I thought the goal was to find a platform that doesn't restrict you like YouTube, and it sounds worse.

Now I'm hearing there's a cult of Vordrak autists probably fucking harassing Ralph too,

From what I was told: there is a Cult of Vordrak emulating his tactics to try and get Warski, Ralph, and Zoom thrown off of Stream.me. Apparently they're not even working together and are all pretending to be Sam with different goals in mind.

Do you realize how paranoid this sounds? It's just a couple anons off /cow/ and you present it like 'the hacker cult known as 4chan'.

What the fuck guys, even YouTube ain't this cucked. What's going on at stream me that has them so spooked?

 

[Null]

Say Josh is blacklisted from payment processors and such, that doesn't stop him from appearing as guest on a stream. It only prevents him from being paid on paper by the company / payment processor, right? Don't see how this would play into being a guest on a stream.

Ralph contacted me. According to him, Stream.me staff tell him I can't be on his stream.

Do you realize how paranoid this sounds? It's just a couple anons off /cow/ and you present it like 'the hacker cult known as 4chan'.

It's literally what I've been told and considering you have a group of 40 faggots doing gay ops for you in a faggot Matrix server literally called "ops" I don't think it's beyond the pale, especially since a very well educated post has been published regarding how to conduct these things.

 

[Shady Attorney]

Ralph contacted me. According to him, Stream.me staff tell him I can't be on his stream.

Have you had discussion with Stream.me staff about this issue? I may just not be trustworthy of The Guntfather but I think you getting into contact with the staff might give more insight on the matter. From what Ralph has said before, getting into contact with staff that run the site is fairly fast.

 

[not william stenchever]

Didn't Rackets says something like he was going to be the "gayest centrist you could be" or something to those words? Honestly at this point Ralph is glow in the dark radioactive and you shouldn't get close to him but news travels at various speeds (speds)

My hope is that Rackets thinks that the gayest most centrist possible position would be to ask reasonable questions and see what the answer is. No ill intent, no ass licking, just honest questions to clarify a situation. That is my hope, and I wish it to be fulfilled, because softball questions about the shit Ralph wants to memoryhole will combine with a chat revolt and we will see the best quality self immolation this site has been witness to since that time a tranny literally lit themselves on fire.

 

[Null]

Have you had discussion with Stream.me staff about this issue? I may just not be trustworthy of The Guntfather but I think you getting into contact with the staff might give more insight on the matter. From what Ralph has said before, getting into contact with staff that run the site is fairly fast.

I'm not going to fight to get on the stream. I have a sinking feeling.

 

[Squire of Gothos]

Maybe, but that's assuming chat doesn't revolt and everyone on /cow/, here and IBS in general knows about the current shitshow at this point, so I don't see at least some backlash against Ralph for his exceptional behavior, even if the main callers and guests don't care or know about it.

My prediction for Monday: Andy flies into Richmond today so he will most likely be on the show with Ralph. It's going to be an unmitigated disaster of a stream, if Nick or Dick are reading this they should avoid going on at all costs. Pedo stream topic will be labeled as 'drama' and banned, suspect at least half of the chat getting muted or banned, no callers and if there are any they will be heavily curated or happy paypigs, there's going to be a Nagasaki level spergout by Ralph, Andy, or both. Expect somewhat higher than normal viewership but it will tank towards the end worse than before, there will be plenty of stream snipers either on stream.me or YouTube. We will see Ralph fully transition into DSP on Monday, I expect the terms 'alog', 'sperg', and 'detractor' will come out of his mouth many times especially if chat get super spicy.

Worst case scenario: Ralph is unhinged from the beginning of the stream, full lock down on chat, yells at guests, him and Andy get into drunken fist fight during stream, SWAT team called. I think my prediction is closer to what will happen but the way the writers have been this season who the fuck knows.

Have you had discussion with Stream.me staff about this issue? I may just not be trustworthy of The Guntfather but I think you getting into contact with the staff might give more insight on the matter. From what Ralph has said before, getting into contact with staff that run the site is fairly fast.

I am curious to see if that's the actual reason or if Ralph is just afraid Josh will press him and Andy on the pedo stuff, Andy and Ralph both so far haven't addressed this on their own streams, it's clear to me they're trying to bury it.

 

[AnOminous]

Is stream me so cucked that they are afraid of even allowing Josh on a stream because a bunch of anons are sending emails as 'vordrak'?

Yes but who cares? The stream is radioactive cancer and the most sensible thing to do is stay the fuck away from it either until it burns down or things calm down.