🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Larry Anon]

God that would be a fucking nightmare. Kind Regards to you, Zidan. Wherever you are.

To be realistic, if HR finds out about Zidan's involvement with the Killstream, he's already fucked for stuff that went down last year. HR looooves to rape people over shit they did years ago. I really hope it doesn't happen to him, but we live in fucked up times.

 

[Nevor Toah]

Honestly, and I truly mean this, I hope he did. For his own sake. Because I want to enjoy this dumpster fire, and there's no way this can end well.

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Ralph probably thought that the Killstream would decline over a year and maybe die in the far future, but I think the rapid decline is getting to him, along with all the other stuff.

 

[Marco Fucko]

To be realistic, if HR finds out about Zidan's involvement with the Killstream, he's already fucked for stuff that went down last year. HR looooves to rape people over shit they did years ago. I really hope it doesn't happen to him, but we live in fucked up times.

Then the best thing Zidan could have done is kept his persona separate from other accounts, used burner emails/phones and hope he didn't give Ralph any personal info.

 

[Shady Attorney]

How are these two going to pay for their new (looks like they just moved in) house?
Ralph has money to spare but Andy to the best of my knowledge has been making VERY minimal earnings from streaming recently. Having to be a provider to someone who can't help will wear down any relationship easily. Is Ralph considering he can wrangle Andy into success?

Trust me Ralph, you're like -what- the fifth person to try to do that lul

 

[Degenerated]

Gunt prostitution.

 

[Rotollo]

How are these two going to pay for their new (looks like they just moved in) house?
Ralph has money to spare but Andy to the best of my knowledge has been making VERY minimal earnings from streaming recently. Having to be a provider to someone who can't help will wear down any relationship easily. Is Ralph considering he can wrangle Andy into success?

Trust me Ralph, you're like -what- the fifth person to try to do that lul

coke and meth deals, coke and meth deals

 

[Unog]

How are these two going to pay for their new (looks like they just moved in) house?

If @Lord Akira is to be believed, and at that what ralph told akira is to be believed, he's got 55k in the bank to coast on for a bit.

 

[Remove Goat]

If things get desperate, I'm sure Andy looks good in a dress cleanshaven.

 

[not william stenchever]

coke and meth deals, coke and meth deals

They are retarded enough to sell cartel meth on commission. God help them when they shortcount our brothers from down south.

 

[AnOminous]

Gunt prostitution.

How much do you think some paypig would pay for a gunt job?

 

[Larry Anon]

So... Andy doesn't have health insurance while in the US, and he loses his Canadian health insurance if he spends more than 6 months in the US. This is going to end very very badly.

 

[Shady Attorney]

How much do you think some paypig would pay for a gunt job?

You meet Ralph at his new empty house. He tells you to come inside. You enter hesitantly. He asks you if you would like any Maker's Mark to take the edge off. You oblige. Soon the two of you get down to business. You hand out $21.99 in cash and change to the husky man you see below you. The exact price for a new Maker's Mark bottle. Ralph lets out a dolphin screech in joy and takes off his shirt. The cellulite rolls off his body gyrate hypnotically as you peer into the stretchmarks that adorn such flabby skin. It's almost....like an art piece. Showing the work of a lowly man with weight ripping at the seams that would make an anorexic rethink their life choices.
Ralph pushes you down to sit in a scuffed chair that he recently purchased off of Goodwill. He's about to show you some goodwill of his own. And while this pudgy man of flesh squeezes all his flab into his two meaty hands you hear an eerie 'fawk yeah' in the room closed shut.
Ralph looks into your eyes before starting and says "Daddy nooo"

 

[KOVALSKY]

You meet Ralph at his new empty house. He tells you to come inside. You enter hesitantly. He asks you if you would like any Maker's Mark to take the edge off. You oblige. Soon the two of you get down to business. You hand out $21.99 in cash and change to the husky man you see below you. The exact price for a new Maker's Mark bottle. Ralph lets out a dolphin screech in joy and takes off his shirt. The cellulite rolls off his body gyrate hypnotically as you peer into the stretchmarks that adorn such flabby skin. It's almost....like an art piece. Showing the work of a lowly man with weight ripping at the seams that would make an anorexic rethink their life choices.
Ralph pushes you down to sit in a scuffed chair that he recently purchased off of Goodwill. He's about to show you some goodwill of his own. And while this pudgy man of flesh squeezes all his flab into his two meaty hands you hear an eerie 'fawk yeah' in the room closed shut.
Ralph looks into your eyes before starting and says "Daddy nooo"

Sir, you have taken my innocence and I fear my life will never be as pure again!

 

[pwincess fwuffypants]

I could see a horror/survival/comedy video game idea out of all this though.

Resident Gunt. The story of the Gunt gone out of control in the all-American town of Richmond. Discover the horror of the origins of the Gunt that await you and stop the spread before it's too late. Play as Gator or Warski or as a sentient bottle of Maker's Mark - if you dare.

 

[Lord Akira]

You meet Ralph at his new empty house. He tells you to come inside. You enter hesitantly. He asks you if you would like any Maker's Mark to take the edge off. You oblige. Soon the two of you get down to business. You hand out $21.99 in cash and change to the husky man you see below you. The exact price for a new Maker's Mark bottle. Ralph lets out a dolphin screech in joy and takes off his shirt. The cellulite rolls off his body gyrate hypnotically as you peer into the stretchmarks that adorn such flabby skin. It's almost....like an art piece. Showing the work of a lowly man with weight ripping at the seams that would make an anorexic rethink their life choices.
Ralph pushes you down to sit in a scuffed chair that he recently purchased off

This is absolute pigshit disgusting and I hate that this thought is now implanted in my psyche.

I could see a horror/survival/comedy video game idea out of all this though.

Resident Gunt. The story of the Gunt gone out of control in the all-American town of Richmond. Discover the horror of the origins of the Gunt that await you and stop the spread before it's too late. Play as Gator or Warski or as a sentient bottle of Maker's Mark - if you dare.

Someone should do a MR.X mod but it’s a gunt creature and instead of footsteps, you just hear ralph’s spergfest with dispatch in the distance.

 

[Disrespected Pronouns]

Andy moving in is such a horrendous idea that it's hard to put into words. Even if all this drama hadn't happened, the fact that after the mess in Knoxsville, and a weekend IRL meetup was all it took for his love affair with CRP to turn into hate, Ralph though "You know what I need to do? More IRL streams! More making internet fwiends real! More degeneracy around me! More ignoring my audience so I can make objectively bad decisions!" would have been enough for me to stop following the Killstream.
It's almost poetic that the Killstream's popularity started and seemingly will end because a fat man can't just leave shit on the internet, effectivly betrays his auidence, and tries to become an IRL streamer.

 

[AlisterMycroft]

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Jim officially out?

If I was metokur is sure as shit would want out too.

 

[Squire of Gothos]

I'm already having in my mind a visual representation of what this streamer house will look like:

 

[AlisterMycroft]

Oh God I was right, these tards are joined at the hip that's why Ralph wouldn't go after Andy! They're gonna make their own streamer house like Ice did, I wonder if Zoom, Failure, Geek, and Asian Andy will be moving in too... Miami is going to be an utter shit show, maybe I was wrong about my earlier prediction.... IBS Apocalypse 2.0 will take place on the streets of Miami.

Whoever has plans to steal the ibs crown better get to work obtaining it cause Ralph isn't gonna be king for much longer once the second ibs apocalypse kicks off.

Thats probably exactly what happened.

Can you really blame zidan for jumping ship?

 

[Rotollo]

I could see a horror/survival/comedy video game idea out of all this though.

Resident Gunt. The story of the Gunt gone out of control in the all-American town of Richmond. Discover the horror of the origins of the Gunt that await you and stop the spread before it's too late. Play as Gator or Warski or as a sentient bottle of Maker's Mark - if you dare.

is metokur hunk?