🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[AnOminous]

With a gunt like that Caesar would crush that twink cokehead in no time.

So if they finished it with a wrestling match, does Ralph have a finishing move involving the gunt?

 

[Niggernerd]

How did Andy get a work visa in a month? How did he get sponsored to work here? Everything I've seen from my personal career experience is telling me he didn't bother getting a visa. With all the a-logs following these two, this is a hugely bad move.
If ICE gets involved Andy could be barred from entering the US for a decade. But /cow/ are jumping at this like piranhas. If immigration speaks to him before he actually overstays a temporary visitor visa he will be fine.

Edit: I'm not too sure how it works, but I think collecting money from his piggies while living here is also grounds for deportation

D-d-d-d-deported thanks gator.

 

[tuscangarder]

Why don't they go to Alabama and watch Tonka live in action at one of his wrestlin matches?

 

[Niggernerd]

Why don't they go to Alabama and watch Tonka live in action at one of his wrestlin matches?

seeing dongalingus wrestle wrestle was the most pathetic self insert fan fiction you could ever see (the "fight" he did was written by him) So I agree they should.

 

[AltisticRight]

Pretty sure all that’s happened is that:
Andy says it’s okay cause ‘FBI agents’ contacted him
Ralph admitted to making fun of paypigs on Wildsmiles stream
Andy did a stream on stream.me that was abysmally boring
Ralph and Andy moved in together so now some have bet when they will finally be fed up with one another

Seems like nothing new in particular, Andy has always been boring to me.

Let's see who goes supernova first.

 

[tuscangarder]

seeing dongalingus wrestle wrestle was the most pathetic self insert fan fiction you could ever see (the "fight" he did was written by him) So I agree they should.

Well there were a buncha of deadly tornadoes in Alabama today. Hopefully his trailer park was spared.

 

[Dingus Egg]

So if they finished it with a wrestling match, does Ralph have a finishing move involving the gunt?

Yeah I figure it looks like this but from the front

 

[Remove Goat]

So if they finished it with a wrestling match, does Ralph have a finishing move involving the gunt?

This but a little higher

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Perhaps I'm still a bit salty about accusing Ralph of doxing him, that's why.

Yeah it's not looking good for Lord Akira, coming on here accusing Ralph of doxing him with pretty much zero evidence and posting personal shit like about Ralphs dying mother.

 

[The Flawless Gazelles]

Holy fuck, Donga is streaming AGAIN right now. He's talking about Guntgate, Guntposting, The Guntfather, etc.
THIS is what pisses me off the most about this whole situation. Donga thinks that this is some kind of redemption arc for him. FUCK.

get your self some nice vaccines, your autism is getting out of hand.

 

[Biggestniggest1844]

and posting personal shit like about Ralphs dying mother.

Like that's any worse than laughing at soygon's unborn child?

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Like that's any worse than laughing at soygon's unborn child?

Never said it was.

 

[tuscangarder]

Yeah it's not looking good for Lord Akira, coming on here accusing Ralph of doxing him with pretty much zero evidence and posting personal shit like about Ralphs dying mother.

Ralph has already said on stream that his mom was sick, had heart surgery, etc.

I've listened to Ralph almost every day at work since the Baked Alaska fiasco. Lord Akira literally said nothing anyone wouldn't already know if you've been listening to Ralph himself.

 

[Lord Akira]

Yeah it's not looking good for Lord Akira, coming on here accusing Ralph of doxing him with pretty much zero evidence and posting personal shit like about Ralphs dying mother.

The only personal details I really dropped was what he said to me, much of which he's already said himself outside of how far along his mother's decline in health is, his financial state, how far his previous experiences with drug use went including hard drug use, and the fact that not only was he running coverage for Warski, but that he was moving in with the guy which turned out to be true. Now if you want to jump in and ridicule me for my opsec, that's fine, but what I've leaked has been accurate.

 

[Dingus Egg]

The only personal details I really dropped was what he said to me, much of which he's already said himself outside of how far along his mother's decline in health is, his financial state, how far his previous experiences with drug use went including hard drug use, and the fact that not only was he running coverage for Warski, but that he was moving in with the guy which turned out to be true. Now if you want to jump in and ridicule me for my opsec, that's fine, but what I've leaked has been accurate.

Tbh everything Akira said was heavily inferred by Ralph previously but never outright stated. That's why its believable. He's just never gone so far as to outright say, 'I did meth when I was a kid.' for instance.

 

[Edgar]

I don't see why a few select people are trying to push the narrative that we need to throw Akira under the bus. He's been pretty accurate so far and its been confirmation on already inferred admittance on Ralphs part.

 

[Lemmingwise]

I wish there was a ralph retort that could make fun of the developments on the ralph retort right now.

 

[Smarty Pants]

The only personal details I really dropped was what he said to me, much of which he's already said himself outside of how far along his mother's decline in health is, his financial state, how far his previous experiences with drug use went including hard drug use, and the fact that not only was he running coverage for Warski, but that he was moving in with the guy which turned out to be true. Now if you want to jump in and ridicule me for my opsec, that's fine, but what I've leaked has been accurate.

He claims that you lied about some of it. I'd be embarrassed too if I was a meth/coke/pill-head and a drug dealer in the past. He's pretty much publicly admitted that he's done all kinds of drugs and if he really does have $50k in savings like you claim, that would be more than I would have expected. It seems plausible given that he made what, $100k - $120k last year?

None of the leaks were unreasonable. He's obviously running cover for Warski. Even the people who still unironically like Ralph talk about this. I don't think more than a few hundred people actually like Andy at this point. He's financially tied himself to a completely insane retard and he has to cover his ass every day of the week. Their inevitable eventual break-up would be a spectacle to behold.

 

[Lemmingwise]

Like that's any worse than laughing at soygon's unborn child?

I thought lefties think that it's just a clump of cells.

 

[Lord Akira]

He claims that you lied about some of it. I'd be embarrassed too if I was a meth/coke/pill-head and a drug dealer in the past. He's pretty much publicly admitted that he's done all kinds of drugs and if he really does have $50k in savings like you claim, that would be more than I would have expected. It seems plausible given that he made what, $100k - $120k last year?

I can assure you, especially with that hurricane Katrina bit, that I have not embellished anything he's told me, that was so far out of left field that most sane people could not have devised it. And if I was guessing man, he probably made near $150k minus taxes, the take google makes of superchats, and Patreon. I mean credit where credit is due, he did not pull the new-rich idiocy of going out and buying a BMW or house he couldn't afford (yet).