Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

I've been hit in the feels.

TJ, I consider you a friend now. Because you need one. Even if you don't consider me one. Even if this is me being an idiot.
I'm right with you @Taily Puff, I've been talking to him since the start, and he really can have his good qualities about him. Why he chooses to keep being so defensive, I don't know. I'll admit, he has really made me mad in the past, but I still see a soul that's been kind of kicked around by life, it's just sad.
 
I'm right with you @Taily Puff, I've been talking to him since the start, and he really can have his good qualities about him. Why he chooses to keep being so defensive, I don't know. I'll admit, he has really made me mad in the past, but I still see a soul that's been kind of kicked around by life, it's just sad.

There is nobody here as smart or as clever as me. Also, I have plenty of friends offline, & don't feel I need anymore. It says something, obviously (to me anyway) that people who know me online only (& have never actually met me) hate me (for the most part. but not all of them), while the majority of people I meet offline are great friends.

Also, I bet I have made you mad in the past, as the reverse is certainly true... But another of the many things many of you seem to not get is that I've had a broken jaw, broken foot, heart condition, had operations on my kidney & jaw (not to mention hydrocephalus & other problems where I don't believe there is a way to fix them, surgically or otherwise)... Yet I remain an intelligent person with plenty of (offline) friends & an amazing sense of humor. The majority of people that hate me (from CHYOO, Wrestlezone, etc.) only know anything about me (or feel they do) from online.

What proves this is due to problems with them & not me is that most of them know this (&/or learn it eventually), & yet continue to think it is due to issues &/or problems I have, & not them & the other (small in comparison to the size of the opposed group) people that dislike me.
 
There is nobody here as smart or as clever as me. Also, I have plenty of friends offline, & don't feel I need anymore. It says something, obviously (to me anyway) that people who know me online only (& have never actually met me) hate me (for the most part. but not all of them), while the majority of people I meet offline are great friends.

Also, I bet I have made you mad in the past, as the reverse is certainly true... But another of the many things many of you seem to not get is that I've had a broken jaw, broken foot, heart condition, had operations on my kidney & jaw (not to mention hydrocephalus & other problems where I don't believe there is a way to fix them, surgically or otherwise)... Yet I remain an intelligent person with plenty of (offline) friends & an amazing sense of humor. The majority of people that hate me (from CHYOO, Wrestlezone, etc.) only know anything about me (or feel they do) from online.

What proves this is due to problems with them & not me is that most of them know this (&/or learn it eventually), & yet continue to think it is due to issues &/or problems I have, & not them & the other (small in comparison to the size of the opposed group) people that dislike me.
If you're so intelligent, how do you keep getting all these injuries &/or bodily decay (on your teeth)
 
If you're so intelligent, how do you keep getting all these injuries &/or bodily decay (on your teeth)
You can't outsmart genetics (and epigenetics). Mr. Church is certainly at risk for seizures and neuropathy, which means you fall down a lot. The teeth stuff is likely not in his control, either, because the same garbled gene messages that produce hydrocephaly also often produce delicate teeth.

Mr. Church has a tough row to hoe with illnesses and physical challenges. I think people here don't get that a lot of the challenges he deals with (low body weight, frailty, dental issues, frequent falls) aren't things he can just power through.

On the other hand, the arrant dickweedery is all him.
 
The majority of people that hate me (from CHYOO, Wrestlezone, etc.) only know anything about me (or feel they do) from online.
You act like a person's behavior online shouldn't be considered a reflection of their overall character. Since we don't interact with you outside of this thread or your profile page, we can't hate or dislike you.

T-Pain, that means you also cannot judge us based on our online activities, since I'm reasonably sure you've never interacted with any of us offline.

What is your defense?
 
There is nobody here as smart or as clever as me.
Did you already forget what we discussed about quantifying people's intelligence?


Also, I bet I have made you mad in the past, as the reverse is certainly true
Personally, I'm not mad at you. Getting mad at random people over the internet who you'll most likely never meet in real life is a very autistic thing to. I can't speak for everyone, but I would say that most of us derive amusement from your being here.

Also, TJ, when you say you don't believe anything can be done to your kidneys or jaw to correct their respective issues, is it because there isn't anything medical professionals can do or is it because you're too proud of yourself to go out and get the operations done?
 
What proves this is due to problems with them & not me is that most of them know this (&/or learn it eventually), & yet continue to think it is due to issues &/or problems I have, & not them & the other (small in comparison to the size of the opposed group) people that dislike me.
you're saying that people not changing their minds in light of new information proves them to be faulty in their logic, all through the course of this thread people have given you new information about how fruitless you coming on here every night is, and you haven't changed your mind about whatever it is that you're doing here. Does that not make you like the people who dislike you in a way?
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There is nobody here as smart or as clever as me. Also, I have plenty of friends offline, & don't feel I need anymore. It says something, obviously (to me anyway) that people who know me online only (& have never actually met me) hate me (for the most part. but not all of them), while the majority of people I meet offline are great friends.

Intelligence is like a sense of humor: if you have to keep insisting that you possess it, you probably don't.
 
Again you never end up being a topic on boards like this for no reason and it's never because we're jealous. You claim you're super duper smart but if you were then how did you end up having a topic on a board that makes fun of lolcows that's creeping up on 200 pages? If you're so clever why haven't you found a way to turn the tables?

This place is only here to laugh at what you do online. Be as smart as you claim to be, look at what's in this thread to see what caught this places attention, and then figure out if it's something you should keep doing. Smart people would evaluate their online activity after ending up here.

Or you can keep telling us how much better you are then everyone and lie about how you argue with us because it amuses you like a loser.
 
Also, I have plenty of friends offline, & don't feel I need anymore. It says something, obviously (to me anyway) that people who know me online only (& have never actually met me) hate me (for the most part. but not all of them), while the majority of people I meet offline are great friends.
Terrible truth time: you're not liked &/or hated online because people can only judge you on what you post meaning your intelligence and personality. You are tolerated &/or "liked" in person because those people are either related to you or realize your significant mental and physical issues take a great toll on you and therefor show you pity.

When stripped of your pity cards (developmental delay, health problems) people judge you as an equal and they overwhelmingly in your own opinion judge you negatively. This should serve as a wake up call to suck less.

EDIT: Looking at this a day later, it came off way meaner than I meant it to be. You probably do have some good friends Teej I just wanted to tell you to unfuck your shit with the internet.
 
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There is nobody here as smart or as clever as me. Also, I have plenty of friends offline, & don't feel I need anymore. It says something, obviously (to me anyway) that people who know me online only (& have never actually met me) hate me (for the most part. but not all of them), while the majority of people I meet offline are great friends.

Also, I bet I have made you mad in the past, as the reverse is certainly true... But another of the many things many of you seem to not get is that I've had a broken jaw, broken foot, heart condition, had operations on my kidney & jaw (not to mention hydrocephalus & other problems where I don't believe there is a way to fix them, surgically or otherwise)... Yet I remain an intelligent person with plenty of (offline) friends & an amazing sense of humor. The majority of people that hate me (from CHYOO, Wrestlezone, etc.) only know anything about me (or feel they do) from online.

What proves this is due to problems with them & not me is that most of them know this (&/or learn it eventually), & yet continue to think it is due to issues &/or problems I have, & not them & the other (small in comparison to the size of the opposed group) people that dislike me.
... TJ, did you really just accuse one of the few people who put up with your shenanigans as not only as unintelligent but also unaware of your problems? Dude, I talked to you partially BECAUSE of your problems because they were so similar to my brother's issues! What the heck, man?
Dude, I've had rough crap too. Do you think I've had it easy? Let me tell you, my life has been no walk in the park either.

The fact that you are so stubborn and egotistical shows that you actually never did rise above your circumstances, you let everyone pity and baby you instead of growing up to be a dynamic person.
 
I was unemployed for like a full year once. I became very withdrawn, sullen and confrontational in that span of time. It becomes very easy to give up when you feel like you don't have any agency in your life, and when you give up, you're not the same person you used to be. I think we, as a forum, should try and find T-Pain a job as a birthday present. It would probably help him out of the very dark place he is right now.
 
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