šŸ· Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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AltisticRight said:
Oh boy, almost 100 pages in just several days.
Is anyone nice enough to make a brief summary of activities or link to some important posts? I honestly can't be bothered to go through that 100 pages of shit. If there's nothing important, I'll just crawl back under my rock.
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I keep a semi-autistic summary on Page 365, if you're autistic enough to go looking for it.
 
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Mall Xplorer said:
Apparently /cow/ has doxed all the stream.me parent company owners family and are making cum tributes to there wives while praising Vordrak. @Null how long til stream.me responds to all this? You seem to be right about the majority of the shitstorm so far in my opinion.
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Gayest shit I've ever read.
 
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Well itā€™s Monday. The Dawn of the Final Day for the Ralph Retort.
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If I could Iā€™d photoshop a Gunt on this.
 
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pwincess fwuffypants said:
I keep a semi-autistic summary on Page 365, if you're autistic enough to go looking for it.
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More autistic summery
Fatman becomes an alcoholic and starts to kill his own show, the fat then man decides it's a great idea to dox his pay pigs, the Fatman also likes to deplatform smaller channels and then laugh about women who die from cancer. People find an embarrassing picture of Fatman and turn it into a meme.

Fatman then targets smaller channels to have them removed from stream.me by flooding their chats with doxes from his discord server, the Fatman doxxes one of his biggest pay pigs and the pay pig reveals large amounts of details about the Fatman.

Fat man starts to lose his damn mind and starts lying about the situation, decides to "save" his dying channel by fucking up a pedo ring investigation with a junky, Fatman panics and then lies about the whole thing, throws his junky fwend under the bus and acts like "It's just a prank bro" and laughs about exploited children.

Fatman then goes dark and gets disavowed by fans, "fwends" and former guests. Fatman moves into a "youtube house" with the junky fwend and plans to go to Miami with said junky.

Realistic outcome:
Fatman does his show, it's as pathetic and spergy as ever. Fatman pretends the show is fine and everyone is lying about him, despite countless pieces of evidence against Fatman. The show continues to decline and he becomes just another footnote in the history of internet spergery.

Optimistic outcome:
Fatman starts the show on Monday, has 5 minutes of heavy breathing and then plays "hurt" by Johnny Cash, then a single gunshot can be heard and the show goes dark.


You went after people I personally care about, you went after me and you paint us as the spergs, fuck you @theralph I will enjoy every second of your career burning to the ground.
 
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Streetlight Stranger said:
Well itā€™s Monday. The Dawn of the Final Day for the Ralph Retort.
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I really would like for it to be such a huge trashfire that the show blows up in the span of a day, but that's just not realistic with these things. Barring the feds kicking the door down midstream, it'll probably limp along like a lame dog until either stream.me closes down or Ralph drinks himself into a coma. Especially now that Andy's there.

Still, there's nothing wrong with a little optimism.

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lol calm down
 
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