🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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BASED JEWS SHUT IT DOWN, THEY SHUT STREAM.ME DOWN
this will be a meltdown to surpass all melt downs

my real theory is the stream,me couldnt handle all the traffic ralphs gunt produced, and got consumed by his gunt
 
Well it’s Monday. The Dawn of the Final Day for the Ralph Retort.
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If I could I’d photoshop a Gunt on this.

Sorry I'm very late on this, work was annoying today. Hope this shitshop works.
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Is Andy the Top or the Bottom?
I doubt Ralph's Gunt to dick ratio would allow him to top. In the LGBTRSTLNE community Ralph is what we call a super Chub. Most super chubs have to be bottoms unless they are like super hung. And let's be honest, Ralph is far to insecure to be hung. I'm just happy it's 2019 so Andy can marry Ralph for a green card too!
 
@dildoanon please respond
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Based on his bulge from Valor the fact that Ralph would literally crush anyone beneath I'm gonna say top. Oh, and Josh's invite onto the show is just an excuse to fly him to the house and let him indulge in his feeder fetish to expand the gunt evermore.
I doubt Ralph's Gunt to dick ratio would allow him to top. In the LGBTRSTLNE community Ralph is what we call a super Chub. Most super chubs have to be bottoms unless they are like super hung. And let's be honest, Ralph is far to insecure to be hung. I'm just happy it's 2019 so Andy can marry Ralph for a green card too!
 
How do you let 10 spergs shut down your whole website? lol

Actually to get serious for a moment, what you're seeing is an aspect of what John Robb calls "4GW" or 4th Gen Warfare. He pointed out that corporate upper mangement in general is quite vulnerable to attack and constitutes a weak point that can be hit for maximum effect/minimum effort. Lemme see if I can dredge up where he said it.

 
Hahahahaha, holy shit. This is hilarious. So is Ralph gonna stream from Andy's channel tonight? What's he doing to do now?
This could fuck things up for Ralph and Andy. Andy is now the breadwinner of the two since Ralph can't collect youtube checks. Depending on what kind of visa Andy has and the conditions it has regarding, what is in essence being an employer... Of course they're both pants on head retarded, so they'll solider on.
 
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