Christine tries the Miiverse for his noble cause

[DavidFerrie]

A modern day Ignatius J. Reilly.

I've often described the CWC Universe as A CONFEDERACY OF DUNCES meets THE TRUMAN SHOW, as scripted by DUMB AND DUMBER.

 

[Rocket Ramirez]

SENSORY OVERLOAD AAAAAH

Who needs drugs when you have Sonic's blue arms?

 

[Segue]

Miiverse is usually full of kids being stupid, so Chris will fit right in.

 

[Gene Parmesan]

A modern day Ignatius J. Reilly.

I mean most analogies don't bear close examination. There are similarities. But at his core Ignatius was very intelligent if not misguided.

Chris is, if we're being honest...and you had to pick a binary option... stupid. There's naivete and wilful ignorance on Chris' part to be sure but the kid is not bright.

 

[Gensdupays]

I mean most analogies don't bear close examination. There are similarities. But at his core Ignatius was very intelligent if not misguided.

Chris is, if we're being honest...and you had to pick a binary option... stupid. There's naivete and wilful ignorance on Chris' part to be sure but the kid is not bright.

Ignatius' intelligence was hidden by so many of his own faults that it was basically irrelevant in his life except when he could blame Fortuna for his problems. Him and Chris are still pretty close, especially in terms of their relationships.

 

[Uzumaki]

Ignatius' intelligence was hidden by so many of his own faults that it was basically irrelevant in his life except when he could blame Fortuna for his problems. Him and Chris are still pretty close, especially in terms of their relationships.

Nah, comparing Chris to Ignatius is very flattering.

 

[Gensdupays]

Nah, comparing Chris to Ignatius is very flattering.

I honestly can't think of a single good character trait Ignatius had other than he actually was educated regardless of what else he was. But other than that, agreed.

 

[BillRiley]

How is he still flipping out over this? Hasn't it been over four months or so?

Well, Sonic has been Chris-Tran's personal hero for, what, twenty three years or so? And now the Sonic that gave little Chris $1,000 for toys and games isn't the same anymore. He's not going to let this go as easily as some internet gal-pal.

 

[BlueArms]

Well I'll be damned, Chris has finally found a place where he fits right in. I'm actually kind of surprised that he hasn't used any sooner, it's usually a more direct way of connecting with other players, and a lot of Wii U/3DS users check the game communities to see other players' thoughts on the game.

Though it does make me wonder, will Chris stop taking to Miverse at blue arms, or will we end up getting a CWC version of this?

(I hope so)

 

[Pinhead]

Trying to raise a personal Armii?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Brother, it sure is a good thing that Chris makes his usernames so hard to find him

 

[VenomPlug]

Trying to raise a personal Armii?

 

[Tubular Monkey]

If only there were a Sancho Panza to keep him from fighting those weening windmills that everyone from Megan to Sega seems to put in his way.

You refer to his noble squire, Sonichu Panza.

 

[RobeeSonee]

"Have Long Been Boycotting"

"I am Boycotting the Sonic Boom Games and TV Show and the Toys, minus the two I bought to illustrate my point, and everything else of it."

He's been boycotting Sega for about a month. That's actually a pretty strong commitment from Chris, given china isn't on the line.

 

[jemas42]

So, is there a better pool for how long till he gets banned? Cause I'm calling it less than a week.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

" The Blue Arms Seriously Causes Sensory Overload In Me when I am Forced to See the Vile Things!"
The only thing forcing Chris to look at them is himself.

 

[Lurkingjay]

I like that he has taken to adding "seriously" into his spiel. "Yes, I know it sounds crazy but I'm being serious, guys!"

All I can hear is Homestar Runner. "SEWIOUSLY, you guys! These AWMS awe givin' me the jibblies!"

 

[CWC-in-the-minds]

This is like Sonic Boom...

Another Wii U exclusive nobody asked for.

 

[pickleparty]

Christine will finally be among her intellectual equals.

 

[Optimus Prime]

All I can hear is Homestar Runner. "SEWIOUSLY, you guys! These AWMS awe givin' me the jibblies!"

Yeah, but Homestar Runner (RIP) didn't have arms. So suddenly changing that to having blue arms...would be pretty damn funny.