Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,454 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 286 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,604
If he was really about “expressing himself” he wouldn’t care about popularity of his expressions. He’d be like every other “free spirit” sped whistling sweet dixie to the void of the internet because it was his expression, damn it, it doesn’t matter who else likes it! He’d be a schizocow instead, but I love them too. (Here’s where I would say “Tommy Tooter crossover when?” but it already happened. :heart-full:)

But no. People have to like his things. Specifically like, and not haha. I bet even when he’s specifically trying to make a joke he still doesn’t like the haha react. He wants to be liked. Too bad he still hasn’t figured out you have to be a likeable person doing likeable things for likeable reasons for that to happen.

Also just like with Kenny, this Taylor thing is not going to end when he says he’s “closing the chapter.” With stalkers it doesn’t matter. They never get closure because it’s a pathology, not a grieving process. He’ll make everything about this for the rest of his life because it’s part of his identity now. He can’t just let that go.
 
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'mumbo-jumbo' is an accurate description for pretty much any 'legal' argument he has made, that's for sure. So maybe now he's gonna try fixating on Pink?
God I would give a lot to see him offer to give P!nk a better life. He’d probably be afraid she’d kick his arse.

Anyway he doesn’t go for women like her, he likes them long-haired, girly and “traditionally feminine.” AOC being an outspoken politician makes her “sound like a dude” in his eyes. Assertive women who don’t make him feel manly by comparison get a miss. Women are props to make him feel bigger and better.

Plus P!nk has two kids.
 
“There’s no point in engaging with weirdos who talk about me online so I wrote an entire rambling screed addressing them.” Oh Russ. Never change.

I also like how he thinks slapping something on his resume is ironclad proof it’s true. Guess I really AM an expert in Excel!
 
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So the backstory on the “AG impersonation” thing is that when Russ was arranging a hooker trip, he was asked for ID to go along with his down payment and instead of providing regular state ID like a normal person, he provided his building badge for the AG office...

I guess he wanted to brag to the hooker that he had a Real Job TM (internship). Not sure why he thought that was something to brag about. Most guys going to thousand dollar hollers have real jobs (not internships) and most are far more impressive than Russ’ (internship).

Anyway, the hooker got confused by this semi legit looking ID with the Utah AG imprint on it. But also most guys wouldn’t provide their fucking work ID to a hooker.

Russ was just so proud of his 2 hours a week in the AG mailroom that he had to humble brag to some hooker who didn’t give a shit about anything besides his payment.
 
When I first started following this thread, I was sure the "my plights" thing had to be just people latching on to a single instance of silly wording a la "suck me my penis." But no, he uses the phrase all the god damn time, what the fuck Russ?
My favorite was when he said AOC wouldn’t help him with his progressive plights.

The fuck is a progressive plight? Only Russ knows.
 
2 weeks sorting mail at an AG's office is his version of when Chris mowed the lawn once.
He’s an “underpaid office worker” now instead of calling himself a janitor. He certainly has a creative way to spin his professions to make them sound important.

I miss the “I work in a law office” line. For those just tuning in, Russ used to send this to every woman/hooker/Instathot and hope they’d assume that meant he was a lawyer.
 
She wouldn't legalize brothels and create a Federal program to provide the disabled (Russ) with hooker money.
I doubt it. That would make her the hero of his story. I don't think Russ, the guy who's single-handedly taking on the state of Utah to legalize prostitution, would let AOC take the credit for it.

My bet would be that he wanted her to back his efforts and give him some free publicity.
 
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