Lolcow Dragonmancer1

[Ludwig354]

Hello all, today I am writing to tell you all of the wonderful being that randomly subscribed to my Youtube channel, Allen Curtis Meissner, otherwise known as Dragonmancer1. I find a lot of similarities between him and good old Chris, when I first delved into this gentleman's youtube channel (https://www.youtube.com/user/Dragonmancer1) I was confused, shocked, and quite scared. His videos are full of random nonsense (Like Chris's), especially his "Negative" videos, which appear to just be Dragonmancer shouting at the viewer, my personal favorite of this collection being this one.

So, after a quick glance of his Youtube channel, I had just passed him to be some typical, odd vlogger. That is until I googled his username, and found the "Terasrael Chronicles", the sci-fi series he is working on. This moment was when my life changed for the worst. Once again, like Mr. Chandler, his art skills have a lot of room for improvement, the biggest of his collections being visible here. (https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Terasrael-Chronicles/210340925675206?fref=ts), this being his work's facebook page, full of his obscure art.

Now, there's a lot I could write about this individual, but I'm...bad at putting what he is about into words. Why don't you give his official wiki a quick look? http://terasrael-prime.wikia.com/wiki/Terasrael_Prime_Wiki
(We did have a fan-made wikia before he got pissed at us for writing fanfiction about his "work.")

 

[Ludwig354]

I should also mention, the main character (Wolfmauser) of his work has a wife. On the Wikia, the picture of said wife is a picture of Dragonmancer1 stood next to a Hooters girl. http://terasrael-prime.wikia.com/wiki/Cherish

 

[Surtur]

Those are some realistic ship designs.

 

[ASoulMan]

I skimmed through the wiki for pictures. I knew what I was in for as soon as I saw the first couple of images.

 

[Protoman]

That fucking hair tho. That's some golden knight level shit.

 

[Abethedemon]

How old is this guy? He looks older than cwc.

 

[Meowthkip]

That fucking hair tho. That's some golden knight level shit.

His hair looks like somebody drew a cartoon of a man with a really bad wig and brought it to life.

Also, I see the man is a fan of Hooters. Enough so that he's basing characters off of waitresses?

 

[Locksnap]

At first I thought the Wolfmauser (lol) character was a self-insert, but looking through the wiki hes taken pictures of himself as several other characters as well. The more I look, the more I see parallels between this guys creations and Kengles. I guess they have the same strain of virulent autism.

Also, I see the man is a fan of Hooters. Enough so that he's basing characters off of waitresses?

Apparently shes not the only waitress character http://terasrael-prime.wikia.com/wiki/Zahni

 

[Meowthkip]

Apparently shes not the only waitress character http://terasrael-prime.wikia.com/wiki/Zahni

Far be it from me to begrudge an author basing characters off of people they knew in passing, but putting up their photographs on their articles is really, really creepy.

 

[Charlie's Chaplin]

From reading the wiki, I'm amused by the fusing of Celtic and Indonesian-sounding fantasy names with some of the most boring world building ever. Wait... is "Yahrushaleem" supposed to be Jerusalem? Terasrael, Israel?

The traditional uniform of Terasrael is black cargo pants with a gray t-shirt that has black sides from the armpit down to the waist. Also a black parka with gray sleeves. This is the uniform of the Malnarene as well!

So their traditional uniform is basically what I crashed out in last night? (Parka and weird fin bits 'twixt armpit and waist excluded) Good to know I could infiltrate this faction by visiting the bargain bin at the nearest Primark.

 

[Handsome Pete]

From reading the wiki, I'm amused by the fusing of Celtic and Indonesian-sounding fantasy names with some of the most boring world building ever. Wait... is "Yahrushaleem" supposed to be Jerusalem? Terasrael, Israel?

I noticed that too. As if the parallels with Kengel's work weren't unpleasant enough already.

Also: does anyone else think he looks like a doughier, more autistic Tom Hanks?

 

[Bridechu]

I love this guy. It's like if Chris wrote his masterpiece instead of scribbling. Poor Hooters girls, though. They just wanna make a living, not be part of his weird fictional harem.

 

[Ludwig354]

How old is this guy? He looks older than cwc.

He often uses another username, "Dragonmancer75", so I speculate that the number is a reference to 1975, his possible birth date, making him 39 years old.

 

[Ludwig354]

He also does not like his work being edited, in any way, as seen by the rage in the comments section on the old unofficial wikia (Which started out serious, and then just ridiculous, to see Dragonmancer's reaction) http://terasrael.wikia.com/wiki/Terasraelites

 

[Le Bateleur]

This is what I joined up for: eccentric creators and their bewildering worldbuilding.

 

[Ludwig354]

http://terasrael-prime.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:2264 Ah, I remember this. Decided to try and make Dragonmancer some book covers, his reactions were lul-worthy.

Tried to appeal to his egotistical nature.

 

[Le Bateleur]

http://terasrael-prime.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:2264 Ah, I remember this. Decided to try and make Dragonmancer some book covers, his reactions were lul-worthy.

Tried to appeal to his egotistical nature.

These are brilliant.

How did Dragonmancer say no to this cover design?

Spoiler: 10/10 would read

EDIT:

So, so good:

Spoiler

 

[Ludwig354]

UPDATE! Dragonmancer1 has submitted a terrible, hard to read first draft of his work, it's...interesting. You'll need an account to read it here http://www.bookcountry.com/PeerReview/BookReview.aspx?BookId=7548