DSP: "I have to visit CT and see sick parents in 2019" - most dramatic event of all of 2019 so far

[actually]

That's not until he comes back. He's missing a week of tips, bits, and subs what better way to recoup those losses then telling everyone your parents personal health issues. The money won't go to help them in anway, in fact they are worse off now because they had to pay for a two person cross country round trip, but only brain dead idiots bring up points like that.

Guaranteed he'll spend the week running up to the trip begging for the money. He'll no doubt also talk about needing some when he gets back, but in previous instances, he's gone hard before he leaves to get his spending money, and I will be stunned if he doesn't do it again.

 

[gin_nose]

Guaranteed he'll spend the week running up to the trip begging for the money. He'll no doubt also talk about needing some when he gets back, but in previous instances, he's gone hard before he leaves to get his spending money, and I will be stunned if he doesn't do it again.

Expect him to be super careful with how he words his begging too. He has already really made a big deal about this not costing him a dime that his parent are paying for it. He will go out of his way to make it clear the money he needs is for his bills due to the lost streaming time and not to pay a cent towards the trip or spending on the trip.

its actually quite funny the mental gymnastics he plays.

 

[actually]

He will go out of his way to make it clear the money he needs is for his bills due to the lost streaming time and not to pay a cent towards the trip or spending on the trip.

Oh absolutely. It'll be the whole "Hey, I'm going to miss out on a whooooole week's worth of mon-errr, interaction."

 

[gin_nose]

Oh absolutely. It'll be the whole "Hey, I'm going to miss out on a whooooole week's worth of mon-errr, interaction."

and his fans are too dumb to realize that is sthe same as paying for the trip lol.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Guaranteed he'll spend the week running up to the trip begging for the money. He'll no doubt also talk about needing some when he gets back, but in previous instances, he's gone hard before he leaves to get his spending money, and I will be stunned if he doesn't do it again.

You're forgetting the few days right before he leaves where at least 3 dozen times he will remind his paypigs that they can still tip him through his Muxy link while he is gone and he would encourage them to do so, so that it won't "hurt" so bad missing out on a full week of "earnings". Hell, he may even Tweet out a thank you to people tipping him, as a reminder, during his "possibly final visit" with his "dying parents".

 

[gin_nose]

You're forgetting the few days right before the leaves where at least 3 dozen times he will remind his paypigs that they can still tip him through his Muxy link while he is gone and he would encourage them to do so, so that it won't "hurt" so bad missing out on a full week of "earnings". Hell, he may even Tweet out a thank you to people tipping him, as a reminder, during his "possibly final visit" with his "dying parents".

you are definetly on the right track. i expect him to be a little more slick about it though. He will upload YT videos while he is away and maybe claim they were content id claimed so anyone watching them needs to tip him or go to his twitch chat and cheer or he makes no money on them.

 

[BallBuster]

Why does he care about the zoo again? I've never heard him ever mention it before this visit was brought up.

Even if it was the zoo he visited as a child. He obviously doesn't care about animals at all since he's never owned a pet ever as an adult.

He owned a Panda that ran away and now he owns a horse. Get with the times man!

 

[Cyber Bowling]

You're forgetting the few days right before the leaves where at least 3 dozen times he will remind his paypigs that they can still tip him through his Muxy link while he is gone and he would encourage them to do so, so that it won't "hurt" so bad missing out on a full week of "earnings". Hell, he may even Tweet out a thank you to people tipping him, as a reminder, during his "possibly final visit" with his "dying parents".

And I'm sure he'll end up taking even more days off, because he needs time to get ready for the trip, and there's no way he could fit packing and streaming into his busy schedule, so he'll need everyone to dig deeper while he's missing so much work.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Guaranteed he'll spend the week running up to the trip begging for the money. He'll no doubt also talk about needing some when he gets back, but in previous instances, he's gone hard before he leaves to get his spending money, and I will be stunned if he doesn't do it again.

No doubt. He'll spend the week before begging for zoo and restaurant money under the guise of missing a week of work, take the week off, and come back begging under the guise of missing a week of work. I'd say he'd cross his fingers hoping his fans don't put it together but at this point I doubt he cares because the money comes in either way.

 

[strandedcastaway]

This sounds like it could possibly be the most boring thing he's done in a while. This whole narrative that 60 is old af and near death is laughable. I wouldn't be surprised if his dad did have back problems, he's a worker. He's the one who sounds like a 60 year old, taking his new woman to the zoo and then having a quiet dinner. Wonder if this is just him possibly asking for a loan off his "near dead" parents...

I don't know about a loan, but they're already paying for the trip.

If we actually saw Phil and Kat interacting with the public and Phil's parents, that would be very entertaining. Since Kat won't go on stream anymore, it should be really boring because we'll get nothing except hardcore begging before Phil leaves and hardcore begging when he gets back (like with every other "crisis").

 

[Raven'sChild]

100% Tinfoil hat speculation:

The first stream after the 'Visit to see his dying parents' will be Live! from his old bedroom in his parent's house. Behind the scenes, D$P had been cajoling his 'dying parents' into giving him and Khet their house. It's much too big and has stairs. Surely they would be more comfortable in a retirement community where meals are prepared for them and medical staff are on hand to care for them. D$P has promised to visit them weekly along with his household laundry. It's his father who's dying not his mother. She can still do his washing. It would be good for her and help keep her active! The before mentioned 'Big Changes' coming in 2019 were in fact he and Khet moving into his mortgage free childhood home back in Conn. Nothing he could do, the WaKhando had to be sold due to low stream interaction. An added bonus being he'll be able to rent out the ConnDough as Khet can take care of the possible renter issues that may arise before/after she gets off of work.

 

[Sparkletor]

This is straight up a vacation.

Phil hates his parents. Phil blames his mom for his health problems because she smoked while pregnant. He blames them for not getting him the wolverine doll. He blames them for lying to him and saying if he did good in school he would be rich. Reading between the lines a little, but he seemed to blame losing his religion on his folks cheating on each other. He resents them for taking in his cousin and treating her better than him.

There are vlogs where he just talks shit about them. They bought him a ceiling fan and a new stovetop range. Phil demanded that they hire an electrician to come install them during one specific weekend as not to disturb his full adult work. The electrician was already booked that day and couldn't do it. Phil called his folks lazy and stupid for not listening to him.

According to Phil, when he got in the mysterious car accident and went to the hospital, he claims his mother didn't care if he was hurt. She only wanted to yell at him and say it was his fault. It wasn't his fault! There was nothing he could do! She was just being a bitch like always.

This is a week long trip? What are they going to do after the first day? Is Phil going to talk to his folks about video games and wrestling for 7 days?

 

[Raven'sChild]

This is straight up a vacation.
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This is a week long trip? What are they going to do after the first day? Is Phil going to talk to his folks about video games and wrestling for 7 days?

I believe D$P said that his parents were putting him up in a hotel room as well as getting them a rental car. D$P will lay about in the hotel room drinking gin, eating 'real East Coast pizza' and watching the DVD's he packed for the trip while Khet takes a few shopping trips into NYC. He said 'THEY' weren't going to go to NYC. He didn't say Khet wouldn't go on her own.

 

[Sparkletor]

I believe D$P said that his parents were putting him up in a hotel room as well as getting them a rental car. D$P will lay about in the hotel room drinking gin, eating 'real East Coast pizza' and watching the DVD's he packed for the trip while Khet takes a few shopping trips into NYC. He said 'THEY' weren't going to go to NYC. He didn't say Khet wouldn't go on her own.

If you search "things to do in Bridgeport, CT" you'll get the zoo, a few local breweries, a minor league ball park, and the P.T. Barnum museum.

I agree that a majority of this needed week off will be spent getting drunk and watching movies in the hotel. Please donate. He really needs that money.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Call this fucking dumb but I agree it's a vacation, but it's not to CT.

He sure loved talking about how both Him+Leanna wanted to go to California so bad, and now Kat. I'll probably regret not holding my tongue here but we will see if he even bothers tweeting or instagram any of "visits" for his parents. The hotel part also just doesn't seem right if he really acts like he's so close to his parents.

 

[actually]

The hotel part also just doesn't seem right if he really acts like he's so close to his parents.

Far as I can tell he doesn't. He schedules a phone call with them once a week and has often and repeatedly shat on them (think Wolverine toy). Besides, would you want Phil and Kat to stay with you?

 

[millais]

He also needs to introduce Kat to his parents' cats, it's a very pressing matter for some reason.

 

[Raven'sChild]

Call this fucking dumb but I agree it's a vacation, but it's not to CT.

He sure loved talking about how both Him+Leanna wanted to go to California so bad, and now Kat. I'll probably regret not holding my tongue here but we will see if he even bothers tweeting or instagram any of "visits" for his parents. The hotel part also just doesn't seem right if he really acts like he's so close to his parents.

There was no camping on the sofa downstairs while his parent's slept in the WaKhando master bedroom. D$P had them stay in a hotel when they flew out to Renton to paint Leanna's 'office' and weed his patio.

 

[KangarooPissSpray]

There was no camping on the sofa downstairs while his parent's slept in the WaKhando master bedroom. D$P had them stay in a hotel when they flew out to Renton to paint Leanna's 'office' and weed his patio.

Don’t forget hanging some blinds, hard werk dood.

Khet takes a few shopping trips into NYC. He said 'THEY' weren't going to go to NYC. He didn't say Khet wouldn't go on her own.

He’s full of shit he said they’re flying into NYC.

 

[leChinkyRaccoon]

He also needs to introduce Kat to his parents' cats, it's a very pressing matter for some reason.

He brought this up during one of his first mentions of the trip and again now. A very odd focus for a cross country trip. Kat likes cats and my parents have THU-REE cats!

Honestly though, why would he need a hotel room in CT? He has a condo. That he pays for. His parents could just drop a mattress off there. He could show Kat Burell Productions Prime. I just hope he can be cajoled into doing a vlog or two during the trip at least. It would probably be his most viewed thing in awhile.

This is his first time being back to Connecticut since the move correct? This means he did not attend his own aunt's funeral?