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thismanlies said:
After doing a bit of digging, I found eyewitness testimony actually proving this correct.

Just as the people of Selma marched some five decades ago to defeat the evil that is white supremacy, I found myself marching to the polls in November of 2016. It was my right to vote. It was my duty to vote. For those who marched and died to have their voices heard, it was time for mine to be heard.

Despite the gains of our people over the past fifty years, the toxic tree that is white supremacy still had its roots planted in Milwaukee. And from its toxic roots grew poisonous mushrooms. They had red caps that said "Make America Great Again" and their spores filled the lungs of those whom could have once been considered decent people. Two of these spores stood in front of me as I waited in line to cast my vote for our first female president. She wasn't a woman of color, but the alternative was the Pied Piper of racism leading his racist rats to drown in the ocean of bigotry.

I finally saw the front door of the polls after an hour of standing and waiting. I remember thinking "Finally! It's going to be my turn and I'm going to do my part to ensure Obama's legacy lives on.

Little did I know this would be as close as I got to casting my vote. For without warning, the polls started swarming with panic. Terrified people of color ran for their lives and I could only assume the worst. Did some crazy white boy run in with a gun? It made sense because none of the white people standing in line were terrified. In fact, they almost seemed happy this was happening. This was especially true for the MAGA hats, whose smiles and eyes burned brighter than any cross in the south.

Little did I know the truth would be far more terrifying. As people of color bolted out the front door, they were followed by a ghastly creature. His skin was whiter than any Klan sheet that was present at a Donald Trump rally. His skin was translucent with a burning Confederate flag hovering over his heart.

It was the ghost of George Wallace.

I knew it was my duty to fight. I knew it was my duty to win. So I marched right up to the ghost of George Wallace and confronted him over his terrible deeds. I told him he would not stand in the way of our inevitable victory.

The ghost of George Wallace reached his hand back and what he did next would haunt me for the rest of my life. With the force of a thousand slave masters' whips, he slapped me and said "SHUT UP SHEEBOON! THE HEIR OF MY LEGACY SHALL SET THIS COUNTRY RIGHT AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU OR YOUR KIND CAN DO ABOUT IT!"

I was left with no choice. I ran for my life as well as my fellow people of color. As I turned to look back, I saw the poisonous mushrooms sprout next to their dead leader. They formed a barrier at the door ensuring that only the whitest of the white people could cast their votes. It was at that moment I came to the heart breaking realization that Dr. King was wrong. He wanted equality. He wanted to coexist with white people. He was Neville Chamberlain when we needed Winston Churchill. If I was to live in an America where I could raise my children without the fear of them succumbing to violence, I knew there was one thing I needed to do. I needed to rip these poisonous mushrooms out of the ground and salt the earth so they could never grow back.

So the next time some white person tries to tell you that there's no such thing as black voter suppression, you tell them my story. You tell them about the day the ghost of George Wallace showed up to the polls of Milwaukee.
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Is this a real work written by someone, or was it something you made up as a joke?

I can't even tell anymore.
 
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Fat Pikachu said:
I won't know to laugh or cry if the TDS 2 thread is set up on election night, only for Trump to lose.
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You'll jinx it. It will be r/the_meltdown all over again.

Polyboros2 said:
As far as I'm concerned most of the Republicans are there just to deceive older white people that there is someone that isn't for the globalist plan. They were fully on board running a complete joke canidate (Jeb was legitimately funny as a canidate) for Hillary to win against. They even poured millions into Cruz as a desperate bid to knock off Trump. They tried to back stab Trump with the grab them by the pussy tape in coordination with the Dems and media. The government shut down happened only because the Senate passed on voting for the bill the Republican Housr passed around Christmas, so that the new Democratic House could obstruct it.
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Yeah, essentially Trump voters just got lucky that the Republican party was too fat and lazy to implement the same 'protections' against popularly elected primary candidates defeating their chosen establishment winners. The RNC has been subtly subverting Trump ever since he kicked their favorites to the curb.
 
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:story::story::story:


They literally deny reality saying Clinton won in 2016:

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"She actually won in 2016 lmao blumpf btfo"
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Judge Holden said:
Just gonna squat down and shit this out for you young'ns to chow down on....


www.mediaite.com

Hillary Clinton: I Lost WI After Voters 'Were Turned Away From the Polls Because of the Color of Their Skin'

Hillary Clinton said because the Supreme Court "gutted" the Voting Rights Act, she lost the state of Wisconsin in the 2016 presidential election due to people being turned away because of their skin color.
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Yep. Hillary only lost because all black people in the midwest were banned from voting for her.

After extensive research I have identified the main suspect of this mass disenfranchisement in the greater Wisconsin area alongside one of his victims...
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We all know who the REAL mastermind is...
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tyjc said:
Not to be cliche and do the usual "lol americans are so dumb" shtick, but it is scary how many US citizens don't understand their own electoral system.
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No, they understand. They just refuse to accept it. We went through this shit with Bush Jr. too. Even election night coverage is an electoral map, or the "race to 270" bullshit.
 
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Yeah that what the world needs, mediocre assholes who suck at being presidents.

Obama: The World Would Be A Better Place If We Had ‘A Million Baracks And Michelles’

In former President Barack Obama’s view, the world would be a much better place if he and his wife were the prototypes for a million leaders across the globe. Giving a speech at Winnipeg’s Bell MTS Place arena on Monday, Mr. Obama outlined “plans to create a ‘university for social change’ that...
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Obama the Cuck said:
I have plans to create a 'university for social change' that will serve as a hub for young people in the U.S. and around the world who are skeptical of the old institutions. If we train them — if we give them skills, support, financing, media training, spotlights, then they're the ones that are going to carry forward the solutions that we so desperately need. If we could form a network of those young leaders, not just in the United States, but around the world, then we got something," he continued. Hope is attainable. If we can train a million Baracks and Michelles who are running around thinking they can change the world.
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Godzilla@1989 said:
Yeah that what the world needs, mediocre assholes who suck at being presidents.

Obama: The World Would Be A Better Place If We Had ‘A Million Baracks And Michelles’

In former President Barack Obama’s view, the world would be a much better place if he and his wife were the prototypes for a million leaders across the globe. Giving a speech at Winnipeg’s Bell MTS Place arena on Monday, Mr. Obama outlined “plans to create a ‘university for social change’ that...
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You know, if you don't like people calling you the Antichrist, don't talk about taking over the world with your loyal cultists.
 
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Godzilla@1989 said:
Yeah that what the world needs, mediocre assholes who suck at being presidents.

Obama: The World Would Be A Better Place If We Had ‘A Million Baracks And Michelles’

In former President Barack Obama’s view, the world would be a much better place if he and his wife were the prototypes for a million leaders across the globe. Giving a speech at Winnipeg’s Bell MTS Place arena on Monday, Mr. Obama outlined “plans to create a ‘university for social change’ that...
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There's a certain word I want to call Barack Obama. It starts with an N and also has an I and an R. It's on the tip of my tongue and if I can only just think of it...

Oh right, it's narcissist. That's what I want to call the guy who makes a speech and unironically states that he wants a million copies of himself. A narcissist.
 
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Godzilla@1989 said:
Yeah that what the world needs, mediocre assholes who suck at being presidents.

Obama: The World Would Be A Better Place If We Had ‘A Million Baracks And Michelles’

In former President Barack Obama’s view, the world would be a much better place if he and his wife were the prototypes for a million leaders across the globe. Giving a speech at Winnipeg’s Bell MTS Place arena on Monday, Mr. Obama outlined “plans to create a ‘university for social change’ that...
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I still can’t believe some people still think Obama has humility when he says crap like this.
 
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The Pink Panther said:
Watching CNN.

Headline: "Trump loves a Good American Flag Hug."

WHY DO PEOPLE CARE ABOUT THIS SHIT?
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Strictly speaking it might not be totally kosher, but considering the left routinely wipes their ass with the flag, I find their pearl clutching disingenuous and dishonest.

Fucking lefties.
 
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