Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Rotogravure]

I think we've talked about this somewhere before, but I'm sure its long buried.

This is the nutritional info for the CF Orange Chicken

First, this is for the LUNCH Portion

Calories: 1370
Fat Calories: 420
Total Fat (g): 46
Saturated Fat (g): 8
Trans Fat (g): 0
Cholesterol (mg): 145
Sodium (mg): 1890
Total Carbs (g): 170
Fiber (g): 4
Sugars (g): 49
Protein (g): 67

Dinner Portion (the one we know our gorl gets)
Calories: 1690
Fat Calories: 530
Total Fat (g): 59
Saturated Fat (g): 10
Trans Fat (g): 0
Cholesterol (mg): 155
Sodium (mg): 2810
Total Carbs (g): 218
Fiber (g): 5
Sugars (g): 77
Protein (g): 74

Tastee.

 

[497]

If she ever did lose 200-250 pounds I think it'll be like going in reverse- it took her 4-5 years on YT to gain 250 pounds so it's going to take another 4 years for her to lose that much. Is she even going to want to wear out of style, stretched out clothing then? I know it's AL, she's been wearing the same bra for 7 years ... she'll be wearing it till it disintegrates.. Most people wouldn't though. After a massive weight loss people would usually go out and splurge on new clothes. Maybe with all the loose skin the clothes will still fit.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

I think what she meant to say was everything she buys is made for someone 200-250 pounds lighter, so they'll fit better then.

 

[CreedenceLeonoreGielgud]

I think what she meant to say was everything she buys is made for someone 200-250 pounds lighter, so they'll fit better then.

Yes, if she indeed loses weight her clothes will go from 'busting at the seams' to 'tight' to 'normal fit' to 'relaxed fit' and maybe, in the distance, to 'roomy'.

 

[Bunny]

I think we've talked about this somewhere before, but I'm sure its long buried.

This is the nutritional info for the CF Orange Chicken

First, this is for the LUNCH Portion

Calories: 1370
Fat Calories: 420
Total Fat (g): 46
Saturated Fat (g): 8
Trans Fat (g): 0
Cholesterol (mg): 145
Sodium (mg): 1890
Total Carbs (g): 170
Fiber (g): 4
Sugars (g): 49
Protein (g): 67

Dinner Portion (the one we know our gorl gets)
Calories: 1690
Fat Calories: 530
Total Fat (g): 59
Saturated Fat (g): 10
Trans Fat (g): 0
Cholesterol (mg): 155
Sodium (mg): 2810
Total Carbs (g): 218
Fiber (g): 5
Sugars (g): 77
Protein (g): 74

Tastee.

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And doesn't she get double the rice? Lord.

 

[JambledUpWords]

And doesn't she get double the rice? Lord.

She needs the carbs for her next sumo match with Becky

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

She needs the carbs for her next sumo match with Becky

Ten times a week, allegedly.

 

[Mr Foster]

And doesn't she get double the rice? Lord.

She has an inexplicable taste for bland carbs. Like she eats plain cooked pasta by the 1000 cal load. I don't get it.

 

[Strine]

Those haydurs better watch their backs! As she made sure to inform everyone during the facebook drama, Becky's family has a LAWYER at their disposal you guise!
And Amber has THE MEANS to sue everyone that talks shit on her! Now run 'n TELL THAT!

Becky is going to need her yokel family lawyer to contest Amber's will after she leaves everything to Destiny. I'd love to see the entire supporting cast of Gays of our Lives have at it in a court of law once the prize pig goes to the Third Circle of Hell.

P.S. Becky punctuating her inchoate attempt at a threat by telling the haydurs to "run and tell that" may have been a mistake; I don't like her chances of catching a haydur on the hop considering she can't even scratch her gunt without hypertension almost making her head explode.

 

[Chapterhouse]

Those haydurs better watch their backs! As she made sure to inform everyone during the facebook drama, Becky's family has a LAWYER at their disposal you guise!
And Amber has THE MEANS to sue everyone that talks shit on her! Now run 'n TELL THAT!

Oh my god, can you imagine? I'm almost in tears laughing at the thought of the court needing to supply Hamber with a reinforced, very wide and sturdy chair to use in the courtroom.

Wait...maybe she could just use a Rascal scooter instead! Hahaha. I could die happy, but we all know she's full of shit. Plus she should know that it's a waste of time, given how many retards have publically tried to sue KF or Lolcow LLC already.

 

[CreedenceLeonoreGielgud]

Becky is going to need her yokel family lawyer to contest Amber's will

Unless Cheesecake Factory made a "buy an Orange Chicken and get a will free" offer, Amber is dying intestate.

 

[Twinkie]

She has an inexplicable taste for bland carbs. Like she eats plain cooked pasta by the 1000 cal load. I don't get it.

She's a dry gorl

 

[JambledUpWords]

She has an inexplicable taste for bland carbs. Like she eats plain cooked pasta by the 1000 cal load. I don't get it.

For being fat, you’d think she would want better tasting food. I guess it doesn’t matter to her though since she devours things so quickly that she can’t even make out any flavor subtleties. The only tastes she probably cares about are sugar and salt with lots of rice, pasta and potatoes to wash it down.

 

[raritycunt]

She has an inexplicable taste for bland carbs. Like she eats plain cooked pasta by the 1000 cal load. I don't get it.

Not to mention how much plain white rice she eats, I've never seen someone eat rice with nothing to go with it before - she eats like a retarded panda

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

Guys, guys, come on. It is called carb loading. She does it every time she has to get out of the house. That is an endurance race itself at 600 elbees.

 

[Long time lurker]

Jesus, this gorl's got rocks in her head.

You're giving her too much credit. There is nothing inside her head.

Is she even going to want to wear out of style, stretched out clothing then?

Amber only wears things that were trendy 10 years ago, so that wouldn't be a problem. As for the clothes she's buying now, they won't be stretched out since she can't fit in them now.

Becky is going to need her yokel family lawyer to contest Amber's will after she leaves everything to Destiny.

The only thing Amber will leave behind will be trash and debt.

 

[8008135]

One thing that's been brought up several times, and is always very important to remember, is Amber's height. She's short, and that's bad. At only 5'3", being 564 elbees () is the equivalent of being WELL over 600 on someone of more "average" height (unfortunately, I've yet to find a good chart to illustrate that). I was reminded of what a huge difference height makes on this specific episode of M600PL (video is timestamped, and sorry, I apparently no longer know how to embed YT vids!):

https://youtu.be/_YPQUroaxQw?t=1267

Look at Marissa. She's obviously heavy, but she looks normal. Regular human body proportions, no floppy rolls or sagging gunt, no hanging lymphodema masses. Just kinda ... big. How much does she weigh in at?

573.1 pounds.

The difference, of course, is that Marissa is at least 6 feet tall. Compare that with Amber's swollen, deformed disaster of a body and try to comprehend exactly how badly her organs and bones must be screaming right now. It's just ... wow.

 

[Diomia]

One thing that's been brought up several times, and is always very important to remember, is Amber's height. She's short, and that's bad. At only 5'3", being 564 elbees () is the equivalent of being WELL over 600 on someone of more "average" height (unfortunately, I've yet to find a good chart to illustrate that). I was reminded of what a huge difference height makes on this specific episode of M600PL (video is timestamped, and sorry, I apparently no longer know how to embed YT vids!):

https://youtu.be/_YPQUroaxQw?t=1267

Look at Marissa. She's obviously heavy, but she looks normal. Regular human body proportions, no floppy rolls or sagging gunt, no hanging lymphodema masses. Just kinda ... big. How much does she weigh in at?

573.1 pounds.

The difference, of course, is that Marissa is at least 6 feet tall. Compare that with Amber's swollen, deformed disaster of a body and try to comprehend exactly how badly her organs and bones must be screaming right now. It's just ... wow.

I mean, I can see where you're coming from but I just don't think "normal" is any word to describe.... that.

 

[clusterfuckk]

I am pretty sure the orange chicken at the CF has more calories than the average 5'3 woman should be eating in A DAY. Or pretty close to it.

There is a website for that. Unfortunate they do not go up to supercritically morbidly obese. Yet. There are some HAES photo's in there already. And as you can see that is massive already. Perhaps we should send in some Big AL and Necky, perhaps Poopy Booty pics so they can fill in those gaps.

Please can an intrepid Kiwi get on this. The website owner would crap their pants at the beast that is our gorl.

 

[8008135]

I mean, I can see where you're coming from but I just don't think "normal" is any word to describe.... that.

Unfortunately, I think I've been in the Amberverse so long that anything not looking like a melted blob of plastic comes off as "normal". It's like seeing her pictures from 5 years ago and thinking she seems positively svelte. It's all relative, unfortunately.

I think I need a break, my perceptions are fucked. Hamber & Co. have broken my brain.