🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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TPDPolice said:
Dunno if this was posted yet, but Murdoch-Murdoch made fun of Ralph in their new episode. Last time this happened to a Jim orbiter, Jim reacted and we got GamerGate2
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What makes you think that's supposed to be Ralph in particular? (if you're referring to the guy who ordered chinese food)

It's a fat guy, but Ralph's hardly the only fat guy on the block. You sure that the picture is of him?
 
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MidUSA said:
What makes you think that's supposed to be Ralph in particular? (if you're referring to the guy who ordered chinese food)

It's a fat guy, but Ralph's hardly the only fat guy on the block. You sure that the picture is of him?
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People on /tv/ were saying it was Ralph and it looked like a good enough facsimile
 
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TPDPolice said:
People on /tv/ were saying it was Ralph and it looked like a good enough facsimile
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Seems like they're reaching to me.

If they intended it to be Ralph, shouldn't there be at least some reference to him. This character is called Debbie and carries a purse. Plus, when MM feature a "internet celebrity" (like Sargon or that porn-chick) they tend to use an actual photo as their face, so why would it not be an actual photo of Ralph?


EDIT: @Spl00gies found the actual guy.
 
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Yeah it kind of just looks like a generic mobility scooter hamplanet to me.

MidUSA said:
Seems like they're reaching to me.

If they intended it to be Ralph, shouldn't there be at least some reference to him. This character is called Debbie and carries a purse. Plus, when MM feature a "internet celebrity" (like Sargon or that porn-chick) they tend to use an actual photo as their face, so why would it not be an actual photo of Ralph?
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Murdoch Murdoch is the Ben Garrison of animation. If it were Ralph the redhead would've straight-up called him Ralph.
 
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MidUSA said:
Seems like they're reaching to me.

If they intended it to be Ralph, shouldn't there be at least some reference to him. This character is called Debbie and carries a purse. Plus, when MM feature a "internet celebrity" (like Sargon or that porn-chick) they tend to use an actual photo as their face, so why would it not be an actual photo of Ralph?


EDIT: @Spl00gies found the actual guy.
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If Murdoch were going to spoof Ralph they would have his face on a larger body, possibly at a bar or bbq place, and he would probably mention something racial to segue into showing off his brown wife (probably at the behest of Dr. Murdoch, since that character wears it on his sleeve).
 
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TPDPolice said:
People on /tv/ were saying it was Ralph and it looked like a good enough facsimile
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Niggas got a purse and a wig. It's not Ralph, but that episode was fucking hilarious.

Edit: I was late.
 
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I hate to reference Jim, but he hit the nail right on the head. Gamergate quickly went from people being disgruntled that their hobby was being purposely distorted for victim points by a few outsiders co-opting it because they have vaginas to a feeding frenzy for e-grifters to latch on, panhandle for their shekels and constantly keep a re-uptake feed of why the blue-haired feminist is so evil (part 1356). I mean its painfully obvious Ralph or the vast majority of ex-GG crowd don't care about video games, they're fucking shit at them (hence Ralph's terrible let's play of REmake 2).
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Did Ralph even play the original game? I get the feeling he only played Re2 remake the same reason DSP does. Because it's the latest thing that's perfect for shekel grabbing. And like DSP he sucks at it.
 
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Since there's been discussion of Ralph playing games poorly and this has disappeared from his twitch channel for reasons I'm sure nobody can guess at based on the content, here's the stream he did the evening of being kicked off youtube.

https://mega.nz/#!fvpyAQ4A!F7kd6kqdA2dSiuIQrMZO4vEfbG9mjWydDOS21VRwHbQ

Primary highlight is him sperging out about the quest where you have to drive a bunch of suffragettes around in a wagon very slowly. The run up to this starts at around 34:50 or so and the rant proper starts at 37:20 which continues for a few minutes.

His mic is garbage for this stream so careful with the volume.
 
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Is there no Killstream tonight? (It's still the Killstream to me, god dammit.) Is it off for the night so Andy and Ralph can go be totally heterosexual best buds in Washington?
 
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Is there no Killstream tonight? (It's still the Killstream to me, god dammit.) Is it off for the night so Andy and Ralph can go be totally heterosexual best buds in Washington?
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Ethan says The Ralph Retort Tonight (holy shit it's so bad) is going on tonight in like 40 minutes: https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1103848418206728192

EDIT: Now that I'm thinking about it, just call it "The Ralph Retort" and make that the show name. Nobody visits his website anymore anyway.
 
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