DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Comma]

Our professional streamer was running late and people in chat were getting worried. DSP's excuse:

He forgot to talk. Best. Excuse. Ever.

 

[Salubrious]

It's apparently Twitch's fault that DSP can't stream on PC because of bitrate issues.

Ninja, Dr.Disrespect, shroud, and others apparently weren't informed of these limitations.

 

[Ahffline]

What a curmudgeon he is, bitching about holidays.
Every day, he's getting closer and closer to telling the kids to get off his lawn.

 

[Salubrious]

It's KH3 all over again. DSP says that he's forgotten the plot of the first four games.

Apparently playing any of the last four games last month, even just DMC4, wasn't an option.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOink]

Its pretty clear he doesn't give a shit about DMC. he already basically said its a causal fun game compared to sekiro, which is just hilarious.

 

[SleepyNibba]

swaggins shitting on the game in record time.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

Our professional streamer was running late and people in chat were getting worried. DSP's excuse:

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He forgot to talk. Best. Excuse. Ever.

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Then procedes to whine about daylight savings and people 'showing up late to stream'.
What an entitled shitbag.

It's apparently Twitch's fault that DSP can't stream on PC because of bitrate issues.

Ninja, Dr.Disrespect, shroud, and others apparently weren't informed of these limitations.

What a surprise, DSP is talking out of his asshole again

Just to make it clear and settle this, he 100% CAN AFFORD TO RECORD AND STREAM IN 1080p, including on PC.

The problem is "I've never done it before, I don't know how it works". Additionally, he doesn't know how to benchmark, since PC isn't plug-and-play like the consoles. You need to actually configure your software's quality and performance settings to suit your configuration.

This is coming from DSP, who's been streaming professionally for years full time and has allegedly built PCs in the past.

 

[ZehnBoat]

This is coming from DSP, who's been streaming professionally for years full time and has allegedly built PCs in the past.

built but apparently never used
he is the ultimate.. i'm sorry.. penultimate console guy
everything set up nothing to change

 

[Salubrious]

The problem is "I've never done it before, I don't know how it works".

I always forget that DSP is like my mom's 75+ year old siblings, who the moment you try to explain even the most basic of things, throw their hands up in the air and say it's too hard and they don't understand.

Hell, he does that in his Minecraft streams, much less real life.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

I always forget that DSP is like my mom's 75+ year old siblings, who the moment you try to explain even the most basic of things, throw their hands up in the air and say it's too hard and they don't understand.

Hell, he does that in his Minecraft streams, much less real life.

He's waiting for mr papavera to make him an actual guide on how to use redstone.
It's a shame how people try to help him, seeing his complete refusal to look anything up himself, explore or experiment.
Aside from that, he's the first gamer I've ever seen who reads help guides.

Edit: Correction for the last statement. I don't have anything against guides, but a full time gamer and entertainer should be able to explore and experiment in his games, not look for the easy way out

 

[Salubrious]

DSP claims that he can only achieve maximum "interaction" on AAA new releases.

Meanwhile, I'm watching @GMHikaru speedrun minesweeper while waiting for the chess to begin.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOink]

this dude had 600 viewers and didnt have a single tip or cheer for a very long time. wild

 

[Alxmir23]

this dude had 600 viewers and didnt have a single tip or cheer for a very long time. wild

i know that we gotta aknowledge that a good portion of people dont chat but seriously,theres maximum 20 people using chat. are there 580 in his stream not saying a thing or is he using viewbots too?

 

[Wing Zero]

It's KH3 all over again. DSP says that he's forgotten the plot of the first four games.

Apparently playing any of the last four games last month, even just DMC4, wasn't an option.

The game has an option on the title screen that summarizes the story of the first 4 DMC titles. Did he just completely ignore that or...?

 

[Salubrious]

The game has an option on the title screen that summarizes the story of the first 4 DMC titles. Did he just completely ignore that or...?

Probably, but to be fair to DSP, I was flipping back and forth between Twitch channels, so he could have watched it while I was watching someone else.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

The game has an option on the title screen that summarizes the story of the first 4 DMC titles. Did he just completely ignore that or...?

He saw it
"Does anyone want to watch this? Nah fuck it, let's just play the fucking game."

Those were pretty close to his exact words.

 

[Wing Zero]

He saw it
"Does anyone want to watch this? Nah fuck it, let's just play the fucking game."

Those were pretty close to his exact words.

Complains he doesn't remember the plot. Ignores the in-game plot summary...

I know that getting mad at DSP is stupid but GOD DAMN does he make it hard to not do sometimes.

 

[SleepyNibba]

died on the first real boss.

upset now that he had to waste a gold orb to continue the fight because he doesnt understand that the boss has a 1 hit kill move that requires you to get out of the way of the attack.

 

[KookiesNKreem]

He's waiting for mr papavera to make him an actual guide on how to use redstone.
It's a shame how people try to help him, seeing his complete refusal to look anything up himself, explore or experiment.
Aside from that, he's the first gamer I've ever seen who reads help guides.

I can see reading help guides if you're playing a game that needs character management or proper skill combinations in order to be extremely effective (something like an RPG where you only get so many skill points and need to figure out the best places to put them), but then again there's a difference between using them for that little extra boost you need to beat that particularly hard challenge and how Phil uses guides. You'd think the guy with years of gaming experience would at least be able to grasp the basics.

 

[Comma]

He's now complaining about "modern games" having too many flashes and particle effects on screen for him to be able to see what's going on.