🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Is Ralph setting up these calls?

Ralph I just want you to know that your shitty drunken screaming kept me alive through the rectal cancer that threatened my life!

Oh thanks, that's good to hear, people actually send me messages like that all the time.


This banter feels so authentic.

I had a snowboarding accident in february, had a bad crash. I was stuck in a hospital for some time and wasnt sure I would ever walk again because of the damage done.
A guy in my room was listening to the Killstream on his phone and it actually helped me.
I was able to stand up again and walk just to turn that shit off.
TY RALPH U HALP ME U EBIN
 
Just a reminder that he's at 1.6k viewers, and that I totally called it. (Though maybe a day or two off)

I'm calling it for two days tops. Between how sanitized it is now and every other godawful piece of this awful mess that is what's left after it all started falling apart, he's going to be donga-tier in a few weeks.

He can't have Dick & Nick carry his show for him every night.
 
Jesus christ, this imploded so fast, so hard and so much it makes my head spin. You can't mock people for having thin skin, then when the same happens to you, you lose your shit. Doxing fucking subs, using Stream.me gay ops, thinking that busting a pedo ring live like some fucktarded Chris Hansen was a good idea, not to mention fucking looking at the shit...my God.

I used to watch a lot of Ralph, but I just fucking can't anymore. This shit is too idiotic for me.

"ITS DEM EVIL KIWIS!"

Everything we said was right, you stupid fuck. We gave you constructive criticism, you told us to shove it up our asses. Now you reap the whirlwind fuckface. Get fucked Ralph.
 
So far tonight's show has consisted of absolute shit damage control, some exceptional individuals calling in to blow him, watching reruns, and a pre-recorded interview with a chat in revolt a majority of the time. Talk about a show on the skids.

Didn't Ralph shit on Donga for airing prerecorded content a few weeks ago?

I also love how in denial Ralph is about Nora's time spent in the UK.
 
Ugh. God. Am I fuckin exceptional?

Not gonna lie. Ive been into the killstream the past few days. Oh wait. They had to rebrand to avoid banhammering . TRRT. But theres been a lot in the news lately for him to chime in about. And then again one of the things he talked about was trudeau, im Canadian, and how many of watchers actually give a shit?

I dunno. I really feel as if I wanna go to bat for ralph. In the spirit of, iunno, the solidarity of fuck ups? I wanna stand by him.

Guys. I need you to level me with as much shit against ralph as possible. Is he an asshole? Is he doing shitty shit?

I DUNNO. But im gonna decide for myself. I apologize for being a lazy asshole but you gotta understand finding shit on ralph aint easy and I dont got time like I'd prefer. Any helps appretiated.

Im not saying he aint done shit to find. But aintiom a busy guy. . . Alright /rant.
 
People in chat want to see Ralph and Zoom go at it with each other and Ralph is completely ignoring it
Didn't someone state that Ralph was acting nice towards Zoom? Bitch-made Ralph. Bitch. Made
Ugh. God. Am I fuckin exceptional?
Yes

Jokes aside, to me these streams have just been the type of audio you listen to while doing something else. It hasn't been entertaining in the way of drama. And I don't see Ralph being the type to actually do the hustle for the interviews with exceptional people.
 
Jokes aside, to me these streams have just been the type of audio you listen to while doing something else.


Okay and thats fair. But thats pretty much what im doing. I got to laugh at andy gettijg BTFO'd at a black mcdicks. I got to see an autist go back and forth with chat about some book. Oh and ralph had some dude who wrote a book on.

Also fuck yas that are givin my post "autist". I'm a sucker for a sob story. Sue me.

Edit" there was an attempt here to call ralph an autist thru joke but imho it failed. I've been drinking. Double sue me.
 
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