Horrorcow Susan Schofield Cabana, Cory Cabana, & Michael Schofield / Schofield Productions / @bipolarnation - A Tragicomic Tale of Psychiatric Munchausen's by Proxy

[simulated goat]

Highly unlikely, Corvids (crows) are extremely social birds and isolating one from the flock (even to heal it) is usually fatal.

Spoiler

I’ve helped rescue corvids, and they must go to a rescue that already has other corvids. A crow alone won’t live for long. The only reason I’ve ever found injured crows is because their murder or flock goes absolutely apeshit making an ear splitting racket because they all get so upset about their injured member.

My relative has only hosted a cardinal, a robin and a bunch of mammals, yes, you are right the authorities farm out the cases to whoever is most suited.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

According to Facebook, Amy had her baby this morning.

I hope Susan never even gets to see a FaceBook photo of this baby.

 

[Muttnik]

Welcome to the world, kid. Sorry you got the short end of the stick having to deal with Susan in your life. Hopefully you'll grow into a little shit that tells Susan what an ugly hag she is if you're ever unfortunate enough to meet her up close. Grow up successful and give Jani and Bodhi a nice home if they manage to live that long. Other than that, live a full life that your siblings never got to live.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Jani and Bodhi have not been a top priority in Mike’s life for a number of years, with a sparkly new baby they now are even less of one.

New baby will be more developmentally advanced by age six than his adult and teenage half-siblings.

 

[Diggingmyowngrave]

Congrats Amy and Michael. Michael I hope to God almighty you don’t fuck this kid up like you did to your older children. Do not make the same mistake for the THIRD time.

Anyway, Susan has been quiet lately. Any guesses what might be happening to Jani and Bodhi at this moment?

 

[LilNuTTz]

Congrats guys! You made it to the birth without a huge drama filled tragedy on the west coast! Im completely surprised at this, we all assumed that she would fabricate something big enough to pull Michael away and miss it. Amy has already successfully raised an NT toddler, i think we can safely say that this one will get the same love and care the first one got, as long as they stay far away from screech and chester!

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

Congrats guys! You made it to the birth without a huge drama filled tragedy on the west coast! Im completely surprised at this, we all assumed that she would fabricate something big enough to pull Michael away and miss it.

Susan seems to be barred from posting certain types of content on social media at the moment.
The leaks have not appeared here for some time.
Bodhi doesn't seem to be in Texas getting his assessment from what we can tell.

I think we can guarantee x number of ER visits have happened and emails have flown around, we just haven't heard about them.

 

[Ido]

Congrats on the new baby Michael and Amy! I hope the baby is healthy and I wish Amy a speedy recovery!

 

[NSFW]

Susan is probably going to interrogate Jani after every phone call with Michael to stalk this new baby looking for signs of newborn schizophrenia.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Susan is probably going to interrogate Jani after every phone call with Michael to stalk this new baby looking for signs of newborn schizophrenia.

Jani: "Dad says the new baby likes to look out the window from his crib!"
Susan: *autistic shrieking *

 

[Muttnik]

Karma alone should be enough to make that baby a fucking world-class successful neurotypical. But I guess we'll just have to see. Michael isn't exactly the paragon of good genetics.

 

[yammygammy]

do we know if it is boy /girl /name???

 

[Diggingmyowngrave]

do we know if it is boy /girl /name???

I think they already said it was a boy????

 

[Yetta]

I think they already said it was a boy????

I'm not sure of the name, but she had a boy. I have a friend who is a friend of Amy's, but not a close friend, so I don't get any scoop (darn it). But, she told me that Amy had a healthy baby boy this morning.

 

[LukBee]

Jani: "Dad says the new baby likes to look out the window from his crib!"
Susan: *autistic shrieking *

"he's hallucinating! just like you were when you were a new born, just like bodhi was in the car!"
Yeah I could totally see that happening. But michael is more mature now, I hope?

 

[multiverse]

Cory hasn't posted anything in over 24 hours. Susan hasnt posted anything since early this morning, and that's just her compulsive forward posting. Methinks the shit storm @cuddle striker referred to is a-brewing. Which, conveniently, allowed Amy to give birth in relative peace.

Let's start a prayer circle for the fine folks at DCFS, UCLA, and Kaiser. And pour one out for Rizvi: that dude is done (thank godbear).

 

[KeepHopeAlive]

"Oh, yes, Mammy. The happiest days are when babies come."- Melanie, Gone With the Wind.

Congratulations Amy, Michael, Jani, Bodhi and Eva on the new life in your lives.

Welcome to the world Baby Schofield!

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I've no doubt Batshit has been emotionally poisoning and abusing Jani in regards to this new baby and Michael not loving her much anymore.

Michael, work hard and diligently to undo that. You CAN do that.

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The change in Susan's and Cory's posting behavior indicates a change in their reality. I so hope and pray it is the effects of the Shit-Storm. I hope it reigns down HARDCORE on them both, and Rizvi too.

And while I would love to hear from the leaks and know how Jani and Bodhi are doing and hopefully Susan is suffering, I think it's better that they are quiet right now. Give nothing to Susan that she can use to manipulate the situation and make it any worse.

Susan belongs in jail and Cory belongs homeless on the street having someone with a camera in his face screech-asking if he is schizophrenic.

eta: @multiverse my thoughts and prayers are with all you mentioned.

 

[lameandgay2]

I'm generally a cynical person, so stop me if you think I'm being too cynical here, but I'm terrified this 'shit storm' brewing as people are speculating won't be orchestrated with the care and precision it needs to be.

I'm not good at putting faith in organisations like DCFS/CPS because although there's a hell of a lot of good people working for them, there is no funding and a ton of red tape involved in your basic removals, let alone what would have to be planned to save Jani and Bodhi.

Lets just hope our opinions on Sophy prove correct, as if the big man at the top is fully invested, you can bet your ass everyone else will be as fully invested, forced or otherwise.

 

[JanusJupiter]

After months of saying there was nothing they can do, DCFS abruptly got a warrant and pulled Jani and Bodhi from Susan and Cory, right at the same time Michael was with Amy who was giving birth via c section. Unfortunately, it appears that DCFS didn't think this through very well and for obvious reasons Michael can't get to LA to get them right now. They were originally placed with foster care but something went wrong and the foster mother rejected both kids, who are now spending the weekend in a shelter. Because Michael couldn't come get them today, he is considered to have abandoned them. Court hearing is scheduled for Wednesday. That's all I know so far.

 

[Viridian]

After months of saying there was nothing they can do, DCFS abruptly got a warrant and pulled Jani and Bodhi from Susan and Cory, right at the same time Michael was with Amy who was giving birth via c section. Unfortunately, it appears that DCFS didn't think this through very well and for obvious reasons Michael can't get to LA to get them right now. They were originally placed with foster care but something went wrong and the foster mother rejected both kids, who are now spending the weekend in a shelter. Because Michael couldn't come get them today, he is considered to have abandoned them. Court hearing is scheduled for Wednesday. That's all I know so far.

Fuuuuuck, no wonder Screechy and Sancho Cabana have gone dark. Those poor kids, they probably have no idea what's going on, getting shuttled from stranger to stranger to shelter. I hope this can all get sorted out for the best and they're kept away from Batshit and Dishonorable Discharge Druggie from now on.

I'm quite interested as to what finally lit the fire under DCFS' ass after all these years of allowing the children to be abused. I wonder if Susan pulled a new stunt we haven't heard about yet, or if they were starting to feel the weight of public opinion (and possibly governmental inquiries) inspired by the Dr. Phil episodes.