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I'm confused...in my state, adults with developmental disabilities get a court appointed guardian. Can Susan actually regain custody once Jani is 18? Wouldn't she have to apply for legal guardianship?
Yes, she would have to be a court-appointed guardian for Jani in order to keep her. What I'm trying to say is that, even if Susan doesn't have legal authority over Jani after the age of 18, I'm sure that Susan would still do everything in her power to continue controlling her. So long as Jani is living at home, Susan has control of her physical resources, her finances, her environment - even if Jani legally becomes an adult, she sadly was not raised with the knowledge and skills necessary to obtain these resources on her own, and in my opinion, it's very likely that Susan would manipulate Jani into thinking that she is incapable of surviving on her own.
 
I can say things are going well for them.

as far as any further info I might get access to about the kids, it's never going to be precise as long as they're away from Susan- their situation is now private. they're safe.

Susan, now. let's discuss.
she's had a downswing, and is on deck for a mania. there will of course be conditions and things she has to do to even begin thinking about getting the kids back- how will she cope with being forced to see a psych doc, take medication, go to classes, answer questions, and STAY OFF THE INTERNET? do we think that can last? all bureaucratic processes are mind-numbing and frustrating, even to normies, so how is a circus clown like Susan going to manage this?

I'll be surprised if she can. I'll be over the moon if she loses it publicly/online while trying to do so. I'm willing to guess that she thinks trying to comply with Dr Phil's "no internet advocacy" rule can somehow retroactively get the kids back. she's wrong. staying offline now makes no difference at all, she already failed that test.

we've all seen her in unmedicated mania, we don't call her screech for no reason. the moment she realizes that the internet silence isn't currently doing a thing for her case will be when it breaks on out again.

for court purposes, they've already got everything they need via archive and PUBLISHED BOOKS DOCUMENTING THE ABUSE.

Cory can only make these matters worse. I can't wait until he opens his mouth.
 
I'm confused...in my state, adults with developmental disabilities get a court appointed guardian. Can Susan actually regain custody once Jani is 18? Wouldn't she have to apply for legal guardianship?
Michael has said he would fight Susan's claim to adult guardianship. And if the parent was considered unfit by the courts in the child's minority, the same parent is ineligible to be their guardian as an adult. If they can keep Jani from Susan until she's 18, Jani will enter an adult group home for the developmentally disabled and discover they aren't killing factories and are actually quite nice and supportive environments.
 
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Susannah and Croaky probably expected the next month after Dr. Phil to be back to business as usual with the Thorazine, clyopine clozapine, Ritalin, benzo fuck it I am not a pharmacist.

Sad thing is Bohdi probably doesn't even notice Sue is gone.
 
I can say things are going well for them.

as far as any further info I might get access to about the kids, it's never going to be precise as long as they're away from Susan- their situation is now private. they're safe.

Susan, now. let's discuss.
she's had a downswing, and is on deck for a mania. there will of course be conditions and things she has to do to even begin thinking about getting the kids back- how will she cope with being forced to see a psych doc, take medication, go to classes, answer questions, and STAY OFF THE INTERNET? do we think that can last? all bureaucratic processes are mind-numbing and frustrating, even to normies, so how is a circus clown like Susan going to manage this?

I'll be surprised if she can. I'll be over the moon if she loses it publicly/online while trying to do so. I'm willing to guess that she thinks trying to comply with Dr Phil's "no internet advocacy" rule can somehow retroactively get the kids back. she's wrong. staying offline now makes no difference at all, she already failed that test.

we've all seen her in unmedicated mania, we don't call her screech for no reason. the moment she realizes that the internet silence isn't currently doing a thing for her case will be when it breaks on out again.

for court purposes, they've already got everything they need via archive and PUBLISHED BOOKS DOCUMENTING THE ABUSE.

Cory can only make these matters worse. I can't wait until he opens his mouth.
I am extremely curious as to how the court proceedings will go. At the very least, Susan will be put on trial in family court for the allegations of abuse. These judges spend every day hearing the same sad variation of "I'm a good parent and I really seriously definitely promise I would never ever ever hurt my kids who I love so very very much" from every parent who comes into the court, so I'd like to think that they can knock Susan down a peg or two, even if she thinks she's a mastermind manipulator.

Unfortunately, since kids are involved, this also means the court case will be kept tightly under wraps, so it's unlikely that we'll get full details. Guess we'll just have to wait for her inevitable Facebook posts and make our own conclusions from there.
 
I like that we can actually pinpoint the time CPS came in on a rescue mission: she made 2 back to back posts after Facebook once Paris arrived at 6 am. But before she could settle into her mentions for the day while the kids were being bathed for her before school, a knock arrived on the door between 6:33 and 7 am. You can be sure she sighed and switched on her phone camera smugly, ready to pretend to be a loving Mama Bear for her kids again, who just wants help! Are you here to help? We need new doctors! It's all that mean old doctor's fault! Her face dropped abruptly as the usual single CPS caseworker and maybe one officer, was instead 4-5 case workers and a whole passel of officers. She and Cory were told to remain calm and go stand against a wall; were there any other adults in the home, where were the kids, etc. I'd bet cash Cory started losing his temper before pretending surprised compliance, and that he ignored her after they left. She's going to go crazy, but he's not interested any more. Susan was ready to argue, flail and run circles around the workers like usual, but the kids were gone out the door before she even managed to get 5 words in edgewise. She would have received papers explaining what was happening, and the bare minimum of what they were legally obligated to give her for information. They would have made a point to tell her, point blank, that if she attempted to use her social media to call down a PA on the agency who removed her kids, her chances of getting the kids back turned to 0. She won't have heard this, but Cory would have. We will know when Cory bails, because that will be when he doesn't care enough to stop forcing her from posting anywhere she can about this. Susan was left "alone" in a room with her husband, respite worker, and two bathing attendants, unless they were having their names taken down to later give evidence. Paris and Carlos will sing faster than anyone; they were in this for the easy cash, they dont want trouble. They left hoping their next assignment would be just as cushy, although maybe without the endless screeching next time. And Susan was alone with only her husband, who probably walked out without a word to drive around and consider his options.

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I can't really add anything of value besides my autistic mind's eye view of how this may have went down, having followed this case closely from the moment Susan reappeared bent on a second 15 minutes of fame with her YouTube channel in the summer of 2017.


I think I have gloat bloat.

Is it wrong to so delectably savor the BITCH-SLAPPING those two abusing fucktards are getting??? I literally have had visions dancing in my head of them reacting to the situation and it's made me laugh out loud, many times.

Who's sorry now you two dumbass cretins!!!


@cuddle striker Thanks for the updates. I'm so glad Jani and Bodhi are safe and free from the Wicked Bitch and her Monkey Minion.
 
I’d love to. My bet is he’ll be gone before the 1st of the month. He knows their income just went to what he can make. She’s unemployable. He can’t and won’t carry her. He was living off her tit.
They won't be able to make rent next month, and then the eviction saga begins unless Susan's parents decide to bestir themselves; they'll already have been hit up for more lawyer money.

From Susan's mom's Facebook today:
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Yes, it's so "challenging" when your daughter is hoist by her own petard and finally nailed for 16+ years of child abuse, after embarrassing the family on national television for two days running a couple of weeks ago.
 
At least we can cancel the deadpool for Bodhi.

I’m sure Jani is very upset right now; she’s got that trauma bond with her mom, and she’s been told all her life that residential care settings murder kids. I’m sure she misses Friday and Ryder as well, though probably not Cory much. I hope wherever she’s at has therapy dogs.

It’ll get better, Jani. You’ve got a whole Internet forum of weirdos who love you.
 
Jani might not even need a group home. When I was a direct support professional, I had several clients who lived in their own place, managed their own affairs, and worked regular jobs. I was just there to provide transport, and to make sure no one was trying to take advantage. She might be able to do well with just someone to look in on her after she gets taught the life skills Susan wouldn't let her learn.
 
Holy shit! What great news! I'll be honest, I'm DYING for a Susan Facebook post. But it is probably better we don't get one. I think if she keeps posting, it is just a sign that she hasn't and never will learn.

I hope she never ever learns, because if they give that bitch conditions to get the kids back and she adheres, they're fucked. The only small mercy is that the truckload of meds the kids were on probably padded them a little when it comes to the emotional batterings she gave out. If she can't get the meds and she gets them back, what the hell will she do to them then :heart-empty:

Either way, 9th March 2019. A really fucking joyous day, and don't let my cynicism muddy it up, everyone. We love you Jani and Bodhi.
 
I feel ZERO sympathy for these two fucks, and ambiguity went by the boards when the clapbacks we've seen were violent stupid bullyboy shit. So if you fellow farmers wanna gloat, gloat guilt free that's my motto! 500mg of schadenfreude and beer all around!
In my studied opinion, that's far too low a dose. BRB hijacking a keg shipment. Party at my house!
 
Man I've been just watching this thread in utter horror for a while. These kids getting out is the best news.

It's traumatic to be taken away from your parents sure, but for a pair of autistic kids the structure and order of a hospital to get off those meds is a godsend. It's quiet, they'll see the same people consistently, they'll have a set plan that they can follow, and there's no cameras and Susan screeching at them at ungodly hours of the morning depriving them of sleep. No chaos, no screaming, no getting drug out at random hours to autistic kid hell known as the mall to harass random homeless people.

It's absolutely heartbreaking that getting removed from their home means they'll have the first full night's sleep in their entire miserable lives. Here's hoping those kids go to a nice family that can handle their needs and none of their awful parents will see them again.
 
Your post is well taken. I think Screechy will suicide.


We could only be so lucky. Susan taking herself out of the picture entirely would solve a lot of problems, and it's not unprecedented for munchie parents to off themselves when they're pinned to the wall about their abuse. However, I don't see Screechy taking her own life. She's too much of a saggy tits attention whore to take herself out of the spotlight permanently. That said, I can absolutely see her making up a story about a suicide attempt or staging one to try to get asspats from her followers once the story breaks about her losing custody. She'll frame it as a pitiable mental breakdown from a poor traumatized Mama Bear being abused by the Godfather and Dr. Phil for daring to speak out about the magic of clozaril!

Anyone wanting to start a betting pool on:

  1. How many days till Cory leaves
  2. When Syed Tahir Rizvi gets in trouble with the licensing board?


Cory will be gone as soon as the government gibs are officially cut off. He only married Susan for the welfare money and the access to vulnerable kids, and if both of those are taken away he has no incentive to keep playing Sancho in Susan's manic windmill-tilting shenanigans. I don't know if DCFS has already seen to that or if that would have to wait until after court hearings and whatnot. Also, if and when any actual child abuse charges are filed in the criminal system, Cory will absolutely turn on Susan and try to make a deal to save his own neck. I see him playing the "I trusted what my wife was telling me" card and filing for divorce to try to extricate himself from this mess.

As for Dr. Rizvi, sadly I expect absolutely nothing will be done to him in an official capacity. If the licensing board goes after him for prescribing those meds, that opens the door for ALL of Jani and Bodhi's past physicians to get investigated the same way, and I don't see the doctors running the show being willing to start digging that far into so many of their colleagues. Maybe if someone like Michael filed a lawsuit for medical malpractice or something, Rizvi might face some actual consequences beyond bad reviews on Yelp, but only then.
 
I hope to whatever diety there is that Susan is not given a second chance, or offered parenting classes, etc. Or if she is, they still deem her unfit to be a parent in the end. That's my biggest concern right now.
they will do supervised visitation, I am sure of it. In those situations the supervisor can become a witness for or against the parent, depending on how they behave, so susan will undoubtedly fuck it up completely.

As unfortunate as it is, abused children usually still yearn to have a relationship with their parents. The state will try to balance the need for safety with the need for parental contact.
 
Sorry guys I wont have any information. I dont want to talk to cory even to find out what bullshit he is going to spew. I have him blocked and its staying that way. I'm just as surprised as anyone here about the news...well I knew something was as brewing keeping susan quiet just didnt know what. I'm hopeful for jani and bodhi that they can detox in peace and maybe get some real help with their real issues.

edit to add: here comes my grandma (ex-CPS) out of the woodwork to express her affection for susan and jani and bodhi. -gag-

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Sorry guys I wont have any information. I dont want to talk to cory even to find out what bullshit he is going to spew. I have him blocked and its staying that way. I'm just as surprised as anyone here about the news...well I knew something was as brewing keeping susan quiet just didnt know what. I'm hopeful for jani and bodhi that they can detox in peace and maybe get some real help with their real issues.
I don't think any of us blame you for blocking him tbh, honestly good for you.
 
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