I don't know if a glass bottom boat tour counts, seeing as it isn't "xtreme" enough for his list but I've been on one as an example of a guy going on a trip. I don't get why he's acting like working joes can't go on vacation.
Lets break it down.
"Hip hop dance, yoga and painting."
Literally go to your local community center or closest university/gym and you can do these for a paltry sum.
"Travel from Florida to Cali on train."
Lol why would you want to travel by train in the US, but that road trip is not hard to make. Train tickets from Miami to San Francisco right now cost about $300 maximum. The trip will take like 3.5 days. I know I've done comparable road trips. Most Americans have.
"Climb to Mayan Temples"
Well I'm gonna assume he just means see here although I'm sure there are some ruins you can hike to in South America. OK dude just go to Cancun and take a day trip to Tulum. Not that hard to do. Once again a very popular trip for Americans.
"Eat Sushi in Japan"
Going to East Asia is expensive I guess, but really this just means go to Japan. Japan is a decently popular tourist country after all.
"Mountain Climbing and Scuba Diving"
You can go mountain climbing all over the Rockies, Sierra Nevada/Coastal Range, and even in the Appalachians. Andy lives with Ralph near the Appalachians. It would be super easy for him to do a segment of the Appalachian trail which is actually quite lovely.
Scuba diving classes are under $400 for basic open water certification. It's fun to do. A road trip to dive off a rig in Florida isn't too too expensive either. Totally doable.
"Climb Mount Fucking Everest"
lol OK Andy. Good luck with that. No group is gonna take you unless you
actually train really hard and pay out the ass. Maybe do some smaller mountains in the US and see if you like them. Plenty of good 14ers around the Rockies, and once again he is right next to the Appalachians.
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