Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[Marche]

What a stunning group of individuals.

Everything about this picture is just perfect.

Does she even talk about her own kids anymore or just make passive agressive posts about her mom being racies.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Does she even talk about her own kids anymore or just make passive agressive posts about her mom being racies.

She posted some photos of the kids when they were babies a few weeks ago, and tagged Austin. He didn't reply.

What's odd to me, is she doesn't seem to be pretending she has the 2-4 black babies anymore. She only mentions having two kids in her FB bio. I kinda wonder why she gave up on lil Weezy and Printhessth. She's also not currently pretending to be pregnant, for the first time in about a year.

 

[LW 916]

Something of note: make sure you check all spellings/hyphenation/punctuation combos of De'Shaun/ guys with De'Shaun as a middle name.

Spoiler: Powerlevel

I have worked in data entry and punctuation-specific names can be tricky to retain results from like De'Anna or La-Quisha etc. Also a lot of people go by their middle names, especially if someone else in their family already has that name.

 

[Muscle Bra]

I don't know exactly what's wrong with her. She told me she has hallucinations, but I'm not sure I really believe that.

Oh, wow. I don't think I knew you had personally met Sammie; I thought you just knew of her through friends or acquaintances. That's like one degree of lolcow separation!

I honestly think De'Shaun is completely made up. Why you would pretend to have a boyfriend in jail, I have no idea. But who knows why Sammie does a lot of stuff.

I wouldn't be surprised at all to learn that Sammie has a fake boyfriend in prison. We've already seen that she has an almost pathological need to not just be in a relationship but to tell everyone on Facebook that she is in a relationship. Since it seems as if she may have run out of RL hood niggos to pose for a picture and claim they're together, the next logical step is for her to invent a fake boyfriend. Then, since Sammie needs to come up with a reason as to why she can't post pictures of them together, it's almost logical that she would put him in prison.

It's kind of like the sped version of that lie you used to tell as a kid where you met that really hot guy/girl while you were on vacation who just so happens to live in another country/on the other side of the US.

 

[Bunny]

Oh, wow. I don't think I knew you had personally met Sammie; I thought you just knew of her through friends or acquaintances. That's like one degree of lolcow separation!


I wouldn't be surprised at all to learn that Sammie has a fake boyfriend in prison. We've already seen that she has an almost pathological need to not just be in a relationship but to tell everyone on Facebook that she is in a relationship. Since it seems as if she may have run out of RL hood niggos to pose for a picture and claim they're together, the next logical step is for her to invent a fake boyfriend. Then, since Sammie needs to come up with a reason as to why she can't post pictures of them together, it's almost logical that she would put him in prison.

It's kind of like the sped version of that lie you used to tell as a kid where you met that really hot guy/girl while you were on vacation who just so happens to live in another country/on the other side of the US.

omg yas bringing me back to my childhood when girls would be like "oh I have a boyfriend, but he's in Canada so you can't meet him." lol k girl

 

[Trombonista]

What are the odds of Sammie being catfished?

 

[Strine]

What are the odds of Sammie being catfished?

I'd say pretty good. I don't feel it would be difficult to lure her in with the prospect of a boyfriend, considering she literally fucks homeless druggies in order to profess that she's in a relationship. Maybe she'll be a bit more sober after her alleged rape, but she isn't going to be any smarter.

 

[LW 916]

Casting my vote for absolutely could be a catfish. Sammy is almost more gullible than pre-Clyde Cash Chris-Chan. A twelve-year-old boy could catfish Sammy successfully, as long as he was willing to at least pretend to sift through her lunatic ravings. I know it's like calling Amberlynn Reid fat at this point but God this bitch is dumb as a box of rocks. I'm regularly floored by how fucking illiterate she is. Forget one fry short of a Happy Meal, she's got maybe two McNuggets out of a twenty-piece meal.

 

[I'd buy that for a dollar]

If she was any dumber she wouldn't be able to post stuff online or she could but it would really be illegible. As it stands, she has the absolute bare minimum intelligence to post her lolcowish drivel online.

She is like ... the baseline of lolcow intelligence. For practical reasons we will not see a stupider lolcow than this, unless in the future mobile apps are more streamlined and the user won't even need to create an account or download anything. Just buy a phone, it snaps a photo of your mug, creates profiles on the main social sites and auto-posts any picture or video you take.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Praise Jebus, Sammie isn't going to die. (Not that she ever was in danger of it)

And apparently I was wrong the other day. Our girl is pretending to be pregnant still. I wonder how she's going to spin this kid to be De'Shauns, even though he's been in jail the whole time they've been together (Also, he isn't real.)

 

[Trombonista]

Cellulitis? How fat is she now?

 

[Misto]

Cellulitis? How fat is she now?

Fat enough that her doctor had to save her, apparently.

 

[Coin Ops]

Praise Jebus, Sammie isn't going to die. (Not that she ever was in danger of it)
View attachment 689915

She spelled Cellulitis correctly. Holy shit.

 

[Strine]

She spelled Cellulitis correctly. Holy shit.

Cellulitis? New baby name idea!

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Sammie made a fakebook for her 'husband'. And yikes, he ain't much to look at.

Of course he's a rapper.

I'm laughing so hard. Sammie is telling people her imaginary husband is Facebooking from jail. Honey, no.

 

[Coin Ops]

Cellulitis? New baby name idea!

Cellulitith.

 

[Trombonista]

Sammie made a fakebook for her 'husband'. And yikes, he ain't much to look at.
View attachment 690495
Of course he's a rapper.
View attachment 690496
View attachment 690497
View attachment 690498
View attachment 690499
I'm laughing so hard. Sammie is telling people her imaginary husband is Facebooking from jail. Honey, no.
View attachment 690500

People in jail can't update their Facebook, right?

 

[Mary Tyler Meltdown]

People in jail can't update their Facebook, right?

No. They don't have access to social media. The only way around it is if they manage to get a cellphone.

I doubt this man even knows that he's getting married and has a kid on the way!

 

[Bunny]

At least she spelled his name right on his fake fb. Poor Clarnce was never even that lucky.

 

[Darndirty]

Do you know what her diagnosis is? Actually, I would not be at alll surprised if she has more than one... She seems like she could have BPD based on her thoughtless impulsiveness, anger/rage issues, doing things for attention, and unstable relationships (splitting between black and white lol), and possibly her inability to commit or follow through with anything including even a low-level job, but her intellectual and cognitive deficits could also account for a lot of it. People with BPD aren't known for being the most self-aware, but Sammie is stunningly lacking in the self-awareness department.

What is it with everyone having to have a diagnosis these days? Dumb and lazy can just be signs that a person is dumb or lazy.