Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 555 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 350 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,642 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,547
I hope Cxnt recorder her latest younow stream from yesterday.

edit; nvm, found the thread sorry y'all

??? There wasn't a thread for it. Wasn't any Younow stream yesterday.. Unless you're talking about an older Younow stream?
 
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A screenshot of Amber's SC where apparently she found it vital to quickly update everyone that not only had she not slept last night, she also wasn't going to sleep today.
I think Amber grossly overestimates how interesting her sleep schedule is, but ok gorl.
Here's a thought, maybe go to bed instead of to a restaurant in the middle of the night.
 
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A screenshot of Amber's SC where apparently she found it vital to quickly update everyone that not only had she not slept last night, she also wasn't going to sleep today.
I think Amber grossly overestimates how interesting her sleep schedule is, but ok gorl.
Here's a thought, maybe go to bed instead of to a restaurant in the middle of the night.
It would also help if she'd get her sleep apnea checked out, but our gorl would rather get some ihop instead
 
Wtf she just seems out of it..and filtered horribly. Am I going crazy or is there filters at work?
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You're not crazy. The filters she uses always erase several chins and does the weirdest shit to her neck. I think it's supposed to be flattering, but it somehow always makes her look like something from the Island of Dr. Moreau.
In no way could the tiny neck she always tries to pass off on her filtered Insta and SC pics possibly hold up her giant moon head. It's both comical and creepy.

I'm hoping the lipstick is a filter effect or we can add "uncontrollable shaky hands" to the growing list of her maladies. It looks absolutely crazy when you zoom in on it.
Also insane: I believe she has a choker on between her 2nd and 3rd chin. Yikes.
 
the discord server just copies kf, with a fan art section, amberisms and everything. buncha copycats is all it is, but no one gets ticked off at powerleveling over there.
Oh I'm sorry. I don't have discord. I remembered mods on hxmber streams asking people to ask for discord links if they want to join

Holy shit, she is wearing a choker! I had to really focus, does it not suffocate her folds? Also how does she even find chokers that fit that neck
There are choker extenders available at wommart
 
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I love how, even when answering genuine questions from her supporters, Amber's default setting is stuck on "cunty".
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"Yes, I know I said those things, but OBVIOUSLY you didn't listen carefully enough!"
Like did it ever occur to Big Al to politely let these people know that there may have been a miscommunication? And, oh I don't know, be grateful for their interest in her boring videos?
That second person ended up being apologetic to Amber ffs. What an asshole.
 
Like did it ever occur to Big Al to politely let these people know that there may have been a miscommunication?

Ah, you've picked up on a common lowlcow trait. It's very DPS'ish. I bet if we ran a comparison on all the cows here, the matching statistics would look like an inbred family's DNA results.
 
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You're not crazy. The filters she uses always erase several chins and does the weirdest shit to her neck. I think it's supposed to be flattering, but it somehow always makes her look like something from the Island of Dr. Moreau.
In no way could the tiny neck she always tries to pass off on her filtered Insta and SC pics possibly hold up her giant moon head. It's both comical and creepy.

I'm hoping the lipstick is a filter effect or we can add "uncontrollable shaky hands" to the growing list of her maladies. It looks absolutely crazy when you zoom in on it.
Also insane: I believe she has a choker on between her 2nd and 3rd chin. Yikes.

To answer your question, no, the lipstick is not part of the filter. Gorl should've used lip liner with that dark lipstick, but she's too stupid and lazy to mess around with that.
 
Here is a thought from St. Augustine of Hippo:

The good man, though a slave, is free; the wicked, though he reigns, is a slave, and not the slave of a single man, but — what is worse — the slave of as many masters as he has vices.

Of course replace man with woman and that quote describes Amberlynn's situation to a T. Funny how eating as much as you want isn't freedom.
 
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A screenshot of Amber's SC where apparently she found it vital to quickly update everyone that not only had she not slept last night, she also wasn't going to sleep today.
I think Amber grossly overestimates how interesting her sleep schedule is, but ok gorl.
Here's a thought, maybe go to bed instead of to a restaurant in the middle of the night.
I am baffled at how much that filter accentuates her moon-face. Gorl says she isn't feeling 100, looks more like 600.
 
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