🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[The_MmmBop_Gang]

That stream was legitimately pathetic in the extreme.
Ralph was so fucking wasted; it wasn't even the sort of inebriated where he challenges people to hold their breath or something even mildly entertaining like that.
It was just a man with a very big monkey on his back making a fucking fool out of himself, slurring every inane syllable as his fat folds hit the keyboard, accidentally activating his sound board.

SAD.

 

[Lemmingwise]

Unlike Jim, I do not have my own show. But if I did, I would not be embarrassed of my facial structure and features (he probably has acnes)

If I give you a show, will you happily show up? I'd love to interview you on camera.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Slightly off topic, but never too far removed: Jim

I don't get the a-logging over Jim and his "fans". Maybe I'm the only one seeing it this way, but I don't see Jim as an internet personality so much as I see him as a gateway to interesting shit. He isn't untalented or un-funny or anything like that, so I'm not trying to shit on him, but he just does his "job" and does it well

I think the fan thing is a little overblown. It’s not much more cancerous than any other fan base.

@theralph is Vee giving you advice? Do you honestly think egging /cow/ on was a good idea?

Edit :
The clipping channels don´t seem to think so.

Mayte the way you beat the boards is by sending normies to them.

There’s all these sharks surrounding me, I know, I’ll cut myself to calm them down.

 

[Wheelchair]

Mayte the way you beat the boards is by sending normies to them.

There’s all these sharks surrounding me, I know, I’ll cut myself to calm them down.

Step 1. Send your paypigs to shill on cow
Step 2. ...
Step 3.

 

[Xyllon]

Slightly off topic, but never too far removed: Jim

I don't get the a-logging over Jim and his "fans". Maybe I'm the only one seeing it this way, but I don't see Jim as an internet personality so much as I see him as a gateway to interesting shit. He isn't untalented or un-funny or anything like that, so I'm not trying to shit on him, but he just does his "job" and does it well.

I don't think it's that people are impressed or in love with Jim, I think they just appreciate that he isn't imploding constantly, and manages to be fairly consistent with what he delivers. And, probably most importantly, he doesn't pick fights he cannot win, thus setting himself up for failure.

But of course I can only speak for myself. Is there any real reason for this loathing of so called Jim fans?

(I tried reading his thread, but a lot of the posts in there were dripping with autism tbh)

Contrarianism. In my experience his fanbase isn't even disproportionately retarded, he's just big enough to have a noticeable (but not disproportionate) following from groups the internet loves to hate (furries, trannies, etc.) which is then used as an excuse for people who already dislike him for whatever reason to shit on him more.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Just a reminder that there are people cucking to this manthing and giving it money for attention.

 

[Smarty Pants]

Just a reminder that there are people cucking to this manthing and giving it money for attention.

Just a reminder that he ate a half-eaten cheeseburger from the garbage can.

 

[Rabbi Yehonatan]

Just a reminder that he ate a half-eaten cheeseburger from the garbage can.

Please give me source on this my man.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

It's a few pages back man but I just heard that clip about SMASHING THAT MFING LIKE BUTTON and he really sounds ultra pathetic. I almost feel bad for him.

 

[Smarty Pants]

Please give me source on this my man.

He just picked it up and ate it. This has to be peak fatfuckery.

 

[TPDPolice]

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How can the skeptics hope to compete?

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Just a reminder that there are people cucking to this manthing and giving it money for attention.
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There is no fucking way he was not a prison bitch while in jail. I mean, he has a fucking humpback and looks like a lava lamp. Take care of your body ralph jesus christ

 

[Rabbi Yehonatan]

He just picked it up and ate it.

Ralph is literally a white nigger confirmed. This is getting better and better. Makes you wonder what will they do in Miami. Thanks for the source my man.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

There is no fucking way he was not a prison bitch while in jail. I mean, he has a fucking humpback and looks like a lava lamp. Take care of your body ralph jesus christ

What you also need to keep in mind when he goes on about being in jail since he's hardcore is the following:

• He was sent to jail for assaulting a police officer
• He was drunk sleeping in a hotel lobby
• His punch at the police officer missed

He did 8 months for swinging at a police officer and missing, let that sink in.
No way he had any respect in jail, why would he?

I tried punching a cop and missed, I talk about muh vidya and feminism on the internet

There's no way he was anything besides the resident prison bitch.

 

[Love Machine]

Just a reminder that there are people cucking to this manthing and giving it money for attention.
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Even his posture is poor.

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

Just a reminder that there are people cucking to this manthing and giving it money for attention.
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His back fat sticks out further than his ass does. A lot further.

 

[superberries]

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He just picked it up and ate it. This has to be peak fatfuckery.

@theralph, I know you´re going to end up homeless, but there´s no reason for you act like you´re homeless. Eating food someone left at a fucking gas station? Honestly, WTF?

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Even his posture is poor.

I dont get how golum from LOTR over here has been talking so much shit on peoples looks all this time when he looks like your typical Mcdonalds "cook". Especially with a fucking humpback. Andy better drag his ass to a chiropractor and then the gym. Take his tendies away from him or something.

 

[Fools Idol]

Why doesn't Ralph just give up? He has made a decent amount of money over the years and got him self his 15 minuets of fame. If he folds now he'll get to keep whats left of his dignity and savings.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Why doesn't Ralph just give up? He has made a decent amount of money over the years and got him self his 15 minuets of fame. If he folds now he'll get to keep whats left of his dignity and savings.

Narcissism has him convinced he is on the right side of all this when reality is, its all gay and autistic and he should wake up before nora finalizes the divorce and he is left with noone but andy telling him not too worry because hes got "projects" in the works. Basically hes delusional.