🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Ralph has been going back and forth on hating and loving Zoom
"Zoom can go drink bleach and die for all I care" -Ethan Ralph

Can't wait to hear him say he wants to bury the hatchet

Edit: Now Ralph is telling Cog to not put Zoom on or Ralph will leave :story:
 
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Andy is an exceptional individual (Saving my shit for his thread) but at least he's having fun in Miami Why is ralph on some shitty stream, sitting inside and not enjoying at least the decent weather? Fuck, where is he?
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Because he's a fat, insecure drunk.
 
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Ralph is too scared to let zoom talk to him on Cogs show

IDK why Cog just didn't bring zoom on

Now Ralph is trying to diss Cog about his sound clips and sheckle grubbing ways.

lol

Ralph sounds absolutely wasted at 4 pm

Cog asks Ralph "zidans returns tonight right? Ralph dodges the question.

Cog tells Ralph he's in a hug box

Ralph Tells Cog to fuck off.

He brings Zoom in

Ralph runs away like a pokemon
 
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tuscangarder said:
Ralph is too scared to let zoom talk to him on Cogs show

IDK why Cog just didn't bring zoom on

Now Ralph is trying to diss Cog about his sound clips and sheckle grubbing ways.

lol

Ralph sounds absolutely wasted at 4 pm
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Ralph has officially hit Bitchmade.

Also did anyone notice:

Cog: You are live tonight and Zidan is back right?

Bitchmade Ralph: Yeah I'm live tonight and that's about it.

Chances of Zidan seem low and if he is smart he'll stay away.
 
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Ralph's going to end up in a hospital. How many days can you stay extremely drunk before liver or kidney issues? Or just flat out alcohol poisoning. Ralph was WASTED at 4pm. You know he isn't going to stop drinking today, especially after this.

Andy really needs to tell him to stop drinking. At some point it isn't a friend having a good time..........
 
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Saint Regret said:
Andy is an exceptional individual (Saving my shit for his thread) but at least he's having fun in Miami Why is ralph on some shitty stream, sitting inside and not enjoying at least the decent weather? Fuck, where is he?
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Imagine being such an alcoholic fucktardthat even fucking Andy of all has zero faith in your ability to be out in a public crowd and can't even let you out of the hotel room in good conscience.
The headlines: FloridaMan breaks Virginia invader: Sloshed Virginiaman stole FloridaMans unfinished taquitos last night and a fight ensues. Witnesses stated they heard "WuahWuahWuahWuahWuahRaaaaaaaw WuahWuahWuahhhhaaaaaaa" as the two wrestled in dumpster juices outside of local aids bar.
 
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Please tell me someone is archiving this stream he's on.

tuscangarder said:
Ralph's going to end up in a hospital. How many days can you stay extremely drunk before liver or kidney issues? Or just flat out alcohol poisoning. Ralph was WASTED at 4pm. You know he isn't going to stop drinking today, especially after this.

Andy really needs to tell him to stop drinking. At some point it isn't a friend having a good time..........
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A surprising amount of time. Humans are pretty great at handling one of nature's most simple yet effective poisons, which (our resilience to it) is thought to come from beer and wine being safer to drink than water in ancient times.

In ancient Egypt they'd straight up kill niggas for making awful beer.
 
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tuscangarder said:
Ralph's going to end up in a hospital. How many days can you stay extremely drunk before liver or kidney issues? Or just flat out alcohol poisoning. Ralph was WASTED at 4pm. You know he isn't going to stop drinking today, especially after this.

Andy really needs to tell him to stop drinking. At some point it isn't a friend having a good time..........
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Years
 
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Please tell me someone is archiving this stream he's on.



A surprising amount of time. Humans are pretty great at handling one of nature's most simple yet effective poisons, which (our resilience to it) is thought to come from beer and wine being safer to drink than water in ancient times.

In ancient Egypt they'd straight up kill niggas for making awful beer.
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Ralph's super fat though. I wouldn't doubt he was diabetic or pre-diabetic. We aren't talking about a healthy dude.

Beer/wine killed the germs in the water back in the day.
 
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