🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

I hate to admit this but Zoom is making some cogent points regarding Bitchmade Ralph. I mean Zoom is still a sped fag but facts is facts.

Oh god is he really coming back on???

Can we get a fact check on Zoom's donating? I have doubts.

 

[Smarty Pants]

The funniest part was when Cog basically went "well you can fuck off now, I want to have other people on".

 

[Superman93]

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Ralph is back in waiting room. Hope you got your rain jackets on because we're getting a lot of tard cum

 

[Shady Attorney]

Ralph back on with Zoom

ROUND TWO.....START!!

 

[YW 525]

Just makes you want to pull the pin.

 

[Saint Regret]

Holy shit. You can tell Andy is getting frustrated at Ralph, and perhaps slowly ruining his time in Florida.

 

[Unog]

Ralph's super fat though. I wouldn't doubt he was diabetic or pre-diabetic. We aren't talking about a healthy dude.

He could still, if properly hydrating, last at black-out wake-up drinking levels for a few more days, even a week or two. Humans are seriously resistant to the shit, and to give credit where it's due Ralph is a hardcore veteran alcoholic.

Beer/wine killed the germs in the water back in the day.

Totally. Which speaks to the efficacy of ethylene alcohol as a poison and how amazing the resilience of humans to it is. (I'm a bit of a HFY sperg, sorry)

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

Zoom sounds perpetually amused by his own words and they aren't nearly as funny as they sound in his head. It is really annoying.

Ralph is going to get Ross'd out of the hotel because he's sperging on the internet. This is a pretty good Wednesday.

 

[tuscangarder]

He just went full Tonka

Challenging Zoom to fight him IRL

 

[Superman93]

"I weigh 150 pounds!" -Ralph
Just,

 

[YW 525]

Pretty sad that even when there are happenings occurring around Ralph, Zoom, and the Killstream, the drama isn't compelling enough to keep watching.

Hide the fun, Ralph and Zoom are here to kill entertainment.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

His tribe lives on the Woodford Reserve.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

"I weigh 150 pounds!" -Ralph
Just,

I thought that's what he said but I was too caught up in the stupidity to go back and check.

His gunt weighs 150lb.

I love that Zoom lies so much. No one with any sense would talk to Zoom about anything they haven't made public. He's a total gossip whore and you'd know it would be vomited all over the internet with a faggy laugh.

 

[Saint Regret]

"I weigh 150 pounds!" -Ralph
Just,

Actually makes sense considering he's 4'11

 

[tuscangarder]

Pretty sad that even when there are happenings occurring around Ralph, Zoom, and the Killstream, the drama isn't compelling enough to keep watching.

Hide the fun, Ralph and Zoom are here to kill entertainment.

Nah, this is great.

 

[Figger Naggot]

"I weigh 150 pounds!" -Ralph
Just,

I thought I misheard that. Even if he's only like 5'1" there is no way in hell he's 150 pounds.

@DispatchCommit clipped out the whole spergout.

 

[Smarty Pants]

"I weigh 150 pounds!" -Ralph
Just,

Checks out.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

Checks out.
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Let's be real here.

 

[Smarty Pants]

Why are Failure and Andy out enjoying the Miami sun and Ethan is drunkenly sperging out in his hotel room? This is fucking sad.

 

[Unog]

I thought I misheard that. Even if he's only like 5'1" there is no way in hell he's 150 pounds.

@DispatchCommit clipped out the whole spergout.

In this clip Ralph admits that he wanted a man that he considers a pedophile to move in with him, and listened to his pleas of insolvency regarding not being able to in confidence.

A man that he has publicly, openly gone to bat for, and even called a friend.

Which as we know by now was planned before the stream that involved child pornography.

Planned even, before he brought a fourteen-year-old youtuber onto an adult program.

@theralph You are an absolute re-tard.