DSP's Loan & Savings Company

[James Smith]

So basically if he can't get that refinance now he's not going to get the kind of money he wants. SELL. SELL. SELL. But he won't.

 

[tarni]

Wasn't infinite appreciation his projection for the CT condo as well?

 

[James Smith]

Wasn't infinite appreciation his projection for the CT condo as well?

Nah. He straight up bought that condo because the owner's girlfriend worked with him and he had a thing for her.

Literally bought a $120K condo because he's a beta male that wanted a girl's attention.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Uh Oh: https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/bu...g-county-s-housing-market-cool-down/831141884

"Buyers and sellers in the Seattle area are feeling the triumph and pain of a cooling real estate market in Western Washington."

"The cooldown in the sizzling hot real estate market is being felt by Catherine Sabol and her family, whose home in Renton has been on the market for about a month."

Some people had predicted this would come. I think the new hot city is Denver and also a lot of people are moving to Texas.

 

[Alxmir23]

This guy is desperate for money. Evidenced by him selling his dvd and bluray collection to a thrift shop for a couple hundred dollars. Considering how big that collection is, its probably in the realm of $1-3 per movie.

But not desperate enough for TTS

What a topsy turvy world Dave lives in

either its a move to look poor or he is not lying and he truly is broke

 

[Raven'sChild]

either its a move to look poor or he is not lying and he truly is broke

He 'sold' a handful of the Hundreds of DVDs he "never watches" for a stream reported grand sum of ~$1 a piece. I speculate it was more a need to open up space in the racks to house the new DVDs bought than an actual fund-raising. Someone looking to get money from their DVDs would sell them on E-bay/Amazon where you'd be hard pressed to even find a movie selling for under $1.99. Aplayable copy impossible to buy in a store now sells for even more!*

* not to pwrlvl, but I know about this having sold a number of old movies on E-bay/Amazon I had in my collection only because a favored actor was in them, but I never re-watched and they were sitting there taking up space I wanted for new DVDs( ...I found on E-bay/Amazon...) I actually wanted to re-watch.

 

[Madmartigan]

He 'sold' a handful of the Hundreds of DVDs he "never watches" for a stream reported grand sum of ~$1 a piece. I speculate it was more a need to open up space in the racks to house the new DVDs bought than an actual fund-raising. Someone looking to get money from their DVDs would sell them on E-bay/Amazon where you'd be hard pressed to even find a movie selling for under $1.99. Aplayable copy impossible to buy in a store now sells for even more!*

There's no doubt that selling them on Ebay would have gotten him a lot more money. Phil probably even realizes that himself. This is just a case of him being lazy. Back when he was still buying physical copies of games, he'd periodically bring a stack of them into Gamestop for store credit, and the same fact applied then; he could have sold them on Ebay for more money, but he chose the path that would involve the least possible effort for him.
I suspect this was more likely a case of Kat suggesting (or more likely telling him) that he he sell those DVDs. The sad part is that piddling amount of money he got for the DVDs was likely less than a couple of those bank overdraft fees Phil seems to get on a regular basis.

 

[James Smith]

He won't sell stuff on eBay because

1. it's a lot of work
2. people would troll him

You heard correctly: one of the reasons DSP won't sell stuff on eBay is because people will troll bid. It's impossible to sell stuff on eBay without telling your fans and without using the name DarksydePhil / Phil Burnell.

 

[bearsintrees]

I speculate it was more a need to open up space in the racks to house the new DVDs bought than an actual fund-raising.

I suspect this was more likely a case of Kat suggesting (or more likely telling him) that he he sell those DVDs.

I'm gonna piggyback off these ideas and say that the mass-selling of blurays was to clear room in that sad little dining area for a complete refurnishing. No matter how he tried to spin his new house, it still reeked of bachelor pad. A wall of cheap dvd racks looks like shit. No one has seen most of his first floor since the drunk tweets, and at most we've heard that Kat liked to fall asleep next to the fire when she was ill. I'd bet all that shit's remodeled.

 

[KangarooPissSpray]

I'm gonna piggyback off these ideas and say that the mass-selling of blurays was to clear room in that sad little dining area for a complete refurnishing. No matter how he tried to spin his new house, it still reeked of bachelor pad. A wall of cheap dvd racks looks like shit. No one has seen most of his first floor since the drunk tweets, and at most we've heard that Kat liked to fall asleep next to the fire when she was ill. I'd bet all that shit's remodeled.

My issue with this is first he sure as hell couldnt do it himself (evidenced by flying the sickly parents out to “help” paint, hang blinds, and do some light yard work. Also I don’t know of any contractor that would work around his autistic schedule and would have been heard and bitched about by Dave to try to hide it’s purpose. Hell I’d bet some decent money there’s still the water damage in that closet so I think the only change is most of her shit is down stairs where she segregates herself from the piggy.

 

[James Smith]

DSP literally has no money. All of his money goes straight to credit cards then he pays for everything with the freed up credit limit. He's technically not lying when he says he's broke. He's broke because he uses his credit cards like a savings account by making extra payments instead of using his savings account like a savings account by not making extra payments.

After all the mortgage company doesn't care what his bank balance is; they care what his credit utilization is.

 

[Raven'sChild]

DSP literally has no money. All of his money goes straight to credit cards then he pays for everything with the freed up credit limit. He's technically not lying when he says he's broke...

Not all his money. D$P has stated that his Tips are his 'cash-on-hand' spending money....while also saying that they go directly to his bills, I lean more toward the truth being in the first statement. Tips he gets "right away" where they sit burning a hole in his pocket. His Cheer/Sub/YT/Twitch ads/Pay-me-tons/merch money goes to the bills with any Tip money left over covering what shortfalls there might be....if there are any Tips left after his weekly Day Off with Khet going to the Mall and eating out multiple meals*. I'm sorry, but someone in actual financial difficulty would not take a Day Off AND go Out to Eat even one meal that day let alone 4+ every month.

* He stated recently how he and Khet enjoy going out to eat breakfast. It's a given they are not coming home from the mall to make sandwiches ( which D$P considers as also being a snack) nor are they fixing dinner after their 'trip to the grocery store'. Thus we have 2 possibly three meals eaten out on the weekly Day Off. Additionally, for a household that needs to go grocery shopping every single week, the day of the week changes. Are they going hungry when their Off Day falls later in the week.....or are they ordering Pizza like D$P did when Khet was too sick to go shopping with him because if you can't drive to the mailbox inside your gated community alone, how could you possibly go grocery shopping by yourself?

 

[Kermit the Frog]

According to Phil, once he gets back from his trip to Connecticut, he's going to have to start preparations to sell the house. He's not exaggerating this time, folks. He can barely afford to pay his bills! Those taxes need to be paid! There's nothing else he can do!

https://twitter.com/pigxdestroyer/status/1106257728937357319

HINT HINT, PIGGIES, BETTER CONTRIBUTE WHEN HE'S NOT STREAMING. STAYING AT A HOTEL, GOING TO THE ZOO AND EATING AT RESTAURANTS FOR EVERY MEAL ISN'T CHEAP, OKAY?
Nothing will happen. Phil will quickly and quietly claim he was somehow able to come up with enough money to pay his taxes or was able to negotiate a payment plan and move on to the next scam.

 

[samovski]

According to Phil, once he gets back from his trip to Connecticut, he's going to have to start preparations to sell the house. He's not exaggerating this time, folks. He can barely afford to pay his bills! Those taxes need to be paid! There's nothing else he can do!

https://twitter.com/pigxdestroyer/status/1106257728937357319

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HINT HINT, PIGGIES, BETTER CONTRIBUTE WHEN HE'S NOT STREAMING. STAYING AT A HOTEL, GOING TO THE ZOO AND EATING AT RESTAURANTS FOR EVERY MEAL ISN'T CHEAP, OKAY?
Nothing will happen. Phil will quickly and quietly claim he was somehow able to come up with enough money to pay his taxes or was able to negotiate a payment plan and move on to the next scam.

déjà vu is strong in Daves life. I can swear I've heard this exact same thing 20 times in the last year and a half.

What are the odds this'll all just magically go away for a few months afterwards? Just until he needs more money and his livelihood is at risk again of course.

 

[ZehnBoat]

HINT HINT, PIGGIES, BETTER CONTRIBUTE WHEN HE'S NOT STREAMING. STAYING AT A HOTEL, GOING TO THE ZOO AND EATING AT RESTAURANTS FOR EVERY MEAL ISN'T CHEAP, OKAY?
Nothing will happen. Phil will quickly and quietly claim he was somehow able to come up with enough money to pay his taxes or was able to negotiate a payment plan and move on to the next scam.

watch, he'll get little to no money
but he'll get an "anonymous" donation from a long time fan who's never been in chat before
who donated "exactly what he needed" (even though he doesn't know how much he needs)

 

[BallBuster]

Let’s ignore the fact that IRS gives you options if you can’t pay. Let’s ignore the fact that they offer special forms to fill out to be put on a payment plan for people in his situation. Let’s also ignore the fact that the irs wouldn’t do shit for years but he makes it seem like they are on standby ready to pound his ass on April 16th.

 

[Crunchy Smegma]

Let’s ignore the fact that IRS gives you options if you can’t pay. Let’s ignore the fact that they offer special forms to fill out to be put on a payment plan for people in his situation. Let’s also ignore the fact that the irs wouldn’t do shit for years but he makes it seem like they are on standby ready to pound his ass on April 16th.

I don't think that just an IRS payment plan will help Phil. He still has to pay, what, $4,000 (don't quote me on that since its all guessing) in bills+credit card debt every month?

 

[Alxmir23]

phil always was a hypercondriac kinda guy. over exaggerating things and when he lives through whatever he acts like he defeated something huge

 

[N0thingICanDo]

According to Phil, once he gets back from his trip to Connecticut, he's going to have to start preparations to sell the house. He's not exaggerating this time, folks. He can barely afford to pay his bills! Those taxes need to be paid! There's nothing else he can do!

https://twitter.com/pigxdestroyer/status/1106257728937357319

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HINT HINT, PIGGIES, BETTER CONTRIBUTE WHEN HE'S NOT STREAMING. STAYING AT A HOTEL, GOING TO THE ZOO AND EATING AT RESTAURANTS FOR EVERY MEAL ISN'T CHEAP, OKAY?
Nothing will happen. Phil will quickly and quietly claim he was somehow able to come up with enough money to pay his taxes or was able to negotiate a payment plan and move on to the next scam.

I like that the clip ends with a snort, or course he has to end begging with a snort, sell your pigpen you fucking lazy fat scammer

 

[JamFlowMan]

I don't think that just an IRS payment plan will help Phil. He still has to pay, what, $4,000 (don't quote me on that since its all guessing) in bills+credit card debt every month?

With a payment plan he can keep the tax scam running all year. Every month will be an emergency where if he misses a payment his house will be sucked into a vortex like the end of Poltergeist.